The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple – A Serial Adventure (Part 9): Rap-Rap-Rapping on Rappahammer’s Hammer
For those who dig fun, rollicking fantasy adventures, we hereby present Part 9 of The Chronicle of Heloise and Grimple (for more background on the series and to read Part 1: All’s Well That Begins Well, click here). Periodically throughout the series, you, Dear Readers, will be presented with decision points at the end of installments, and it is YOUR collective feedback that will help determine the path our heroes take.
Wait...where did all the content go?! You'll have to check out the collected Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple for the full story...coming soon! Watch this space.
Wait...where did all the content go?! You'll have to check out the collected Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple for the full story...coming soon! Watch this space.
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May 16, 2016 09:30AM
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Tongclutcher Kilnfire... Tongclutcher Kilnfire,Always was a dirty liar...
Lived his life on the high wire...
Mmm... Gimme a minute...
Paul wrote: "Tongclutcher Kilnfire... Tongclutcher Kilnfire,Always was a dirty liar...
Lived his life on the high wire...
Mmm... Gimme a minute..."
Heh heh. Keep it coming, Paul...
That's what she said! >rimshot<
>tumbleweed<
great job! can't wait to see what happens next but am staying patient.
See Sean?! This was such a perfect Monday gift that Paul has completely lost it. Proud of yourself? I bet! Now help me at least taking him home before his wife makes us both watch the Eurovision Song Contest!
Trish wrote: "See Sean?! This was such a perfect Monday gift that Paul has completely lost it. Proud of yourself? I bet! Now help me at least taking him home before his wife makes us both watch the Eurovision So..."Sorry, Paul...I didn't mean to blow your poor mind like that. AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THE SINGING PEOPLE ON TV!
Sean wrote: "AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THE SINGING PEOPLE ON TV! "xD
That's my motto too!
Great installment by the way - I love the dwarves. Eejit! (New favourite word.) :D
It's OK. I'm watching a shark documentary. I should be safe.
Oh I LOVE shark documentaries! Which one are you watching?
It's just called 'Shark'. It's a BBC doc, narrated by Paul McGann. It's good but flits from topic to topic too quickly for my tastes. I'd like it to go deeper into each subject before moving on.
Too bad. I'll have to try and find that documentary and watch it (don't know it yet). My favourite is still the marvellous Sir David Attenborough but BBC documentaries in general are fantastic.
Oh, absolutely. You can't beat David Attenborough.
Well, one can beat him, but nobody can BEAT him. ;PI've recently seen pictures of him as a young man - so handsome and already so much into wildlife preservation! He really dedicated his entire life to it!
Trish wrote: "Well, one can beat him, but nobody can BEAT him. ;PI've recently seen pictures of him as a young man - so handsome and already so much into wildlife preservation! He really dedicated his entire li..."
Nice hooter, Trish.
I was waiting for Paul to say something like that but you beat him to it. ;) Well, as the German saying goes: Even a blind chicken finds a grain sometimes (I'm totally gonna make that saying a thing here). xD
Trish wrote: "I was waiting for Paul to say something like that but you beat him to it. ;) Well, as the German saying goes: Even a blind chicken finds a grain sometimes (I'm totally gonna make that saying a thin..."Ha! I like to take the easy ones where I can.
(How does that saying actually go in German? I want to practice saying it so I can sound smart at parties.)
Auch ein blindes Huhn findet mal ein Korn.
I am so going to start saying this all the time. And probably mangle the pronunciation.
Muhahahaha. We could practice. As I said, I plan on making this a thing anyway. ;P
Trish wrote: "Muhahahaha. We could practice. As I said, I plan on making this a thing anyway. ;P"Teach me, Obi-Wan. You're my only hope.
*lol*Maybe I'll record it and send you the audio file.
Trish wrote: "*lol*Maybe I'll record it and send you the audio file."
NICE. Yes, please.
Okay, dammit. I've just spent the last two and a half days trying to come up with some kind of witty and humorous compliment for this latest installment of H&G. Two and a half days to create something worthy enough for the company of other FOHAGS and...? Bupkis.I suck.
