James Hauenstein's Blog, page 89
October 9, 2017
Conserve Water
I still believe we should be conserving water,
because the next
Drought
in
California
is right around the corner.
Here is a
re-Post
of my
May 12, 2015
Post
called
California Drought.
*****
In an earlier
Post,
Chemtrails,
I have talked about how
Conspiracy Theorist
believe
Chemtrails
are the cause of the
California Drought.
How
Wall Street
is buying up all the water rights
Worldwide.
Which seems a little suspicious.
Meaning,
Big Businesses,
Government Officials,
and
Billionaires,
could be the ones behind this drought we are in.
If you believe in
Conspiracies.
Its so they can control the world's clean water supply.
If you have all the clean water,
you control,
in my opinion,
90% of the population.
I can't prove it,
at this time,
but all the facts I laid out in my Post,
"Chemtrails,"
published 4-26-2015,
right here on this
Blog,
are correct.
But if you can convict a person on circumstantial evidence in a Court of Law,
these people behind the drought should be in jail too!
If you haven't read that
Post
yet,
you should.
Now that I have that out of the way,
I want you to know,
some people are just plain arrogant,
or stupid here in
Southern California.
I have no doubt we are in a drought.
Either by the
Hand Of God,
or by the
Millionaires
and
Billionaires
who are trying to be
Trillionaires.
Which isn't even a word yet,
but will be soon.
I was on my evening walk the other day,
(I walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night,)
it was raining,
not hard,
but raining.
I walked past a neighbor of mine,
who lives 4 houses down the street from me,
and he is outside washing his truck!
In the
Rain!
He is hosing it down,
washing it with soap,
and then rinsing it off.
In the
Rain!
Then this morning,
I was on my walk,
when I came across a lady living about a mile from my house hosing down the sidewalk because it was full of leaves!
Not sweeping them with a broom,
but pushing them slowly towards the curd with water.
Are people really this stupid?
Do they think about their immediate future?
Do they consider their children's future?
Or do they believe in a future where rationing every drop of water is a good place for their children to live in?
If I didn't believe that we already have too many of the wrong kind of
Police Officers,
running around our streets killing minorities,
I would ask for the
Water Police
to put these two idiots behind bars.
Or,
at least levied with a large fine.
Not only for wasting water,
but for being a stupid human being too!
This is,
Caring For My Children's Future,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Carlin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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because the next
Drought
in
California
is right around the corner.
Here is a
re-Post
of my
May 12, 2015
Post
called
California Drought.
*****
In an earlier
Post,
Chemtrails,
I have talked about how
Conspiracy Theorist
believe
Chemtrails
are the cause of the
California Drought.
How
Wall Street
is buying up all the water rights
Worldwide.
Which seems a little suspicious.
Meaning,
Big Businesses,
Government Officials,
and
Billionaires,
could be the ones behind this drought we are in.
If you believe in
Conspiracies.
Its so they can control the world's clean water supply.
If you have all the clean water,
you control,
in my opinion,
90% of the population.
I can't prove it,
at this time,
but all the facts I laid out in my Post,
"Chemtrails,"
published 4-26-2015,
right here on this
Blog,
are correct.
But if you can convict a person on circumstantial evidence in a Court of Law,
these people behind the drought should be in jail too!
If you haven't read that
Post
yet,
you should.
Now that I have that out of the way,
I want you to know,
some people are just plain arrogant,
or stupid here in
Southern California.
I have no doubt we are in a drought.
Either by the
Hand Of God,
or by the
Millionaires
and
Billionaires
who are trying to be
Trillionaires.
Which isn't even a word yet,
but will be soon.
I was on my evening walk the other day,
(I walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night,)
it was raining,
not hard,
but raining.
I walked past a neighbor of mine,
who lives 4 houses down the street from me,
and he is outside washing his truck!
In the
Rain!
He is hosing it down,
washing it with soap,
and then rinsing it off.
In the
Rain!
Then this morning,
I was on my walk,
when I came across a lady living about a mile from my house hosing down the sidewalk because it was full of leaves!
Not sweeping them with a broom,
but pushing them slowly towards the curd with water.
