Winnie the Pooh needs behavioral meds

BibliOdyssey

So I was just reading a study titled "Pathology in the
Hundred Acre Wood: a neurodevelopmental perspective on A.A. Milne," and I
thought I'd share its abstract with you:

Somewhere at the top of the Hundred Acre Wood a little boy
and his bear play. On the surface it is an innocent world, but on closer
examination by our group of experts we find a forest where neurodevelopmental
and untreated.

So what kind of mental problems are we talking about here?



Winnie the Pooh: ADHD,inattentive subtype.

Piglet: Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

Eeyore: endogenous depression.
Owl: Obviously bright, but dyslexic.

Roo: Growing up in a single-parent household, at high-risk
for criminal problems.

Tigger: Recurrent pattern of risk-taking behaviours.

Rabbit: No real problem, but that little rodent IS extraordinarily
self-important, isn't he?