Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

(What if you threw a party and everybody came?)
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Here’s some wild and crazy news. Next year, Americans will again vote for a President, and the three leading contenders are old white men.

The current Oval Office wrangler, of course, is President Trump, an admittedly aged guy who’s known for three things: He’s the oldest person to have been President He’s the oldest person to have orange hair He’s the oldest person to have been named after a Spades maneuver

So, there’s Donald. And t...