The Camelot Shadow Hits a Milestone…and a New Story in the Works?!

I may not be the sharpest marshmallow-toasting stick in the campground, but I know two inalienable truths: 1) ketchup is not an optimal condiment for cinnamon and sugar Pop Tarts, and 2) no one wants to read self-congratulatory blog posts.

Still, there’s an auspicious occasion that calls for celebration, and writing about it in ketchup on a Pop Tart seems like an ineffective way to get the word out. So, a self-congratulatory blog post it is, but rather than patting myself on the back (an exercise that requires contortions my body can only barely manage), I’d like to take a moment to thank you, Goodreaders, for your support. (Goodreadsers? Goodreadi? What’s the proper plural here?)

The Camelot Shadow recently notched its 100th rating on Goodreads, and while that’s an admittedly arbitrary number to celebrate and a far smaller number than any legitimately good book can claim (you think you’re sooooo awesome with your 4.7 million ratings, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, don’t you?), it’s mind-boggling to me that a hundred people have been interested enough to not only read something I wrote (a not short and stylistically ornate something, I might add), but to take a moment to let their fellow readers know whether they liked it (and, in many cases, to take extra time to write thoughtful reviews explaining why they did (or didn’t) like it).

That’s an incredible thing for any author to experience, but it’s particularly amazing for an independent author. Authors who say they write solely for themselves are full of surplus fecal matter, because if that’s what they were really doing, they would never publish anything. No, writers want—maybe even need—to be read, because they feel like they have something to say, a story to share with the world, one that readers will learn or glean insight from, or simply take heart from or be entertained by.

I think the most exciting part about this modest milestone is that we’re just getting started. Thanks to you all, word is spreading and enthusiasm is growing, and I can’t wait to introduce even more people to The Camelot Shadow (or The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple, if comedic fantasy is more your speed).

For those of you who have already sampled The Camelot Shadow’s fruits and found them to your liking (where am I going with this metaphor?), I have exciting news—I’m hard at work on a short story featuring a prominent character from The Camelot Shadow, set several decades before the book takes place. No spoilers yet, but let’s just say that if you’re a fan of arch, devil-may-care booksellers, you WILL like this story.

(I’m very good at subtle hints.)

If all goes according to plan, the story should be released sometime late in the fall—watch this space for more details and a preview of coming attractions. Plus, I have a feeling we’ll find a way to get the story into the hands of loyal Camelotians before the release date. (“Camelotians” is a really terrible nickname, and it sounds a little bit like “Cameltoeans”…I may need to rethink that one.)

Thank you to each and every person who has read the book, shared the book, said a kind word about the book, or otherwise just been a generally encouraging supporter of my storytelling efforts. I have a tendency toward sarcasm—(*gasp*) a shocking revelation, I know—but let me swap snark for sincerity for a moment to say that I am so incredibly grateful for all of you, and constantly humbled by the kindness of total strangers whose love of stories and open-mindedness both makes me happy and gives me hope for the world.

I promise you that things are only going to get better from here (pipe down in the back there, with your “how can it get any worse?” commentary)—so stick around and let’s have some adventures together.
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Published on July 06, 2017 10:11 Tags: goodreads, stories, the-camelot-shadow, the-chronicle-of-heloise-grimple, writing
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message 51: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Meh. My Little Pony doesn't do it for me anymore...not since I got my collection of Anna and Elsa action figures.


message 52: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Meh. My Little Pony doesn't do it for me anymore...not since I got my collection of Anna and Elsa action figures."

I sure hope you rounded that off with the correspondig figure of Olaf!


message 53: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "Meh. My Little Pony doesn't do it for me anymore...not since I got my collection of Anna and Elsa action figures."

I sure hope you rounded that off with the correspondig figure of Olaf!"


I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf.


message 54: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Congrats. As a [hobby-grade] creative myself, I can definitely agree - we do it for the reaction. Although a bad one can be temporarily disheartening, it ends up overpowered by - I made them feel SOMETHING.


message 55: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Eric wrote: "Congrats. As a [hobby-grade] creative myself, I can definitely agree - we do it for the reaction. Although a bad one can be temporarily disheartening, it ends up overpowered by - I made them feel S..."