Are people really this stupid?
Do they think about their immediate future?
Do they consider their children's future?
Or do they believe in a future where rationing every drop of water is a good place for their children to live in?
If I didn't believe that we already have too many of the wrong kind of
Police Officers,
running around our streets killing minorities,
I would ask for the
Water Police
to put these two idiots behind bars.
Or,
at least levied with a large fine.
Not only for wasting water,
but for being a stupid human being too!
This is,
Caring For My Children's Future,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Carlin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you reading?
Sign up as a Follower,
or Set up my Blog
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or a Suggestion,
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Thanks for reading.
October 8, 2017
Mind Controlling Matter Theory
"Have you heard what Professor Alan Hauenstein's lecture is all about?" Asked one graduate student to another.
"No." The other student said. "I hear he is speaking at the Hauenstein Center for Presidential Studies at Grand Valley State University, is he not?"
"Yes he is." Said the first. "He calls it, The Probability and Physics of the Human Mind eventually manipulating Kinetic Energy on everyday Objects."
"Does he mean like, mind over matter, to move an object?" Asked the other student.
"Yes." Said the first graduate student.
"Like having a superpower, that you read about, in a comic book?" Asked the other.
"Yes!" He replied excitedly.
"No wonder he took his show on the road to his name-sake institution." Laughed the second student. "He doesn't want to loose tenure here at Cornell and windup at a community college."
"I know a student who works for Professor Hauenstein and she gave me the Professor's Theory." Told the first student. "Making me promise not to reveal it to the world until after the Professor's lecture tomorrow night."
"Wow, somebody actually trusted you with the Professor's formula?" Said the incredulous second student.
"It is actually my new girlfriend, Stacie." Smiled the graduate student who is telling the story. "She is a great girl and I am beginning to think she is the one."
"Okay, first." Said the other student. "Why haven't I met her and second; what is the Professor's formula?"
"First." Replied the student holding all the cards. "She is not the kind of gal to play beer pong like you do all day long, and second; I can show you the Professor's formula right here on my tablet."
The first graduate student pulled out his tablet from his backpack, turns it on, then taps an icon, pulling up the document entitled; "Mind Controlling Matter Theory."
The second graduate student takes the tablet from his friend's hands, while smiling from ear to ear with anticipation. He looks down at the screen and reads;
Fi = the fraction of countries in this world that have the capability for students to receive a higher education, which will develop a highly intelligent student.
Fg = the fraction of students who graduate at the top of their class.
Fp = the fraction of those, top of the class students, who meet each other and get married.
Nc = the number of children born to those students of a higher education.
Ft = the fraction of parents who send their students to be taught or tutored by the best teachers in their respected countries.
R* = the rate evolution takes to change the heritable traits of our biological population over successive generations.
L* = the number of leaps in evolution, when given the right scenario of, lineage, health, education, and development of the human brain jumps forward two fold.
Np = is the number of people who will be able to use 25 to 30% of their brain's capabilities.
Np = Fi + Fg + Fp + Nc + Ft + R* + L*
As the two students look over the formula, unbeknownst to them, Stacie is walking up from behind and listening in, on their conversation.
"What do you think?" Asks the first student of his friend.
"What a buffoon Professor Hauenstein is." Says the second.
Stacie is angered by the second student's comments. She believes in the Professor, and thinks he will soon accomplish great things in this world.
Without flinching, Stacie imagines the seconds student's pants coming down and it happens.
With random people walking by smiling or laughing, the first graduate student says to his friend, "Come on man. Invest in a belt or something! What's the matter with you?"
This is,I Made You Read This StoryJust By Thinking That You Would,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order.”
- Arthur Conan Doyle, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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"No." The other student said. "I hear he is speaking at the Hauenstein Center for Presidential Studies at Grand Valley State University, is he not?"
"Yes he is." Said the first. "He calls it, The Probability and Physics of the Human Mind eventually manipulating Kinetic Energy on everyday Objects."
"Does he mean like, mind over matter, to move an object?" Asked the other student.
"Yes." Said the first graduate student.
"Like having a superpower, that you read about, in a comic book?" Asked the other.
