Imma Start A Belly Button Rumor

Imma start a belly button rumor. I’m going to put forth the idea that people have innies or outties based on which way the hospital tied the knot on the umbilical cord after birth. Maybe I’ll link clockwise/counterclockwise to the coriolis effect for whether it gets pulled in or pushed out. I bet I could get SOMEONE to believe it.

People believe a lot of things.