Back from the darkness

My last post was on April 30?! What the fuck?! What have I been doing with my life?! I wish I could say I’ve been finishing up Devil in an Armani Suit or dating a k-pop star, but alas, no. I’ve just been doing…stuff.

But no worries. I’m back from the darkness, ready to give you pointless updates about my mundane life again.

*Got a C in Basic Algebra 2! Boo-yah! C’s get degrees, yo! But seriously, I was so happy when I saw the C. I legit thought I was going to flunk the class. The professor wasn’t *exactly* encouraging and the class made me regret becoming a math major even more, but it all turned out OK in the end.

*Finished writing It’ll be Better This Time Around. Now I just have to edit it and check it for typos/inconsistencies. I should be ready to publish the novella within a few days.

*Also have been trying (unsuccessfully) to lose weight. My skinny jeans keep mocking me -_- And FOOD IS SO GOOD. But I have shed a few pounds, so I’m making (very little and very slow) progress.

*Pokemon Go has seriously taken over my life. I yelled in the middle of a conversation with a friend when I saw a Jynx. Just when I thought I couldn’t be less socially graceful. I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST AND I WILL CATCH THEM ALL!

*Re-read Beauty Queens by Libba Bray. If you are a girl and the least bit feminist, READ IT. It is amazing & hilarious & will make you super proud of your womanhood!

Annnnyyywaaaay, I’ll go back to editing my novella.

Until next time, (imaginary?) audience.