How to be cool in three easy steps:

1.) Obtain mini-van.

2.) Decorate the front end with a wolf howling at a full moon.           

3.) Be the envy of the Wal-Mart parking lot.   

Triple Bonus Score: Get a design with THREE howling wolves and put it on a PT Cruiser! 

"Nothing says, 'I'm in mini-van denial' like a PT Cruiser. And nothing says badassery like a PT Cruiser with airbrushed wolves."—Cole Gamble