Poppy Z. Brite's Blog, page 98
August 28, 2009
Green Goddess on Gourmet.com
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August 19, 2009
A.D. by Josh Neufield
August 18, 2009
Meat in My Blood
I hadn't been quite right since I gave that blood three weeks ago. It literally took a lot out of me. Today, I finally felt like the bacon cheeseburger I had at the Camellia Grill put it all back. Actually, "had" isn't quite the word; "destroyed while loudly nomming" was more like it. Chris had a chili-cheese omelet with chili-cheese fries and we both had chocolate-cherry freezes. It was a very romantic date, like Archie & Jughead at Pop Tate's. I had him with me for the whole day and he's aslee
August 17, 2009
P.S.
Hunting For Trouble

As most of you know, I'm extremely fond of my Second Amendment rights, but this ad from today's paper cracked me up. Yes, I always take along my snub-nosed revolvers when I go hunting. I find them especially useful for the deer that let me walk right up and stick it in their bellies.*
*For the record, I'm not against hunting for food, but I don't really do it. Could if I had to, but don't feel the desire. I have been known to wet a line, but both the fish and the pelicans who mocked me will tell
August 16, 2009
Osmeterium
Someone waved his osmeterium at me today, and it smelled just awful.
Before you start thinking Chris is a pervert with freaky anatomy, I should explain that an osmeterium is a fleshy, retractable organ above the heads of swallowtail caterpillars, which gives off a pungent odor when everted. I had only read about it until today, when I noticed that one of my black swallowtail cats was perched precariously on a half-broken branch of fennel, in danger of plummeting three or four feet to the ground (
August 14, 2009
Shaking It Off
I am in the painful process of weaning myself off Tramadol, the last holdover from my painkiller days. I've been taking it for two years and am able to use it responsibly (i.e. solely for the treatment of physical pain) because it doesn't produce a high, but I am tired of the dependency, tired of dealing with the B.S. of doctors and online pharmacies, tired of needing a pill to keep myself from hurting. If I'm meant to hurt, I'll hurt. At least some of this has got to be rebound pain that will l
Going to Bed
Dear World,
I'm tired and sad and in despair at the state of the world, so I'm going to go to bed and pull the covers over my head and sleep for about a week. If you call and I don't answer, please don't take it personally, OK?
Love,
PZB
August 11, 2009
Live From New Orleans
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I find that a bit excessive.
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August 9, 2009
iPhone app
Kind of a simplistic app, though. Can't edit entries. Can't read friends list. Can't move ... can't breathe ... can't form complete sentences (and if you get that reference, I love you). Good for quick posting and that's about it. Well, it was free, and like I said, it'll be great for trips on which I want to blog but don't want to lug my laptop.
ETA: I was wrong; you can edit entries, but it's no easier than doing so in Safari.]