Effing Feline Marks Stuff Down
Fart-Fueled Flying Feline, Effing for short, writes the Weekend Writing Warrior / Sunday Snippet posts on Mr. V’s behalf
I, Effing Feline, has yet to received even a single order for one of his drawings, which were a steal at $97.62. Although appalled by the philistine tastes of WeWriWa folks, I’ve decided to seduce you by offering a bargain you can’t possibly refuse. This week only, I’m offering any two meowsterpieces for only $19124!
Today’s snippet continues from the short story, Thimbleriggers, contained in Future Love, Mr V’s upcoming collection of short stories. Ninety-year-old Kathy is reliving her earliest sexy memory, from when she was thirteen.
The forgotten cup of water spilled, drenching the lap of Kathy’s seersucker nightgown. She couldn’t move; her body was too clogged with outlandish, heart-pounding sensations. Kathy swallowed hard and scratched her mosquito bites, then kept touching her legs lightly because it felt so inexplicably good to do so.
“I’m gonna be rich,” Aldous crowed.
Kathy hid behind the Doric column until the babysitter fell asleep in her boyfriend’s arms, and then the memory went grey.
Aldous slipped off the helmet, recuperating while the breadbox processed the memory before nudging the old lady’s brain for the next one. He wiped his brow with a sleeve. He was sweating like an Eskimo in Egypt—and not because the room was warm.
Even better than the skin, if that were possible, were Kathy’s innocent, lust-flavored reactions, which ran the gamut from childlike shock though first-ever arousal. Like an actress whom the camera loved, mem-feeds adored this woman.
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Future Love is available for pre-order
A spaceman wins the woman of his dreams … but it’s too late. A crook invents a new form of pornography … but it teaches him about love, not sex. A man pursues his beloved beyond death … but finds only the evil in his own heart.
The SF short stories in Edward Hoornaert’s Future Love probe how the future will make today’s romance seem simple and tame by comparison. Think that’s not possible? You have much to learn…
If you crave stories that deal honestly with love’s potential for redemption, you’ll adore Future Love. Seize tomorrow today – pre-order Future Love.
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