"Yes!" He replied excitedly.
"No wonder he took his show on the road to his name-sake institution." Laughed the second student. "He doesn't want to loose tenure here at Cornell and windup at a community college."
"I know a student who works for Professor Hauenstein and she gave me the Professor's Theory." Told the first student. "Making me promise not to reveal it to the world until after the Professor's lecture tomorrow night."
"Wow, somebody actually trusted you with the Professor's formula?" Said the incredulous second student.
"It is actually my new girlfriend, Stacie." Smiled the graduate student who is telling the story. "She is a great girl and I am beginning to think she is the one."
"Okay, first." Said the other student. "Why haven't I met her and second; what is the Professor's formula?"
"First." Replied the student holding all the cards. "She is not the kind of gal to play beer pong like you do all day long, and second; I can show you the Professor's formula right here on my tablet."
The first graduate student pulled out his tablet from his backpack, turns it on, then taps an icon, pulling up the document entitled; "Mind Controlling Matter Theory."
The second graduate student takes the tablet from his friend's hands, while smiling from ear to ear with anticipation. He looks down at the screen and reads;
Fi = the fraction of countries in this world that have the capability for students to receive a higher education, which will develop a highly intelligent student.
Fg = the fraction of students who graduate at the top of their class.
Fp = the fraction of those, top of the class students, who meet each other and get married.
Nc = the number of children born to those students of a higher education.
Ft = the fraction of parents who send their students to be taught or tutored by the best teachers in their respected countries.
R* = the rate evolution takes to change the heritable traits of our biological population over successive generations.
L* = the number of leaps in evolution, when given the right scenario of, lineage, health, education, and development of the human brain jumps forward two fold.
Np = is the number of people who will be able to use 25 to 30% of their brain's capabilities.
Np = Fi + Fg + Fp + Nc + Ft + R* + L*
As the two students look over the formula, unbeknownst to them, Stacie is walking up from behind and listening in, on their conversation.
"What do you think?" Asks the first student of his friend.
"What a buffoon Professor Hauenstein is." Says the second.
Stacie is angered by the second student's comments. She believes in the Professor, and thinks he will soon accomplish great things in this world.
Without flinching, Stacie imagines the seconds student's pants coming down and it happens.
With random people walking by smiling or laughing, the first graduate student says to his friend, "Come on man. Invest in a belt or something! What's the matter with you?"
This is,I Made You Read This StoryJust By Thinking That You Would,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order.”
- Arthur Conan Doyle, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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October 6, 2017
Keep The Jokes Coming
This is a
re-Post
of my
June 15th, 2015
Post
called
Just Joking Around.
I still believe humor is the best medicine.
*****
Recently,
I went into one of those discount massage parlors.It turned out to be self serve!Then I met this hooker on a street corner.She told me she had a headache!If it wasn't for the guy who just pick-pocketed me,I'd have no sex life at all!I blame it all on my upbringing when I was a child.When I took my first step,
my Dad tripped me!When I was born,
the doctor slapped my Mom!Then,
I think I was still a virgin at the age of thirty-three,I was making love to this girl I was dating
and she started crying.I asked,
"Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"She said,
"No, I hate myself now!"One night I thought I was going to get really lucky.I had these two girls in my car
and they both scream at the same time,
"Stop here!"Right next to the International House of Pancakes was a Motel 6.We went inside,
and I had to pay for two
"Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"
meals!
Then I started dating this girl who was half-black.She dumped me because she said I was prejudiced.In a sweet moment,
I called her half-white! When I got married,
I asked my wife if I could give her a goodnight kiss on her cheek.She bent over!Still,
I believe,
in this World,
every person has a soul mate.And if I ever find mine,
my wife will kill her!I did meet a famous Politician once.I met the Surgeon General,
and he offered me a cigarette!People say I look a lot younger than I really am.That's because I act so immature!
This is,
Those Last Two Jokes I Wrote,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
- Paul Terry -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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re-Post
of my
June 15th, 2015
Post
called
Just Joking Around.
I still believe humor is the best medicine.
