You'll Just Know And Won't Eat Crow!

I will tell you a lot today. So much you may not know what to say. But aren't you supposed to? You humans are nuts at your zoo. Not in a good way. That I just had to say.

Pass it along.
Can't do no wrong.
Say what I said.
No punch to the head.

Grass Gringle.
Forts Mingle.
Tops Flutter.
Midgets Stutter.

Repeat those words.
Repeat to nerds.
They'll know what you mean.
Trust me, it's clean.

For Home.
Gnarly Gnome.
Frigid Hoops.
Grunk Loops.

Tell it to teachers.
Shout from the bleachers.
They'll know what you mean.
Say it like a teen.

Work Love.
Grove Shove.
Pimple Tours.
Tables Fours.

Repeat to a builder guy.
Away they will fly.
They'll know what you mean.
There will be no punch to the spleen.

Wiggle Terms.
Vile Worms.
Groggy Pests.
Purity Crests.

Roar Times.
Frosty Mimes.
Poor Grass.
Rhyming Ass.

Tell them to a stranger.
There will be no danger.
Not even a wtf look.
They'll know what you mean at your nook.

Ever get told something dumb to tell another? Did you think, oh brother? You have no idea what it means and yet they do on their screens. You could be passing super secret stuff. Or maybe it is all fluff. Or something that can make you end up in jail. Sorry, we have no money for bail. But if you want to say rhyming ass to the singing bass, he'll know what you mean with such a pass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.