Funny Paranormals Paranormal-Scope
If you listen closely, paranormal creatures say the funniest or weirdest things.
While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.
The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.
Aries:
The were-crow caws, “Give me bling!” Get that bird out of her. Watch your budget this week. You may need to adjust for an unexpected cost like a repair.
Taurus:
The vampire knows you’re only as old as you feel. They are always after fresh blood. A new friend is right around the corner. Don’t get cozy too quickly. Could be a vamp!
Gemini:
What happens if you give a dragon a cookie? They want the whole box. Then they have heartburn! Try to moderate what you eat this week. Delicious doesn’t mean more.
Cancer:
What game does a ghost enjoy playing? Hide and Shriek! Get together with your close ones and plan a game night.
Leo:
What do you call two witches that share a home? Broom-mates! Okay, you’ve got me on that one, but it is Spring Cleaning time so grab that broom.
Virgo:
Who did the monster take to the party? His ghoul-friend. I bet that monster even opened the door for her. You have an opportunity to social climb, be considered of
Libra
What do sirens eat with their lunch? Potato ships! An unhealthy lunch is not advisable. You have many good things to do this week.
Scorpio:
What does a baby zombie want for his birthday? A deady bear! Do you have a person who is hard to buy for? Money is a good option. A deady bear? Not!
Sagittarius:
What do mummies enjoy dancing to? Wrap music. Why not invest in some new music for your collection!
Capricorn:
What did the Indomitable Snowman and the Vampiress call their baby? Frostbite! Collaborate at work if you can and think outside the box for new ideas.
Aquarius:
What would a skeleton order in a restaurant? Spare ribs! Consider getting some take-out to enjoy at home.
Pisces:
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Booties! Time to look at your shoes. Worn out. Throw them out and get new ones.
In my defense, I wrote this while being sick. Thank you for your good humor and stay safe.
-Susan
Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance and now YA sweet adventure novels too.
www.susanhannifordcrowley.com
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