*****
Recently,
I went into one of those discount massage parlors.It turned out to be self serve!Then I met this hooker on a street corner.She told me she had a headache!If it wasn't for the guy who just pick-pocketed me,I'd have no sex life at all!I blame it all on my upbringing when I was a child.When I took my first step,
my Dad tripped me!When I was born,
the doctor slapped my Mom!Then,
I think I was still a virgin at the age of thirty-three,I was making love to this girl I was dating
and she started crying.I asked,
"Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"She said,
"No, I hate myself now!"One night I thought I was going to get really lucky.I had these two girls in my car
and they both scream at the same time,
"Stop here!"Right next to the International House of Pancakes was a Motel 6.We went inside,
and I had to pay for two
"Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"
meals!
Then I started dating this girl who was half-black.She dumped me because she said I was prejudiced.In a sweet moment,I called her half-white! When I got married,
I asked my wife if I could give her a goodnight kiss on her cheek.She bent over!Still,
I believe,
in this World,
every person has a soul mate.And if I ever find mine,
my wife will kill her!I did meet a famous Politician once.I met the Surgeon General,
and he offered me a cigarette!People say I look a lot younger than I really am.That's because I act so immature!
This is,
Those Last Two Jokes I Wrote,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
- Paul Terry -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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October 5, 2017
I Want It To Stop!
I know I was supposed to write anotherEpisodeofThe Man From Marstoday,but unfortunately,I have had a major headache most of the day.I am getting stronger everyday,yet I still have a couple of issues I need to take care of before I am completely healthy.Besides,most of my spare time is taken up by my job,driving forLyft.So here are a couple of thoughts I have on the Las Vegas shooting.First,it is true that the gunman did not have automatic weapons.But he did modify them to act like automatic weapons.He used a"Bump-Fire Stoke."
Anyone one smart enough to get on the"Dark Web"can get lessons on how to make this device for their particular riffle.My quarrel is people who say they need assault riffles for protection,which can easily be modified to become automatic weapons.I have used shotgunsand a 30 odd 6 rifle for hunting.I can assure you,both pack enough punch to take down a bear.And whenBill O'Riellysays this is the price we pay for freedom,all I can say is,he is a horses ass![image error] I am not against anyone owning guns.I am against certain types of guns being sold.Stop the mass killings inAmerica.Lobby for better gun control.This is,Maybe It Is The Medicine Talking,But I Personally Know How A Gun Can Ruin A Family's Dynamics,And I Want It To Stop! Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders. Chris Rock
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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October 4, 2017
Friendships
I have been giving
Lyft
rides to people the last couple of days,
who either know someone directly,
or know someone who knows somebody
who was at the
Country Music Festival
in
Las Vegas
during the recent shooting.
It got me thinking about friendships.
And how lucky I have been to have had good ones.
Here is a
Re-Post
from
Saturday,
May 2nd, 2015
called
Friends.
*****
If you can,
please give to the
LAS VEGAS VICTIMS' FUND
which has raised over
8.5 Million Dollars
in two days.
Money will never replace a loved one,
but it will help them during a long grieving period.
*****
I've been thinking about this
Post
for a very long time.In this lifetime,if you can count one person as a true friend throughout your life, you have won the game.I have been extremely fortunate because I have had three so far,
who stood by me,
thick
or thin.Let me clarify something first.Family
and a
Spouse
are not included in this category.If you have been lucky enough to be born in a loving family,are brought up where chivalry is what it takes to be a good human being,married the right person,and you bring your children up also to be good human beings,you have a very special life already.For most,having one,two,or three out of four,is all we can expect.And the person who believes in the saying,"Those who die with the most toys wins!"Is a fool.True Happiness
is not how much money you make
or how many worldly possessions you can collect.True Happiness
comes from being around the people you love
and the people who love you.So,someone like me,who is lucky enough to have three of the virtues I mentioned above, having a lifelong friend would fill the void left by the one virtue I am missing.I have one friend I've known for over thirty-five years who is a good friend,
not a great friend anymore because of my past transgressions,but a good one nonetheless.In 2012 I lost what I would consider my best friend in my later years due to his untimely death.And the third person,who was my best friend through the worst part of my
drug-addiction-alcoholic life,I eventually pushed his friendship away too.So two out of the three friends,
that stood by me most of my life,are no longer close to me due to my habitual poor judgement I have made while intoxicated.
