We Board The Ferry Of The Scary!

The scary will be here today. You may want to cover your eyes from the display. Hmm does that work with words? I guess you'll have to ask scary moose herds.

The world is scary.
Board that ferry.
Been said and done.
It's just no fun.

Scary here and there.
Scary oh so everywhere.
But is it really?
Forget touchy feely.

Hey, it rhymed.
So it was primed.
Primed to go.
Like say, a tornado.

An earthquake too.
Throw in a hurricane to view.
Making a backed up loo?
Yeah, smelly and nasty to view.

But whoops, not the world.
A hurricane is hurled.
But nope, not that.
Sorry, it's your scat.

A volcano explodes.
An invasion of alien toads.
One is a worldly count,
The other not in the amount.

The ground shifts apart.
You see an ass crack at Walmart.
Sure not either or.
Only one comes ashore.

Nut with a gun.
Nut trying to blow up everyone.
Nut with a disease.
Nut with killer fleas.

All rather scary.
Especially if the nut's back is hairy.
But did the world do it?
Nope, back to your backed up shit.

Mankind is scary.
Now you've got the right ferry.
The world is not.
Well except for its movie disaster plot.

Still think the world is scary? It could get you with a poison berry. But then who picked and ate it? You did, so stops the scary bit. Maybe brain dead comes due. That can be scary too. Mankind scares up its own woes. Scary as they go to new lows. But we will give volcanoes a wide berth and not trespass. The world makes those scary to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.