What I want for my birthday, as asked by my friend

*A Pikachu plush. And there is no such thing as too big. A plush that’s bigger than me? UM, YES, PLEASE.

*Gudetama plush. Again, the bigger, the better. My friend’s reaction: “What the fuck? It’s fucking creepy and it looks depressed!” Um, if by creepy and depressed, you mean fucking adorable and adorably lazy, then yeah!

*The complete series of Frasier. 

* A nice edition of Anna Karenina. Preferably the Pevear and Volokhonsky translation. Friend: “That’s oddly specific…”

*A nice edition of Middlemarch. Fuck Charles Dickens. George Eliot is THE Victorian novelist.

*Mashimaro plush. It better be fat.

Friend: “You have fucking expensive taste…”