I burned a few bridges,
as they say. I miss my good friend
Jeff Keyes
dearly,
who died unexpectedly.He was my sole supporter through some dark days after I became disable.He was also disabled,but never once did he ever say to me,"Why me."I love you man.I miss the close friendship I had with
Bob Hanson.The person who convinced me to move to
California
in the first place.Need I say more.I will.If I had not moved to
California
I would never have had the seven wonderful children I have today.Thanks Bob.And I miss the special bond I once had with
Scott Strichko.I barely have the chance to talk to him these days.Maybe once
or twice a year if I am lucky.He doesn't know this,but if he hadn't shown me that if you are going to drink
and smoke pot,
letting your life fall apart is unacceptable.I function in life,throughout my life,because I had to function for my family.And when smoking
and drinking got in the way,
I was strong enough to quit so I could raise my family properly.Scott taught me that by his actions,
of not letting those things interfere with his life.Thanks Buddy.Now I want to thank those guys for being in my life.You three have been an inspiration to me
and I am a better person today for having known you all.Thank youJeff, Bob, and Scott.
This is,
Thankful For Being Lucky In Life,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
- Elbert Hubbard -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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Sign up as a Follower,
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Lyft
rides to people the last couple of days,
who either know someone directly,
or know someone who knows somebody
who was at the
Country Music Festival
in
Las Vegas
during the recent shooting.
It got me thinking about friendships.
And how lucky I have been to have had good ones.
Here is a
Re-Post
from
Saturday,
May 2nd, 2015
called
Friends.
*****
If you can,
please give to the
LAS VEGAS VICTIMS' FUND
which has raised over
8.5 Million Dollars
in two days.
Money will never replace a loved one,
but it will help them during a long grieving period.
*****
I've been thinking about this
Post
for a very long time.In this lifetime,if you can count one person as a true friend throughout your life, you have won the game.I have been extremely fortunate because I have had three so far,
who stood by me,
thick
or thin.Let me clarify something first.Family
and a
Spouse
are not included in this category.If you have been lucky enough to be born in a loving family,are brought up where chivalry is what it takes to be a good human being,married the right person,and you bring your children up also to be good human beings,you have a very special life already.For most,having one,two,or three out of four,is all we can expect.And the person who believes in the saying,"Those who die with the most toys wins!"Is a fool.True Happiness
is not how much money you make
or how many worldly possessions you can collect.True Happiness
comes from being around the people you love
and the people who love you.So,someone like me,who is lucky enough to have three of the virtues I mentioned above, having a lifelong friend would fill the void left by the one virtue I am missing.I have one friend I've known for over thirty-five years who is a good friend,
not a great friend anymore because of my past transgressions,but a good one nonetheless.In 2012 I lost what I would consider my best friend in my later years due to his untimely death.And the third person,who was my best friend through the worst part of my
drug-addiction-alcoholic life,I eventually pushed his friendship away too.So two out of the three friends,
that stood by me most of my life,are no longer close to me due to my habitual poor judgement I have made while intoxicated.
I burned a few bridges,
as they say. I miss my good friend
Jeff Keyes
dearly,
who died unexpectedly.He was my sole supporter through some dark days after I became disable.He was also disabled,but never once did he ever say to me,"Why me."I love you man.I miss the close friendship I had with
Bob Hanson.The person who convinced me to move to
California
in the first place.Need I say more.I will.If I had not moved to
California
I would never have had the seven wonderful children I have today.Thanks Bob.And I miss the special bond I once had with
Scott Strichko.I barely have the chance to talk to him these days.Maybe once
or twice a year if I am lucky.He doesn't know this,but if he hadn't shown me that if you are going to drink
and smoke pot,
letting your life fall apart is unacceptable.I function in life,throughout my life,because I had to function for my family.And when smoking
and drinking got in the way,
I was strong enough to quit so I could raise my family properly.Scott taught me that by his actions,
of not letting those things interfere with his life.Thanks Buddy.Now I want to thank those guys for being in my life.You three have been an inspiration to me
and I am a better person today for having known you all.Thank youJeff, Bob, and Scott.
