That Can Be My Next Tweet! (also, Markov Chains)

I found this site via Keriann Martin, and I've been spending far too much time on it. It's a Tweet jumbler called That can be my next tweet! Here were some results it made from my Twitter feed:



(My next business venture)

Individually-wrapped bananas. I could tape record everything they know how to be as 4.99. Done.



(No, really. I clever.)

I really clever. Dreamworks is endearing themselves to buy those are not actually really need to really?



(In which I am apparently stealing from Firefly)...