Effing Feline disdains maps #8Sunday

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I, Effing Feline, don’t need a map to find my food bowl. So what use are maps, anyway? To cats, no use at all.

[image error]Nonetheless, I suppose I should have explained the map I showed last week.

Kwadra is an alternate Earth’s Vancouver Island. The Kwadrans “hopped” their island to our Earth when the environment of their planet became so polluted and globally warmed that it was close to uninhabitable. Now there are two identical islands off the west coast. Ed’s WIP, the 5th book in his Alien Contact for Idiots series, takes placed on Kwadra, the “island that doesn’t exist yet.”

Audra Verhailey, a runaway young mother, flees with her baby from Oregon to Kwadra Island. Penniless and hungry, she accepts the help of a Kwadran construction worker she doesn’t know. Now she’s having second thoughts . . . third thoughts . . . fourth thoughts. She tells him defiantly that she won’t have sex with him, no matter how helpful he’s being.

“Did you hear me?” Her voice was shrill, tremulous, and loud enough that Roxie stirred, but went back to sleep. “Not even a blowjob,” she finished in a fierce whisper.

But as soon as she spoke, she realized she’d stumbled onto something. She’d give him the best damned blowjob ever, if that was the price for her life. She had to stay alive for Roxie’s sake. Had to.

Instead of answering, the guy tormented her by watching his step as he climbed over a fallen tree trunk half as wide as she was tall. Expecting his gaze to rake her body, her knees weakened with fear as she looked around for a hiding place. Her boobs, if nothing else, were ogle-worthy. Nursing a seven-month old had done pleasant, but now unfortunate, things to her bra size.

Effing Feline here again. I’d like to have a map to all the best catnip patches in a ten-mile radius of the house. No, make that a one-mile radius. I am NOT lazy, no matter what Ed claims, but I am, shall we say . . . efficient.

What kind of map would you like to  have? While you’re thinking about that, be sure to visit the other writers in Weekend Writing Warriors and Snippet Sunday.

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Here are the other books in the Alien Contact for Idiots series. Although part of a series, each story stands alone, so you can start with any book.

[image error]Alien Contact for Idiots

(4.2 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

What’s a woman going to do when she’s quarantined with an out-of-this-world alien?

This book has heroic cats who torment the villain!

[image error]Alien Contact for Kid Sisters

(4.6 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

Fleeing murderous rebels, the queen’s sister finds a hero to save her. Or is he kidnapping her, instead?

 

[image error]Newborn

(4.7 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

She was born to kill. Not love.

 

 

[image error]Rescuing Prince Charming

(4.6 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

She’s no heroine. He’s no prince charming.

This one features Priscilla the cat in a major role, which makes it Ed’s best book yet!