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Jul 06, 2017 10:49AM
Amazing news! Now off to find some celebratory pop tarts to toast your achievement!
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Amanda wrote: "Amazing news! Now off to find some celebratory pop tarts to toast your achievement!"Haha! And pun intended on "toast," I hope... :)
Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens...
You know, I read your blog posts (and reviews) only partially for the content and mostly for the way you write them. *lol* surplus fecal matter for the win!!! :DBut if you ever go on a book-signing tour, I shall be most aggravated if you don't come visit me in good old Germany!
I loooove your sublte hint.... But not so much ketchup and cinnamon pop-tart. Perhaps it can become an acquire taste?This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post ceraintly help keep the good mood at work. Although my colleages are certainly wondering why I keep laughing out loud.
Perso: I love Cameltoeans. Did you see those guys walk on burning sand? That's a trick I could use.
Trish wrote: "You know, I read your blog posts (and reviews) only partially for the content and mostly for the way you write them. *lol* surplus fecal matter for the win!!! :DBut if you ever go on a book-signi..."
Hey, if anyone knows about being full of surplus fecal matter, it's me--we can smell our own...and it's not a good smell.
I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?
Emmanuelle wrote: "I loooove your sublte hint.... But not so much ketchup and cinnamon pop-tart. Perhaps it can become an acquire taste?This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post cera..."
Your coworkers are probably used to it by now, Emmanuelle. :)
Sean wrote: "I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?"Will this do?
Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?"Will this do?
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Mmmm...yes.
Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: ":D"Now I really want chocolate. (So, it's just a normal day, really.)"
*munches her Leibnitz chocolate cookie*
Sharyl wrote: "Congratulations, Sean! And it's amazing what happens if you just google what you need...you can actually buy a ketchup and mustard pen and highlighter set on Amazon. I don't know why. And it's a lo..."Thanks, Sharyl! God bless the Internet and it's ability to provide anything at any time.
And, that's why I just cut to the chase and put the poop up front.
Sean wrote: "Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens..."
If you can't write your name with a squeeze bottle of Heinz, then you aren't a true American. (It's part of the citizenship test.)
Allie wrote: "Sean wrote: "Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ..."
That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a series of Rorschach tests.
Sean wrote: "That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a series of Rorschach tests."But that is how you find out who your true fans are! Only people who can recognize your work are worthy of your books! :P
Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a ..."Ha!
I can see it now: "That looks like a bunny eating an omelet--it's clearly Sean Gibson's ketchup signature."
Trish wrote: "See? You'll be more famous than any Rorschach rock star!"More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream...
Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "See? You'll be more famous than any Rorschach rock star!"More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream..."
Now seems to be the time to admit that I don't like him very much so you have my blessing!
I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Trish, and offer David Hasselhoff as a more culturally appropriate alternative.Aileene--those are PERFECT. Get your Pop Tarts out, cats and kittens.
Sean wrote: "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Trish, and offer David Hasselhoff as a more culturally appropriate alternative."I LOVED Knight Rider as a kid. :D
Congrats Sean!!! I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3
Aja: wrote: "Congrats Sean!!! I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...it's in the queue. :)
True, but you DID say it's in the queue. And if I can wait for Winds of Winter and Doors of Stone, then I can certainly hold out for Poker Pals!
Aja: wrote: "I wouldn't be surprised if you did. :)"To be fair, that's about as challenging as beating a saltine in a foot race.
Morgannah wrote: "Now that you have reached this milestone Mr. Gibson I would like to remind you of a promise you made to me. You remember, right?"Of course I do! Alas, we're still not to the printed copy stage yet...but, with this mountain of momentum, I anticipate it's simply a question of when, not if, there will be bookstores full of hard copies of The Camelot Shadow...at which point you shall receive the promised autographed copy. :) (You'll have to decide whether it will be signed in ink or ketchup...)
Morgannah wrote: "Sean wrote: (You'll have to decide whether it will be signed in ink or ketchup...) ..."Is blood an option?"
Only if it's not mine.
Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)
Sean wrote: "Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"
Yes, because we have literary discernment!
Have you seen how many self-pub books hang around for years with single digits of readers? And I assume those are family members who were forced to create accounts.
Did you know there are root beer flavored pop tarts now?
Miriam wrote: "Sean wrote: "Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"
Yes, because we have literary discernment..."
Well, you all either have literary discernment, or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading...
And there are entirely too many Pop Tart flavors these days.
Sean wrote: "Well, you all either have literary discernment, or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."Neither. You're just like one of those little boys who have to show their doe-like eyes and a trembling lower lip and they get everything they want. It's pity, pure and simple. :P
I am feeling ALL the guilt. I have had this on my kindle for a year... What the actual hell is wrong with me? I will rectify this soon. Congratulations though! Let's catch up when I have read this? I swear I'm not a terrible human.
The sole measure of a person's terribleness (or lack thereof) should definitely be whether or not they have read The Camelot Shadow. I find it to be a very effective metric, Kelly, and demonstrably true in this case.I KID. The consumption (or lack thereof) of my virtual word vomit should in no way, shape, or form have bearing on judgment of a person's character. Only a poor opinion of my hand-crafted margaritas, which, frankly, are divine, would make me question your value as a human.
(Though I'll note that (unscientific and made up) studies have shown that reading The Camelot Shadow and Heloise & Grimple have resulted in a 17% increase in happiness levels.)
Sean wrote: "...or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess.
Miriam wrote: "Sean wrote: "...or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess."
Whatever. Just because a guy loves fluffy bunnies doesn't mean he can't be intimidating. Conventionalist.






