Someone Should Write a “31 Days of Halloween” Song

Someone should write a “31 Days of Halloween” song. You know, like the 12 Days of Christmas? Maybe it could expand the holiday a bit, I don’t know. Someone should do it though.

Of course, we apparently don’t celebrate 12 days of Christmas anymore, even with the song. I suppose we used to and it fell out of favor, but maybe the reverse could happen with Halloween.

We do still have this whole kind of amorphous holiday season between Thanksgiving and New Year, so maybe it’s still something. Of course, we have kind of the same from Labor Day through Thanksgiving for Halloween.

Still…someone get on the song.