"Welcome to my home."

Wow, look at that cool cat house! But I'm afraid its product description raises more
questions than it answers.


































The Only Heated Outdoor Cat House




—This is the only heated outdoor cat home that keeps
felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures. [As opposed to the heated
outdoor cat homes that don't keep the cat warm?] 






—A removable 20-watt heater inside the floor of the house
generates radiant heat that warms the floor yet is not hot to human touch. [Uh
. . . what about to a CAT'S touch?] 



—The house's front and back doors allow cats to come and go
as they please. [A fatal design flaw! This doesn't facilitate entrances and
exits that may proves DISPLEASING to the cat, like if a crazed badger or
lovelorn wombat tried to break and enter the premises.]




But the best point to be made about this Heated Outdoor Cat
House comes from Robert Basler: "You know what else keeps felines warm and
comfy in cool temperatures? My own house, which I share with my pets instead of
making them live in the yard."

Product here, 

via the Oddly Enough Blog.