The Camelot Shadow Hits a Milestone…and a New Story in the Works?!

I may not be the sharpest marshmallow-toasting stick in the campground, but I know two inalienable truths: 1) ketchup is not an optimal condiment for cinnamon and sugar Pop Tarts, and 2) no one wants to read self-congratulatory blog posts.

Still, there’s an auspicious occasion that calls for celebration, and writing about it in ketchup on a Pop Tart seems like an ineffective way to get the word out. So, a self-congratulatory blog post it is, but rather than patting myself on the back (an exercise that requires contortions my body can only barely manage), I’d like to take a moment to thank you, Goodreaders, for your support. (Goodreadsers? Goodreadi? What’s the proper plural here?)

The Camelot Shadow recently notched its 100th rating on Goodreads, and while that’s an admittedly arbitrary number to celebrate and a far smaller number than any legitimately good book can claim (you think you’re sooooo awesome with your 4.7 million ratings, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, don’t you?), it’s mind-boggling to me that a hundred people have been interested enough to not only read something I wrote (a not short and stylistically ornate something, I might add), but to take a moment to let their fellow readers know whether they liked it (and, in many cases, to take extra time to write thoughtful reviews explaining why they did (or didn’t) like it).

That’s an incredible thing for any author to experience, but it’s particularly amazing for an independent author. Authors who say they write solely for themselves are full of surplus fecal matter, because if that’s what they were really doing, they would never publish anything. No, writers want—maybe even need—to be read, because they feel like they have something to say, a story to share with the world, one that readers will learn or glean insight from, or simply take heart from or be entertained by.

I think the most exciting part about this modest milestone is that we’re just getting started. Thanks to you all, word is spreading and enthusiasm is growing, and I can’t wait to introduce even more people to The Camelot Shadow (or The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple, if comedic fantasy is more your speed).

For those of you who have already sampled The Camelot Shadow’s fruits and found them to your liking (where am I going with this metaphor?), I have exciting news—I’m hard at work on a short story featuring a prominent character from The Camelot Shadow, set several decades before the book takes place. No spoilers yet, but let’s just say that if you’re a fan of arch, devil-may-care booksellers, you WILL like this story.

(I’m very good at subtle hints.)

If all goes according to plan, the story should be released sometime late in the fall—watch this space for more details and a preview of coming attractions. Plus, I have a feeling we’ll find a way to get the story into the hands of loyal Camelotians before the release date. (“Camelotians” is a really terrible nickname, and it sounds a little bit like “Cameltoeans”…I may need to rethink that one.)

Thank you to each and every person who has read the book, shared the book, said a kind word about the book, or otherwise just been a generally encouraging supporter of my storytelling efforts. I have a tendency toward sarcasm—(*gasp*) a shocking revelation, I know—but let me swap snark for sincerity for a moment to say that I am so incredibly grateful for all of you, and constantly humbled by the kindness of total strangers whose love of stories and open-mindedness both makes me happy and gives me hope for the world.

I promise you that things are only going to get better from here (pipe down in the back there, with your “how can it get any worse?” commentary)—so stick around and let’s have some adventures together.
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Published on July 06, 2017 10:11 Tags: goodreads, stories, the-camelot-shadow, the-chronicle-of-heloise-grimple, writing
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message 1: by Amanda (new)

Amanda Amazing news! Now off to find some celebratory pop tarts to toast your achievement!


message 2: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Amanda wrote: "Amazing news! Now off to find some celebratory pop tarts to toast your achievement!"

Haha! And pun intended on "toast," I hope... :)


message 3: by Amanda (new)

Amanda Yes! I'm quite proud of myself for that one :)


message 4: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Amanda wrote: "Yes! I'm quite proud of myself for that one :)"

As well you should be. :)


message 5: by Allie (new)

Allie Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop...


message 6: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens...


message 7: by Trish (last edited Jul 07, 2017 05:02AM) (new)

Trish You know, I read your blog posts (and reviews) only partially for the content and mostly for the way you write them. *lol* surplus fecal matter for the win!!! :D

But if you ever go on a book-signing tour, I shall be most aggravated if you don't come visit me in good old Germany!


message 8: by Emmanuelle (new)

Emmanuelle I loooove your sublte hint.... But not so much ketchup and cinnamon pop-tart. Perhaps it can become an acquire taste?
This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post ceraintly help keep the good mood at work. Although my colleages are certainly wondering why I keep laughing out loud.

Perso: I love Cameltoeans. Did you see those guys walk on burning sand? That's a trick I could use.


message 9: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "You know, I read your blog posts (and reviews) only partially for the content and mostly for the way you write them. *lol* surplus fecal matter for the win!!! :D

But if you ever go on a book-signi..."


Hey, if anyone knows about being full of surplus fecal matter, it's me--we can smell our own...and it's not a good smell.

I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?


message 10: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Emmanuelle wrote: "I loooove your sublte hint.... But not so much ketchup and cinnamon pop-tart. Perhaps it can become an acquire taste?
This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post cera..."


Your coworkers are probably used to it by now, Emmanuelle. :)


message 11: by Trish (last edited Jul 07, 2017 08:29AM) (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?"

Will this do?



message 12: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?"

Will this do?
"


Mmmm...yes.


message 13: by Trish (new)

Trish :D


message 14: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: ":D"

Now I really want chocolate. (So, it's just a normal day, really.)


message 15: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: ":D"

Now I really want chocolate. (So, it's just a normal day, really.)"


*munches her Leibnitz chocolate cookie*


message 16: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Sharyl wrote: "Congratulations, Sean! And it's amazing what happens if you just google what you need...you can actually buy a ketchup and mustard pen and highlighter set on Amazon. I don't know why. And it's a lo..."

