In Which I (Yet Again) Discover Why I Don't Self-Publish

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These days, there is no end of people who say, "Why are you still putting yourself through the misery of traditional publishing?" Some folks say it nicer. Some are meaner and use words like "broken," "obsolete," and "dinosaur". I've talked about my reasons before, but I've come to realize that the thing behind it all is an illogical personality quirk.



I am trying to get the best ending.



Before I go on, understand that I don'...