The World May End With This Timely Trend!

Nah, the cat isn't a world ending nut. Those guys are stuck in a rut. For the world will, most likely, still be here. Humans just may be wiped clear. But others are in a rut. A rut that needs to make the cut.

I have to shit.
So just do it.
Nope, I can't.
Comes the rant.

Has to be then.
Like written in pen.
That is the time.
Not to is a crime.

I have to shop.
Groceries can't flop.
We were out a while ago.
Today is the day though.

Rather starve than switch.
Don't call me a witch.
It has to be today.
It always is that way.

I have to eat.
What a treat.
Food is there.
I'm hungry at my lair.

Damn, still not time.
Hours can suck a lime.
But wait I must.
In 5 we trust.

I have to write.
It will ignite.
I'll be in heaven.
Come on, seven.

I have to post.
Here at my coast.
I really have to.
And yeah, I'm a dog too.

A cheat rhyme to end.
My, what trend.
Scheduled to go.
Have to went out the window.

Pfffft we say. Some things may have to at their bay, but most of it is crap. Are you a non-changer at your side of the map? Even when you have to take a crap? I hope not, chap. The cat will ruin your perfect world though. Are you ready for the lethal blow? You don't do it at the exact same time every day. Why? Because seconds are also at play. 30 or 35 or 21 or 54 or whatever may come to pass. Whoops, sorry, not really, to be a time ending little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.