The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple – A Serial Adventure (Part 8): Banger is in the Eye of a Beholder

For those who dig fun, rollicking fantasy adventures, we hereby present Part 8 of The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple (for more background on the series and to read Part 1: All’s Well That Begins Well, click here). Periodically throughout the series, you, Dear Readers, will be presented with decision points at the end of installments, and it is YOUR collective feedback that will help determine the path our heroes take. So pay attention and choose (un)wisely—the next such decision point comes at the end of this section of our tale!

Wait...where did all the content go?! You'll have to check out the collected Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple for the full story...coming soon! Watch this space.
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Published on April 26, 2016 07:07 Tags: fantasy-adventure, heloise-and-grimple, serial-story
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message 1: by Reanna (new)

Reanna I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)


message 2: by Paul (new)

Paul SQUEEE! This'll cheer me up in my sickbed!


message 3: by Paul (new)

Paul My vote: go find Rappy!

Thank you for another stirring instalment, sir.


message 4: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Paul wrote: "My vote: go find Rappy!

Thank you for another stirring instalment, sir."


One vote for Rappy! Thanks, Paul.


message 5: by Amber (new)

Amber I say go find Rappy too. I enjoyed reading this installment too Sean. :)


message 6: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Reanna wrote: "I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)"

YES, YOU DO.


message 7: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Amber wrote: "I say go find Rappy too. I enjoyed reading this installment too Sean. :)"

Duly noted, Amber--and thanks a ton for reading!


message 8: by Reanna (new)

Reanna Sean wrote: "Reanna wrote: "I need to find more time in life so I can catch up on all of this! :)"

YES, YOU DO."


God...I felt that all the way down here in Oklahoma! ;)


message 9: by Ginger (new)

Ginger Yay thanks Sean!
Rappy!


message 10: by Shadowdenizen (new)

Shadowdenizen This one's kind of a no-brainer.
Every party needs a cleric! :)


message 11: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Two more votes for seeking out Rappy...I'm sensing a sweep!


message 12: by Trish (new)

Trish You can sleep soundly tonight, dear Sean, both Greebo and I loved this installment very much!
But you know, next time you steal a line from me (if I’m being honest, it had been a while since I’d stabbed something, and I kind of missed that feeling…and people ask me why I don’t have a boyfriend), you could ask first. ;P

Oh, and my vote is to go and find Rappy!


message 13: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Trish wrote: "You can sleep soundly tonight, dear Sean, both Greebo and I loved this installment very much!
But you know, next time you steal a line from me (if I’m being honest, it had been a while since I’d st..."


Rappy has all the momentum...he's going to run away with this election!


message 14: by Trish (new)

Trish Rather Rappy than Trump!


message 15: by Cindy (new)

Cindy Newton Rousing good installment to the series, Sean! I vote for the cleric also--how could you NOT want to hang out with someone named Rappahammer Hammerknocker?


message 16: by Paul (new)

Paul My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:

Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off his rocker,
He'd always been a lousy blocker,
On the sidelines he did clock her,
Flashed his cock to Betty Crocker,
Shouldn't be that big a shocker,
Always was a dirty focker,
That Rappahammer Hammerknocker...


message 17: by Ginger (new)

Ginger Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:

Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."


HA! Fantastic!


message 18: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:

Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."


Ahahahahaha!

Genius. Pure genius. Maybe Paul needs to write the next part of the story...


message 19: by Paul (new)

Paul Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!


message 20: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Paul wrote: "Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!"

Damn. I was hoping that would work and I could take all the credit for your geniusosity.

Go to sleep, sickie.


message 21: by Paul (new)

Paul If only...


message 22: by Trish (new)

Trish Paul wrote: "My inner eleven-year-old wrote this for you, Sean:

Rappahammer Hammerknocker,
Used to be a shipyard docker,
Left his keys inside his locker,
Went to play a game of soccer,
Must have been right off..."


This is what you come up when you're not feeling well?! What will you do if you're fine?!
*looks at Paul in awe*


message 23: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Paul wrote: "Nice try, Gibson. Back to the keyboard with you!"

Damn. I was hoping that would work and I could take all the credit for your geniusosity.

Go to sleep, sickie."


Paul is right, no excuses: off to work, chop-chop! :D


message 24: by Paul (new)

Paul Trish wrote: "What will you do if you're fine..."

If I ever feel well again, I shall finish my long-awaited sequel to War & Peace...


message 25: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Paul wrote: "Trish wrote: "What will you do if you're fine..."

If I ever feel well again, I shall finish my long-awaited sequel to War & Peace..."


*Waits semi-eagerly*

(We'll upgrade to just plain eagerly if Spider-Man makes an appearance in it.)


message 26: by Paul (new)

Paul Well, obviously! Spidey's in everything I write... even if I don't actually mention him you can assume he's hanging from the ceiling.


message 27: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson THWIP!


message 28: by Trish (new)

Trish War & Peace with Spiderman ... I definitely want that now! Is it a series of classics altered with comic book characters?


message 29: by Paul (new)

Paul No, they did that already with Deadpool: Deadpool Killustrated


message 30: by Trish (new)

Trish They stole your idea! They used the fact that you are not well! Rally the evil ginger kittens!


message 31: by Sean (new)

Sean Gibson Looks like it's unanimous, FOHAGs--our intrepid heroes will journey to the mountain stronghold of the dwarves to seek out the services of Rappahammer Hammerknocker before taking on the archlich who so rudely stole Grimple's good looks.

Thanks to all who weighed in. Now, let the writing commence!


message 32: by Trish (new)

Trish Sean wrote: "Looks like it's unanimous, FOHAGs--our intrepid heroes will journey to the mountain stronghold of the dwarves to seek out the services of Rappahammer Hammerknocker before taking on the archlich who..."

Yay!


message 33: by Paul (new)

Paul Huzzah!


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