An Error For You And Life Too!

Don't you just love when you go to a site that you know is there and you get "error site not found" instead at it's lair? Or you get error 503. What happened to the other 502 sure beats the hell out of me. But we've been there. Let's go all error without a care.

Error runs life.
Error causes strife.
But error to this?
May cause bliss.

Bank error for you.
$1,000,000 comes due.
Take it and run.
Error and have fun.

Error at the checkout.
Free food so don't pout.
All your groceries are free.
Take them and flee.

Error while buying a car.
Now you can go far.
You get a free upgrade,
And double the value of your trade.

Error while on a date.
You got the wrong mate.
Hmm that could go either way.
But hey, maybe they pay?

Error with your cat.
He has golden scat.
Can you sell shit?
Hey, farmers need it.

Error with your baby.
Not ready maybe?
So it stays in.
Hmm, is that a win?

Error with a day.
Presents come your way.
It's your birthday after all.
Yeah, but not until fall.

Error at the job.
You passed poor old Bob.
Or maybe you kissed ass.
Errors can be so crass.

Errors make you ill?
Errors fit the bill?
Errors are around.
Was my error found?

Enjoy the errors of life? Hey, maybe an error can lead to a husband or wife. You just never know how errors will go. But dumb site errors can bite me. Hate them and their error 503. Now I've got to pass some gas so no error occurs for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.