MTG Logic

One of the things my brother and I both find amusing about Magic: The Gathering is how creatures stack up against each other. One thing we like to do is to compare how many Grizzly Bears it would take to kill various other MTG entities in combat.

Here are some of the more amusing ones:

If you could somehow get 8 Grizzly Bears to fly (via catapult I suppose), then they could defeat Emrakul, an eldritch being of incalculable power. This begs the question of how the Eldrazi could possibly have d...