A Flip Flop Hate Drop!

Today is the lovey dovey day. So the Hallmark cards and idiots upon high make you believe at your bay. And like sheep many go to it. So let's pretend it is really a hit. Except let's reverse and make all curse.

It's Valentine Day.
An ass hanging on display.
One with a diaper full of shit.
My, that is lovey dovey by a bit.

Actually more creepy.
But don't get weepy.
At least not yet.
Wait for Reverse Valentines Day from this pet.

Your eyes are beady.
You are rather seedy.
You breath really smells.
I hate how you ring those bells.

You never pick stuff up.
You shed more than a pup.
You always clog the drain.
You are so pimpsy with rain.

You have too many shoes.
I hate your boos and your hoos.
Yes, those pants make your ass look big.
When you laugh you snort like a pig.

You laugh at stupid crap.
You'd get lost even with a map.
You drive like a two year old.
You stick to me worse than mold.

Your friends just annoy.
You act like a little boy.
You care more about your crap.
I hate how your lips always flap.

You say the stupidest things.
Your mind must be lost in the wings.
You repeat things 50 times over.
Did I mention you shed worse than rover?

Look, you've rubbed off on me.
I'm repeating myself like thee.
You are simply the worst thing ever.
Nothing about you is clever.

But don't despair.
Even with your ugly looking hair.
For there is no reason for dismay.
It's just happy Reverse Valentine's day.

Aren't you going to celebrate with the cat? Hmm you may get turned to scat. You will have to scatter like me too. That is if you want to live the day through. Might get a divorce as well. Reverse Valentine's Day will sure raise hell. Might need to think up a less wordy name. But then anything Valentine's is rather lame. So enjoy reversing it on lad or lass. Just don't come whining to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.