This is a shock — but apparently, we're getting a new addition to our household!

Getting baby news from the stork is old-fashioned. Today, Amazon's Baby Registry service will send you a priority email.
Now I have to go tell my wife the exciting news. Ooh, I need to get that book, What to Expect When You're NOT Expecting. But hang on, what's this —Great.WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE DIAPERS????