Lilah Suzanne's Blog, page 72
February 7, 2015
At one point does public sex go from super hot to super inappropriate? The other day I had sex in a cemetery. We were in a car, but still. It wasn't planned, or even on our bucket list; it was just the closest place without people--well, live people--for m
This sort of sounds like the plot of a Very Special Episode of Scooby Doo. (And if it isn’t, it should be.) Okay, if we want to get technical all public sex is inappropriate. That’s part of the fun, right? But if we look at some general guidelines for getting it on in public spaces:
-Be discrete. Somewhere out of the way, as private as you can manage. You may feel like it’s just the two of you all alone on your blanket in the middle of the busy park, but some of us are trying to play frisbee or enjoy an afternoon stroll and we can all see you. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR HAND IS DOING.
-Be quiet. Now is not the time for enthusiastic moaning. Someone might think you’re a ghost and come to investigate the mystery. (Zoinks!)
-Be fast. This is one of the few occasions that I’m recommending you skip the foreplay and get right to it. Time is not your friend when going at it in the great wide open.
-Be smart. Look, I support and encourage finding someone that you want so intensely that it cannot possibly wait another second. And I get it, I do. But sometimes you need to find a better spot, a different time, another place.
So, dear reader, let’s see how you did: Quiet, no one around, relative privacy of a vehicle? Not bad, not bad at all. As far as creepy, well, sure. It’s a cemetery. I might be concerned if it was the cemetery itself that was doing it for you, but otherwise I think you’re fine. (Head’s up though: Watch out for that groundskeeper. The guy is up to something I just know it.)
At one point does public sex go from super hot to super inappropriate? The other day I had sex in a cemetery. We were in a car, but still. It wasn't planned, or even on our bucket list; it was just the closest place without people--well, live people--for m
This sort of sounds like the plot of a Very Special Episode of Scooby Doo. (And if it isn’t, it should be.) Okay, if we want to get technical all public sex is inappropriate. That’s part of the fun, right? But if we look at some general guidelines for getting it on in public spaces:
-Be discrete. Somewhere out of the way, as private as you can manage. You may feel like it’s just the two of you all alone on your blanket in the middle of the busy park, but some of us are trying to play frisbee or enjoy an afternoon stroll and we can all see you. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR HAND IS DOING.
-Be quiet. Now is not the time for enthusiastic moaning. Someone might think you’re a ghost and come to investigate the mystery. (Zoinks!)
-Be fast. This is one of the few occasions that I’m recommending you skip the foreplay and get right to it. Time is not your friend when going at it in the great wide open.
-Be smart. Look, I support and encourage finding someone that you want so intensely that it cannot possibly wait another second. And I get it, I do. But sometimes you need to find a better spot, a different time, another place.
So, dear reader, let’s see how you did: Quiet, no one around, relative privacy of a vehicle? Not bad, not bad at all. As far as creepy, well, sure. It’s a cemetery. I might be concerned if it was the cemetery itself that was doing it for you, but otherwise I think you’re fine. (Head’s up though: Watch out for that groundskeeper. The guy is up to something I just know it.)
At one point does public sex go from super hot to super inappropriate? The other day I had sex in a cemetery. We were in a car, but still. It wasn't planned, or even on our bucket list; it was just the closest place without people--well, live people--for m
This sort of sounds like the plot of a Very Special Episode of Scooby Doo. (And if it isn’t, it should be.) Okay, if we want to get technical all public sex is inappropriate. That’s part of the fun, right? But if we look at some general guidelines for getting it on in public spaces:
-Be discrete. Somewhere out of the way, as private as you can manage. You may feel like it’s just the two of you all alone on your blanket in the middle of the busy park, but some of us are trying to play frisbee or enjoy an afternoon stroll and we can all see you. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOUR HAND IS DOING.
-Be quiet. Now is not the time for enthusiastic moaning. Someone might think you’re a ghost and come to investigate the mystery. (Zoinks!)
