AN AMAZING TALE

My favorite sweatpants have a tapered, cosmopolitan fit. (It’s important to look cosmopolitan when padding around the house eating cinnamon toast.)
I’ve had these sweats for so long, I couldn’t remember where they came from. So I asked Lynn to check. She went behind me, pulled back the sweatpants' waistband to look at its tag — and started laughing. 
“What’s so funny?”
No answer. More laughing. 
Annoyed, I spun the sweats around as best I could (always a good look), and peered at the label:
“Hanes for Her”