Donate Today As You Pay!

The cat was out and about and then heard a familiar shout. It was as familiar as can be and I'm sure it has been heard by thee. Would you like to donate to this and that? Just add a buck to my corporate hat.

Groceries collected.
Idiots neglected.
If it's a good day.
Otherwise the idiots play.

You still have to pay,
No matter the day.
So pay up and get out.
But then comes the shout.

Donate a dollar?
A familiar holler.
Why not two?
We could round up for you?

Yep, let's donate.
Let's take the bait.
Let's believe you.
Yeah, sarcasm came due.

Bite me is better.
Get it on a sweater.
Just hide it from nuts,
And those angry mutts.

Who makes the claim?
Not the guy or dame.
Nope, not one bit.
Corporate a-holes don't give a shit.

Nope, not at all.
They pretend to stand tall.
They really are pretending,
As they do a lot of pucker up bending.

You donated away.
I did with my pay.
Let's just pretend.
Many sure did lend.

Woweeee, Corporation A donates a ton.
Yep, they donated after fleecing everyone.
It was all because of the corporation.
They deserve all of the elation.

Don't forget their handling fees.
Taking those out was a breeze.
You helped them seem grand.
Don't you feel all warm and tingly across the land?

Pfffft is all the cat can say, especially after reading some things they do at their bay. They may shave a bit off for expenses and such and it can add up to much. Or they just claim they made it all. Yep, no help from anyone else as they stand tall. Pfffft they can just suck on the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.