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Unfortunately, the toy store’s “Coney Claus” Christmas campaign never really caught on “No, idiot. HAIR Club for Men. Not hare … HAIR!” History tells us precious little about Olan Mills’ first assistant. “Lucky rabbit’s foot, eh? Wellll, let’s see how YOU two like limping.” Obviously, Grandpa had gone off his meds again. “Believe me: once that new nanny settled in, those kids soon learned to behave.” Less than a week in, the State’s witness was having serious second thoughts about the Witne...