Get A Hit And Milk Every Bit!

We know the sequels, prequels, movies to TV, TV to movies, remakes, redos, reboots and whatever else there is. Been down the road with that biz. But do you see the rest of the milking? Cows everywhere must be laying in beds of silking.

Collect them all.
For a limited time.
Let your money fall.
They're in their prime.

A set of 5 cups.
So impressive they are.
Has the faces up.
You can see the star.

Action figures are here.
Excuse me, collectible figures.
They have some sweet gear,
And it easily configures.

Get the shirt too.
Wear it oh so proud.
Everyone will acknowledge you.
You'll stand out in a crowd.

Even if 1000 others have the shirt.
You'll still stand out.
Some guy or girl will flirt,
Because it has such clout.

Don't forget the shoes.
With them you'll make the news.
You sure can't lose.
Yes, we even got our own booze.

Get drunk on fame.
It is the best beer.
It may taste the same,
But it has added cheer.

Don't forget our sticker.
We even have it on toilet paper.
What better way to wipe quicker,
Than with a sticker for your caper.

And finally there is the car.
It drives really, really fast.
It was used by our star.
Get one as they won't last.

Did I say finally?
Bah, that was a lie.
We can administer our gear spinally,
Then you may even, though probably not, be able to fly.

Are you ready to get that cup collection? Does the thought of flying give you a great umm err detection? You can even get some great booze. Wow, with such milking how can you lose? And just wait for the remake in 5 years or so. Then all new "limited time" stuff will show. You just have to have it in mass. Pffft to it all says my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.