Thursday Throwdown October 22, 2020

Welcome to this week’s Battle Of The Vases!



It’s vase-to-vase combat like you have never seen before!

How it works: We share two vases and YOU vote which is your favourite! The winner will then move on to the next round to face another competitor!

Once again Mount Olympus has won with Draupnir lying on the wrestling mat in shards! Can our next competitor break this winning streak?

Get your votes in below!





Sorry to see you go!

Draupnir $74








The Series so far.



Gorgeous Vases of No Contact Wrestling





Vase Name



Gossip Girl
Phoenix Reborn
Pillar of Atlas
Evangeline
Ogopogo
Iris En Ciel
Original Twin
Kermit The Vase
Haring’s Dance
White Walker
Sobek’s Tears
Mount Olympus
Argus
Draupnir







Wins/Losses



0/1
2/1
0/1
4/0
0/1
0/1
0/1
1/1
0/1
1/1
1/1
3/0
0/1
0/1







And so it was that A new competitor Has entered the ring and she isn’t going to take it sitting down!





Grandmother $75




This vase was a . Thank you to winner for your name and poem!





Grandmother





Shards of a womb
That brought forth life
Whose nurture and love
Sustain me still
Decades from her passing.
Grandmother.







Mount Olympus $240




Zeus was not like the other gods. He knew what he wanted and he would get it. And he knew all it would take is a little bit of Magnum, Ferrari, or a dose of Le Tigre.





Unfortunately, meeting his philandering goals also meant killing mortals and upsetting the other gods and – much more than once – his goddess wife Hera.

“Zeus is here to set the record straight! What was Zeus to do? It was not his fault everyone wanted him! He was blessed with being “Zeus’ gift to women” everywhere! Surely, nobody could blame him for that!”





“This is complete ZeuSlander!”

Indeed, It was true that the people simply couldn’t resist him – Mostly due to him being an all powerful god,





Zeus. was. “IT.”





Zeus’ tangled love life (including many rather questionable relationships) resulted in all of these children.

His harem included





Leto who was the mother of Apollo and ArtemisSemele who was the mother of DionysusMaia who was the mother of HermesDione who was the mother of AphroditeHera, the wife of Zeus was the mother of Ares, Hebe and HephaestusDemeter, the sister and lover of Zeus, was the mother of Persephone



One thing was perfectly clear: By gods, he knew how to pose!

It was no freak gasoline fight accident that brought this vase to life, but rather, the magic of raku and when the ash was cleared, Zeuslander was left to ponder life’s important questions alone on Mount Olympus – forever searching for an answer to “why male models?”








Who will be your victor? Be sure to get your vote in BELOW!


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Their fate is now in your hands!







We will share the winner (and update from last week!) next Thursday!
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Published on October 22, 2020 04:30
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