A Letter to my Son

Dear Isaac,



I would like to apologize for your DNA.



Not that you aren't awesome. You totally are. But, well...it's because you're part of me that you get upset when you don't excel at something the first time. I will spend my whole life trying to teach you what I learned only a few years ago: that you can do anything if you work hard at it. But it won't make you feel any better when you fail, and I'm sorry for that.



It's my fault you can't sit still. I know, I know. Daddy is the most inert...