Get a Hobby

VERSE 1
Get a hobby! Any kind will do
Go for a jog underneath the snow moon
Slow it down to a walk if you’re too heavy
Or go for a ride in your old school Chevy
There’s a world out there beyond it all
It can’t be separated by border walls
When you stop obsessing over nunya business
You just might feel some lovey-dovey kisses

VERSE 2
Get a hobby! Any kind you like
Put it down, pick it up like riding a bike
Read epic fantasies across several novels
Or write them yourself ‘til you become a fossil
Play videogames, swing axes at dragons
Go on more adventures than Bilbo Baggins
When you curl the finger you point so much
You’ll find there’s nobody left to judge

BRIDGE
Get a hobby! You don’t have to get a life
Make friends! You don’t have to get a wife
Make memories! You don’t have to get a knife
Unless you’re cooking dinner, chop those onions right

VERSE 3
Get a hobby! Don’t hurt nobody else
Ain’t nobody in sight that needs a living hell
Keyboards are for chatting with buddies
Not for slinging shit so goopy and muddy
Get a hobby! I don’t care what it is
Don’t declare yourself the King of the Cis
Crowns are for cosplay at the Comic Con
Not for telling people that their culture is wrong

FINAL VERSE
Get a hobby, little Bobby
Have fun, you son of a gun
Create anything but hate
Get a hobby! Get a hobby!