Ounce of Prevention
I WISH I HAD HEARD the term “prehab” long ago. I think it would have prevented my current physical disability.
Many people delay surgery. Why not put off a potentially long recovery period—and a big medical bill? Often, this wait-and-see approach is harmless. But not always.
A little history might be useful. A couple of years after college, I joined my dad in his cash register business. Back in 1970, cash registers were massive and heavy—150 pounds or more. Just one wrong twist or turn was all that it took to induce unbelievable shooting pains down my leg.
My first surgery was in 1973. Too much Dilaudid after the surgery, and I was addicted. I went cold turkey and beat it in a few months.
I got better and, three years later, started playing tennis. Oops, I should have let that one go, because it meant surgery No. 2: in for another laminectomy to relieve pressure and reduce back pain.
The electronics industry was looking for new applications for their fancy computer chips, and discovered they could imitate the functions of a calculator, cash register and typewriter. The benefit to me was lighter cash registers and less risk of back pain.
Fast forward to 2000. My wife wanted the couch moved. I didn’t want to do it, got angry, pushed too hard and—pop—I was in line for my third back surgery. I was older, so the recovery took a bit longer this time.
By 2017, I’d been semi-retired for nearly 20 years. While on vacation in Aruba, I found it difficult to walk to the beach, or more than a block or two to dinner. I made an appointment with my favorite neurosurgeon.
Since he was doing more brain than back surgeries, he brought in a young surgeon who specializes in spinal reconstruction, among other things. After reviewing my images and history, they had just two questions: How are you even walking? Why aren’t you in more pain?
They felt that the surgery I needed was extensive—a fusion with rods and screws on an unknown number of levels. Yet they couldn’t recommend the surgery because I wasn’t in enough pain.
To control what little pain I had, they suggested that I take Gabapentin. For me, it was a miracle drug. There was just one side-effect: drowsiness in the afternoon. It was non-addictive, safe and—with my doctors’ supervision—the dosage was increased until it worked.
I started to live a pain-free life. I was happy and unconcerned because the doctors were sure the window for a future surgery was open for years, or even a decade or two, and there was no downside to waiting. I did give up golf, however, as the pain pills were no longer getting the job done after 12 holes.
Two years later, it was summertime, I was wearing shorts to the gym and happened by a mirror. I noticed that my left calf was much thinner than my right one. I decided to visit my doctors again, even though I still wasn’t in pain.
After taking new images, they were now ready to recommend surgery. Things had deteriorated some and there was a sense of urgency to schedule me. Their first opening was just after a planned trip to Iceland. That was good timing, as I really wanted to go on the trip.
I’m going to skip the infection part. Needless to say, bad stuff happens. I ended up with two rods and 18 screws for a nine-level fusion of my entire lower back. They said I could play golf again, but my swing would be ugly. How did they know I had an ugly swing?
What nobody had realized was that there was harm in waiting, which brings me to where I am today. I have a pinched nerve, resulting in foot drop. The nerve was pinched too long and never recovered.
Prehab could have helped. What’s that? It’s not rehabilitation but preventive monitoring. Anyone who is waiting for surgery to fix a physical problem should visit a physical therapist, not necessarily to work on the problem, but to be monitored for changes that could affect the timing of the surgery.
Had I been monitored by a professional, I might have had the surgery—pain-free or not—earlier. The nerve could have been less damaged and I might have recovered fuller function. Pain is your body’s way of telling you something is wrong. Mask that pain with medication and you’ll need monitoring to see if all is well—or not.
Now, I’m working hard to stand upright and keep walking. Each week, I have four visits to physical therapists, plus three gym sessions, two of them with a personal trainer. After they trained me to walk properly with a cane, I am using it more often when I go out. Sometimes—when I want to be treated as a younger, healthier person—I use two walking sticks.
The operation was a great success. I am totally pain-free and no longer cringe before a sneeze, which used to cause shooting pains from my hip to my ankle. I know one thing for sure, though. I’m never golfing again. I often wonder where I’d be if I had that “too big” operation sooner.

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