This is,Thankful For Being Lucky In Life,
James Hauenstein,
And,
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
- Elbert Hubbard -
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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Sign up as a Follower,
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October 3, 2017
The 5 Best Posts Of June, 2017
You are not going to believe this.I am having a hard time believing it.The reason I haven't written since the 25th of last month is,I Just Got Out Of The Hospital!That means,I have been hospitalized twice in the last three months!I do not like it anymore then you do.You come to expect a certain amount of consistency when you come to thisBlog.When I'm goneand not writing,I can feel,throughKarmathat I leave a whole in your daily lives.Well I am here,once again,with some fresh new ideas for some future story lines.But first,I would like to bring back one of my favorite recurring themes,and by the number of viewers who came to look at my previousPostscalled
"The Five Best Posts Of The Month,"it is one of your favorites too!Yet,I need to pay homage to thePostsfrom previous months when I have missed writing"The Five Best Posts"of those months.And the firstMonthon this comeback trail of theFive Bestis fromJune.So,without further adieu,here are theFive Best Posts Of June, 2017. The Fifth Best Post Of June, 2017 Is:The Man From Mars - Episode TwentyThe continuing saga of George Johnson, our protagonist, an Amulet, with the power to control magnetic fields, and the Man from Atlantis, which we call Mars today. Best read from the beginning of course, but each Episode can be read, on its own, for its exciting cliff hanger. The picture depicts the Karma that is involved when you have a strange new power.
The Fourth Best Post Of June Is:Sibling RivalryWhich tells the story of the of my sister and how long it took her to start reading my Blog. You would think that family would support you from the start, but I am already being told to stop writing by my Dad because he says I am wasting my time because I am not making any money at this. I assure you, my intention was never to become rich at doing this. I like to write, and I appreciate that people from around the World like to read my stuff. Thank you. The Post also has a reprise of My Faithful Companions, which is from September 2nd, 2013.
The Third Best Post Of June Is:The Man From Mars - Episode Twenty Two It just goes to show that people around the World are reading my weekly serial. Thank you so very much and I will try to keep The Man From Mars fresh with good story lines.
The Second Best Post Of June Is:Starting Today My explanation of why I am re-posting some of my more memorable Posts from years gone by, and the first one which I brought back, out of the mothballs. Hello Out There In The Real World. Which is actually a plug for my first eBook, No Return Address.
The Number One Best Post Of June, 2017 Is:How Absurd? My Flash Fiction Story of Professor Deus and his creation of a Universe, where lies in a small blue planet, which has figured out he exists and praise him under the guise called religion. It is my story and am very proud that it is the Best Post of the Month. Thank you again, one and all.
There you have it,The Five Best Posts Of June, 2017.
I have an idea for a newFiction Storywhich I am working on.So,I am not sure if I will be able to finish it by tomorrow,or do theFive Best Posts Of July,or reprise an earlier memorablePost.Please comeback tomorrow to find out.
This is,Praying For The VictimsAnd Their FamiliesFrom TheLas VegasShooting.How to Help Las Vegas Shooting Victims: Where to Donate Blood,Give Money and Call Your RepresentativePlus AgofundmePage,Which Has Raised Over3 Million DollarsIn One Day.I Just Donated.Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Bravery isn't when you go looking for trouble; bravery is when trouble comes looking for you.”
- P.I. Barrington, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
"The Five Best Posts Of The Month,"it is one of your favorites too!Yet,I need to pay homage to thePostsfrom previous months when I have missed writing"The Five Best Posts"of those months.And the firstMonthon this comeback trail of theFive Bestis fromJune.So,without further adieu,here are theFive Best Posts Of June, 2017. The Fifth Best Post Of June, 2017 Is:The Man From Mars - Episode TwentyThe continuing saga of George Johnson, our protagonist, an Amulet, with the power to control magnetic fields, and the Man from Atlantis, which we call Mars today. Best read from the beginning of course, but each Episode can be read, on its own, for its exciting cliff hanger. The picture depicts the Karma that is involved when you have a strange new power.
