Just The Side Takes A Ride!

The side is here. Not even a rear. Nope, just a side. Whether small or wide. The side is here. It is near. I said that though. Just making sure you know. That fine print says to. Believe me, it's true.

Here comes the writing.
Better have good lighting.
For on it drones.
What may give you moans?

May lead to shortness of breath.
May bring about death.
May make your immune system suck.
May make you say what the fluck.

Or fluckity fluck fluck.
But we'll take your buck.
You were warned though.
And now you know.

But that you knew.
That's in view.
That we've told.
May make you feel old.

We just can't stop.
May make you hop.
Damn, we have to.
May make you moo.

Where is this going?
What's with the showing?
How can you moo?
There is no mouth in view.

You can't say fluck.
You can't spend a buck.
You can't even take a breath.
Can you even bring about death?

Nope, they lied times three.
Or maybe two came to be.
I guess blame the drug.
Let's pull out the rug.

The rest of you is fine.
Only your side shall align.
Which side? Beats me.
But it is a side of thee.

Legs, arms, head, and ass.
Those all get a pass.
For from far and wide,
The side effect is said with only side.

Did the cat think about that too much? Maybe more than a touch. But if it effects your heart, shouldn't heart effect get a start? Ass effect may sound bad. Is that why only the side is had? Maybe head effect was off that day and so side only came to play. I will blame this on my gas, it is such an ass effect to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.