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Calling on all her skills, the zoo's psychiatrist tried to talk Corbu down off the ledge.
"I haven't had a nibble since dawn. Let's call it a day. First trough of beer's on me!"
Lindsay Lohan Spotted With New Beau; Claims This Time It's The Real Thing
"What is it you call this thing, small human? A…what? A parade? Bo-ring."
Like all cartoons, most frequent flier plans, and Joe Biden's teeth, Babar was tired of being fictional.
Homeland Security Unveils New Border Fence Scheme; PETA Clamors For Taxpayer-Funded Giant Butt Cushions
Tonight! On an all-new 24! Chloe recruits really large Tibetan rebels to help extract Jack Bauer from his evil Chinese captors!
Reviews were mixed for Dr. Suess's latest rhyming primer, "Humpty Dumbo."
"Look," huffed the rabbi, "I'm all for some May/December romance, but this is off the chart!"
Sadly, the Republican Party never noticed the subtle shove from Code Pink's dastardly dwarf.
"See, here's the deal," Vishnu cajoled, "last Saturday, Shiva got ticked at Ganesha…you know how he can get…and I, well, I'm gonna need your head."