-Be fast. This is one of the few occasions that I’m recommending you skip the foreplay and get right to it. Time is not your friend when going at it in the great wide open.
-Be smart. Look, I support and encourage finding someone that you want so intensely that it cannot possibly wait another second. And I get it, I do. But sometimes you need to find a better spot, a different time, another place.
So, dear reader, let’s see how you did: Quiet, no one around, relative privacy of a vehicle? Not bad, not bad at all. As far as creepy, well, sure. It’s a cemetery. I might be concerned if it was the cemetery itself that was doing it for you, but otherwise I think you’re fine. (Head’s up though: Watch out for that groundskeeper. The guy is up to something I just know it.)
February 5, 2015
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February 4, 2015
Spice Sneak Peek: Ask Eros
Q: Do I have to use condoms for oral? They don’t exactly taste great.
A: You know what really doesn’t taste great? Herpes. Yes, you should be using condoms. The polyurethane types taste better than latex. Or try flavored condoms. I recommend the banana, if only to amuse yourself.
—Spice, by Lilah Suzanne
As the writer of a popular sex advice column, Simon Beck has an answer to every relationship problem his readers can throw at him. Do you have a question for Simon?
Ask Eros is Simon’s blog. Ask a question and get advice, or just stick around for more penis euphemisms.
January 28, 2015
Spice Sneak Peek: Walt
"Is that a pit bull?" An older woman, who has one of those tiny yappy dogs tucked under one arm, sits down next to him.
"He’s a mix, actually. But yeah, mostly." He shuts off his phone and pockets it with a sigh. No messages from Andrew. Several Ask Eros submissions that can be boiled down to someone’s asshole boyfriend being an asshole. Suddenly two shots of espresso are not nearly enough.
"Aren’t you worried about how dangerous he is?" The woman whispers, as if Walt will overhear and remember he’s supposed to be going on a murderous rampage.
Simon scans the park, finds Walt shoving his snout into a hole, covering his face in mud. “No, not really.”
As a matter of fact, Simon is starting to think that Walt is the only decent living being in the entire city.
—Spice, Lilah Suzanne
January 27, 2015
SPICE: Special Bonus for IP Store Pre-Orders!
As writer of the popular Ask Eros advice column, Simon Beck has an answer to every relationship question his readers can throw at him. When it comes to his own life, the answers are a little more elusive—until computer troubles introduce him to the newest and cutest member of his company’s IT support team.
Simon may be charmed by Benji’s sweet and unassuming manner, but will he find the answer to the one relationship question he has never been able to solve: how to know when he’s met Mr. Right?!
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PRE-SALE STARTS TUESDAY, JANUARY 27th!
Lilah Suzanne is the first author to publish her second novel with IP, and we want to celebrate—so we’re going to make it available before it’s official April 2nd worldwide launch to everyone who pre-orders it at the IP Web Store. For readers in the US & Canada, we’ll mail your print edition the week of March 17th. And we’ll deliver the multi-format eBook edition ordered from IP worldwide on March 17th, too!
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Publication Date: April 2, 2015
Pre-Sale Special: Order Spice from the IP Web Store and we’ll send it to you on March 17th!
ISBN: 978-1-941530-25-2
Pages: 228
Price: $15.99 US print*/ $7.99 US multi-format eBook
*Print editions pre-orders available for US and Canada only. eBook orders available worldwide.
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January 23, 2015
Buttercup is decidedly less excited about the upcoming release...
Buttercup is decidedly less excited about the upcoming release of Spice than I am. Though to be fair, she’s pretty much only excited about food and that time a ladybug got in the house.
Things have been a little quiet around here, but go ahead and gird those loins because it’s time to start talking about Spice! Look for pics and tidbits, sneak peeks and even some sexy Q&A (aw yeah.)
January 3, 2015
January 1, 2015
Congrats to tchrgleek (and Freddie!) for winning the necklace...
Congrats to tchrgleek (and Freddie!) for winning the necklace giveaway!
Thanks to everyone who entered, I loved seeing your pictures and pets, and thank you all for your continued support!