You don't.
*Dork Kettle slinks back into the shadows, cape trailing behind*
MUHAHAHAHAHA! Bupkis?! That alone was worthy!
Trish wrote: "MUHAHAHAHAHA! Bupkis?! That alone was worthy!"Yiddish: Fun for Gentiles and Jews alike!
Lolly's Library (Dork Kettle) wrote: "Trish wrote: "MUHAHAHAHAHA! Bupkis?! That alone was worthy!"Yiddish: Fun for Gentiles and Jews alike!"
Lolly, you are the schmear of cream cheese on the bagel of life!
Sean wrote: "Lolly's Library (Dork Kettle) wrote: "Trish wrote: "MUHAHAHAHAHA! Bupkis?! That alone was worthy!"Yiddish: Fun for Gentiles and Jews alike!"
Lolly, you are the schmear of cream cheese on the bag..."
Aw, you've got me all verklempt! So where's my lox companion?
Have I just broken this metaphor?
I must admit that I wondered about the lox as well.What is a schmear of cream cheese without the lox?
There. Now it is broken ;)
Would this be an awkward time to note that I don't really like cream cheese OR lox? I'm more of a butter guy...
Sean wrote: "Would this be an awkward time to note that I don't really like cream cheese OR lox? I'm more of a butter guy..."
Personally? Give me a pastry and whipped cream. Make of that what you will...
Lolly's Library (Dork Kettle) wrote: "Sean wrote: "Would this be an awkward time to note that I don't really like cream cheese OR lox? I'm more of a butter guy..."
Personally? Give me a pastry and whipped cream. Make of that what yo..."
I'm not even touching that one.
Sean wrote: "Lolly's Library (Dork Kettle) wrote: "Sean wrote: "Would this be an awkward time to note that I don't really like cream cheese OR lox? I'm more of a butter guy..."
Personally? Give me a pastry a..."
Wuss.
Sean wrote: "Be careful what you wish for, Lolly..."You don't scare me. Go ahead, do your worst. Or best.
Heh heh heh.
I HATE whipped cream. Ugh. Whenever I see someone having strawberries with it, I turn into the Hulk and want to SMASHSMASHSAMSH.
I don't think I've ever heard someone so vehemently against whipped cream!What did whipped cream ever do to you, Trish??
Lol leave it to Trish to hate whipped cream.My kiddo hated whipped cream for a long time because he thought I was putting sour cream on his ice ream *sigh* It took forever to get him to try it again.
I do NOT know where he gets it from
Ginger wrote: "Lol leave it to Trish to hate whipped cream.My kiddo hated whipped cream for a long time because he thought I was putting sour cream on his ice ream *sigh* It took forever to get him to try it aga..."
Maybe he's been hanging out with Trish.
What it did? Nothing, apart from tasting bad and having a weird consistency and ... yuck!And no, Ginger's kid did not hang out with me because if he had, he would have never liked it in the first place. ;P
There need to be people who hate whipped cream. You know, in order to restore balance to the universe.
Hey Sean! Hope all is well. :) Are you going to eventually put all this together and release it as a novel?
Sh3lly ✨ Bring on the Weird ✨ wrote: "Hey Sean! Hope all is well. :) Are you going to eventually put all this together and release it as a novel?"Hi Sh3lly! That's the plan--there are going to be another 3-4 parts, and then I'll release it as a collected edition, probably just as an ebook through Amazon. It'll be novella-length at that point (maybe 140-150 pages), and I'm planning (hoping) to include art from some of the very talented folks who have been following the story, plus perhaps some bonus material (maybe an original Heloise ballad). With any luck, our tale will conclude sometime in the next couple of months, and the collected tale will be available late summer/early fall!
Sean wrote: "Sh3lly ✨ Bring on the Weird ✨ wrote: "Hey Sean! Hope all is well. :) Are you going to eventually put all this together and release it as a novel?"
Hi Sh3lly! That's the plan--there are going to be..."
Awesome! :)
Hi Sh3lly! That's the plan--there are going to be..."
Awesome! :)
