The Final Assault!

The Alien communication link was jammed, trying to formulate logical responses to “your mama” jokes. And getting quickly overwhelmed.

And then the Atomic weapon was unleashed, based on an old idea from the 90’s, only done in reverse…Mystery Science Theatre 3000…where the bad guys made the good guys watch cheesy movies on the Satellite of Love…

“Get the uplink ready!”

“Streaming Service…away!!!”

The opening credits of Jury Duty, the Pauly Shore bomb from the 90’s, suddenly blasted the alien ship…along with all his other movies…Encino Man, Bio dome, Son In Law…I can’t possibly name more, it’s making my head hurt!

“Fire 2!!!”

While simultaneously every episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and all the programming from MTV and MTV 2 overwhelmed the alien airwaves…

And then every cable news channel…turned on full blast to mass effect…

It was going exactly the way the OHTMEC…the Only Human to Ever Make Contact…had said it would.

Only now the great weapon was being unleashed on him!

“Oh no!!!”

A great mind was assaulted by the noise, the terrible noise…like lying in a waking coma in a hospital room somewhere, unable to change the channel from soap opera…Channels, movies, opinions, Fox News, CNN, TLC, Sean Hannity, the Kardashians…Dog filters…mic drops…share if you like…draconian parking laws…loudmouth talk show hosts…memes…outrage over things no one should really care about…un-researched and unqualified opinions…Bad comedy…creation science…Pat Robertson…people that are so convinced yet so wrong…uninformed leaders…Beer Club 3: It’s Not as Bad as You Might Think…