...even if that feeling is "Dear God--MAKE IT STOP!"

I feel you, brother.


message 56: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your fault since you didn't feed him enough.


message 57: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your fault since you didn't feed him enough."


There aren't enough carrots on earth, Trish.


message 58: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "There aren't enough carrots on earth, Trish. "

Wiser words have never been spoken.


message 59: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your fault since you didn't feed him enough."


It's OK, the animated short that takes place after the movie shows there are like a hundred mini-animated snow men living with Marshmellow at Elsa's abandoned winter castle.


message 60: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Eric wrote: "Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your fault since you didn't feed hi..."


I'm glad I'm not the only one who's seen that. And, in my case, approximately 700 million times.

It's amazing kids' capacity to rewatch things...


message 61: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Sean wrote: "Eric wrote: "Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your fault since you d..."


It's a way for one of my twins to drink lots of milk as it keeps him entertained.


message 62: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Eric wrote: "Sean wrote: "Eric wrote: "Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm afraid an overzealous Sven ate Olaf."

But that means you had one. Good. No collection is complete without him - as for Sven, it's your faul..."


When my son was 2, he was obsessed with watching videos of people unwrapping Kinder surprise eggs on YouTube, which is the most banal, mentally unfulfilling exercise in the history of humanity. And, yet, for reasons of having a few minutes of peace, I suffered through many of those videos. So, yeah...we do what we gotta do, right?


message 63: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Sean wrote: "....we do what we gotta do, right?"

The definition of parenting toddlers....


message 64: by Trish (new)

Trish *looks for that video*

P.S.: If it wasn't illegal and would actually arrive at your house, I'd send your kids some Überraschungseier. Alas ... American laws.


message 65: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Trish wrote: "*looks for that video*

P.S.: If it wasn't illegal and would actually arrive at your house, I'd send your kids some Überraschungseier. Alas ... American laws."


Googled that... looks like a fancy version of what we had for 25 cents at the grocery story exit


message 66: by Trish (new)

Trish It basically is nothing spectacular. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that it is forbidden in the US because it's considered too dangerous. *lol*


message 67: by Eric (new)

Eric Mesa Trish wrote: "It basically is nothing spectacular. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that it is forbidden in the US because it's considered too dangerous. *lol*"

Also to my non-German ears, it sounds like it could be the name of a sex toy.


message 68: by Trish (new)

Trish BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sean, a thing to tell Rod Holder - I'm sure he can incorporate it in his next book! *wiggles eyebrows*


message 69: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sean, a thing to tell Rod Holder - I'm sure he can incorporate it in his next book! *wiggles eyebrows*"

Rod is semi-retired, but I'll pass that along. :)


message 70: by Trish (new)

Trish WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEMI-RETIRED????
He can't be semi-retired! *panics*
His fans need him!!!


message 71: by Paul (new)

Paul 'Semi' is not a word I associate with Rod Holder... (That's right; I went there.... again.)


message 72: by Trish (new)

Trish BWAHAHAHAHA.
*bows to Paul*
Bloody brilliant!


message 73: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Heh. Semi. Well played.

If there's one thing the world has enough of, Trish, it's Rod Holder.


message 74: by Paul (new)

Paul Thank yew, thank yew... I'm here all week; try the wiener schnitzel!!


message 75: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Paul wrote: "Thank yew, thank yew... I'm here all week; try the wiener schnitzel!!"

Take his dog's...fleas.


message 76: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Heh. Semi. Well played.

If there's one thing the world has enough of, Trish, it's Rod Holder."


What is this? Criticism of one of the greatest in the genre??? You can't leave us here with Christian Grey!!!


message 77: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "Heh. Semi. Well played.

If there's one thing the world has enough of, Trish, it's Rod Holder."

What is this? Criticism of one of the greatest in the genre??? You can't leave us here..."


To be fair, Rod is not simply ONE of the greatest, he IS the greatest. But, hey--even the greatest have to fade away into that great beyond at some point...I see Rod as a shoot hard, fade fast kind of guy...


message 78: by Trish (new)

Trish Shoot hard ... you're just jealous.


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