Thanks, Sharyl! God bless the Internet and it's ability to provide anything at any time.

And, that's why I just cut to the chase and put the poop up front.


message 17: by Allie (new)

Allie Sean wrote: "Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens..."


If you can't write your name with a squeeze bottle of Heinz, then you aren't a true American. (It's part of the citizenship test.)


message 18: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Allie wrote: "Sean wrote: "Allie wrote: "Book tour! Book tour! You can sign pop tarts for your GR fans at every stop..."

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ..."


That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a series of Rorschach tests.


message 19: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a series of Rorschach tests."

But that is how you find out who your true fans are! Only people who can recognize your work are worthy of your books! :P


message 20: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "Sean wrote: "That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a ..."

Ha!

I can see it now: "That looks like a bunny eating an omelet--it's clearly Sean Gibson's ketchup signature."


message 21: by Trish (new)

Trish See? You'll be more famous than any Rorschach rock star!


message 22: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "See? You'll be more famous than any Rorschach rock star!"

More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream...


message 23: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Trish wrote: "See? You'll be more famous than any Rorschach rock star!"

More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream..."


Now seems to be the time to admit that I don't like him very much so you have my blessing!


message 24: by Aileene (new)

Aileene I'll provide these!


Would these convince you to fly over to Melbourne to meet your Aussie GRs pal?


message 25: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Trish, and offer David Hasselhoff as a more culturally appropriate alternative.

Aileene--those are PERFECT. Get your Pop Tarts out, cats and kittens.


message 26: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, Trish, and offer David Hasselhoff as a more culturally appropriate alternative."

I LOVED Knight Rider as a kid. :D


message 27: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson I was more thinking Looking for Freedom...


message 28: by Trish (new)

Trish *puts finger in ear and sings LALALALALALALALALALALA*


message 29: by Aja: (new)

Aja: The Narcoleptic Ninja Congrats Sean!!!

I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3


message 30: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Aja: wrote: "Congrats Sean!!!

I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3"


Yeah, yeah, yeah...it's in the queue. :)


message 31: by Aja: (new)

Aja: The Narcoleptic Ninja Woo hoo!!! Official confirmation from the author!


message 32: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson I didn't say WHERE it is in the queue...


message 33: by Aja: (new)

Aja: The Narcoleptic Ninja True, but you DID say it's in the queue. And if I can wait for Winds of Winter and Doors of Stone, then I can certainly hold out for Poker Pals!


message 34: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Haha! Maybe I can beat it those books to market...


message 35: by Aja: (new)

Aja: The Narcoleptic Ninja I wouldn't be surprised if you did. :)


message 36: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Aja: wrote: "I wouldn't be surprised if you did. :)"

To be fair, that's about as challenging as beating a saltine in a foot race.


message 37: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Morgannah wrote: "Now that you have reached this milestone Mr. Gibson I would like to remind you of a promise you made to me. You remember, right?"

Of course I do! Alas, we're still not to the printed copy stage yet...but, with this mountain of momentum, I anticipate it's simply a question of when, not if, there will be bookstores full of hard copies of The Camelot Shadow...at which point you shall receive the promised autographed copy. :) (You'll have to decide whether it will be signed in ink or ketchup...)


Brittain *Needs a Nap and a Drink* Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo.


message 39: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Morgannah wrote: "Sean wrote: (You'll have to decide whether it will be signed in ink or ketchup...) ..."
Is blood an option?"


Only if it's not mine.


message 40: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)


message 41: by Mir (new)

Mir Sean wrote: "Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"


Yes, because we have literary discernment!
Have you seen how many self-pub books hang around for years with single digits of readers? And I assume those are family members who were forced to create accounts.

Did you know there are root beer flavored pop tarts now?


message 42: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Miriam wrote: "Sean wrote: "Brittain *Tara Belle Talking* wrote: "Congratulations! That is a big milestone, Sir Gibbo."

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"

Yes, because we have literary discernment..."


Well, you all either have literary discernment, or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading...

And there are entirely too many Pop Tart flavors these days.


message 43: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Well, you all either have literary discernment, or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."

Neither. You're just like one of those little boys who have to show their doe-like eyes and a trembling lower lip and they get everything they want. It's pity, pure and simple. :P


message 44: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson I'm not proud--I'll take all the pity reads I can get.


message 45: by Trish (new)

Trish I figured. :P


message 46: by Kelly (new)

Kelly I am feeling ALL the guilt. I have had this on my kindle for a year... What the actual hell is wrong with me? I will rectify this soon.

Congratulations though! Let's catch up when I have read this? I swear I'm not a terrible human.


message 47: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson The sole measure of a person's terribleness (or lack thereof) should definitely be whether or not they have read The Camelot Shadow. I find it to be a very effective metric, Kelly, and demonstrably true in this case.

I KID. The consumption (or lack thereof) of my virtual word vomit should in no way, shape, or form have bearing on judgment of a person's character. Only a poor opinion of my hand-crafted margaritas, which, frankly, are divine, would make me question your value as a human.

(Though I'll note that (unscientific and made up) studies have shown that reading The Camelot Shadow and Heloise & Grimple have resulted in a 17% increase in happiness levels.)


message 48: by Mir (new)

Mir Sean wrote: "...or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."

Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess.


message 49: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Miriam wrote: "Sean wrote: "...or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading..."

Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess."


Whatever. Just because a guy loves fluffy bunnies doesn't mean he can't be intimidating. Conventionalist.


message 50: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Whatever. Just because a guy loves fluffy bunnies doesn't mean he can't be intimidating. Conventionalist."

Fluffly bunnies, unicorns and rainbows, mint chocolate chip ice cream and smexy-times ... not to mention your collection of My Little Pony that you hide from your daughter!


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