The Fourth Best Post Of June Is:Sibling RivalryWhich tells the story of the of my sister and how long it took her to start reading my Blog. You would think that family would support you from the start, but I am already being told to stop writing by my Dad because he says I am wasting my time because I am not making any money at this. I assure you, my intention was never to become rich at doing this. I like to write, and I appreciate that people from around the World like to read my stuff. Thank you. The Post also has a reprise of My Faithful Companions, which is from September 2nd, 2013.
The Third Best Post Of June Is:The Man From Mars - Episode Twenty Two It just goes to show that people around the World are reading my weekly serial. Thank you so very much and I will try to keep The Man From Mars fresh with good story lines.
The Second Best Post Of June Is:Starting Today My explanation of why I am re-posting some of my more memorable Posts from years gone by, and the first one which I brought back, out of the mothballs. Hello Out There In The Real World. Which is actually a plug for my first eBook, No Return Address.
The Number One Best Post Of June, 2017 Is:How Absurd? My Flash Fiction Story of Professor Deus and his creation of a Universe, where lies in a small blue planet, which has figured out he exists and praise him under the guise called religion. It is my story and am very proud that it is the Best Post of the Month. Thank you again, one and all.
There you have it,The Five Best Posts Of June, 2017.
I have an idea for a newFiction Storywhich I am working on.So,I am not sure if I will be able to finish it by tomorrow,or do theFive Best Posts Of July,or reprise an earlier memorablePost.Please comeback tomorrow to find out.
This is,Praying For The VictimsAnd Their FamiliesFrom TheLas VegasShooting.How to Help Las Vegas Shooting Victims: Where to Donate Blood,Give Money and Call Your RepresentativePlus AgofundmePage,Which Has Raised Over3 Million DollarsIn One Day.I Just Donated.Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Bravery isn't when you go looking for trouble; bravery is when trouble comes looking for you.”
- P.I. Barrington, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 25, 2017
September 26th, A Day That Will Live In Infamy
Is it too late to bring back this
Post?
I hope not.
This is a reprise of my
Post
September 26th,
from
September 26th, 2015.
****
Here is what I believe.
September 26th
is an important date in
American Cosplay
tradition.
I don't know when the
Japanese
started dressing up as
Cosplayers,
not including
Halloween Celebrations Worldwide
of course,
but I feel the
Cosplayer Tradition
here in
United States
really kicked off with the
"Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Fans have been acting out scenes from the movie,
dressing up as different characters from the movie,
while watching the movie,
since I can remember seeing the movie back in 1976.
The movie release was
September 26th, 1975.
This is where
American Cosplay
originated,
in my opinion.
From those pioneers,
we have an
American Industry
that loves to role play
and have their picture taken.
Thank you
Rocky Horror.
If you have a
Facebook Page,
please notify the
"Nerdist News With Jessica Chobot"
at
"www.Facebook.com/Nerdist"
about this historic date coming up
and let's get the
American Release
of the
"Rocky Horror Picture Show"
the credit it is due.
The
Federal Government
also needs to declare
September 26th
a
National Holiday.
This is,
Saying Those Pictures Of Me Dressed Up Like
Frank N. Furter
Are Photo Shopped,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it."- Frank N. Furter -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Sign up as a Follower,
or Set up my Blog
as your Homepage
on your Web-browser,
or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,
and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
Post?
I hope not.
This is a reprise of my
Post
September 26th,
from
September 26th, 2015.
****
Here is what I believe.
September 26th
is an important date in
American Cosplay
tradition.
I don't know when the
Japanese
started dressing up as
Cosplayers,
not including
Halloween Celebrations Worldwide
of course,
but I feel the
Cosplayer Tradition
here in
United States
really kicked off with the
"Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Fans have been acting out scenes from the movie,
dressing up as different characters from the movie,
while watching the movie,
since I can remember seeing the movie back in 1976.
The movie release was
September 26th, 1975.
This is where
American Cosplay
originated,
in my opinion.
From those pioneers,
we have an
American Industry
that loves to role play
and have their picture taken.
Thank you
Rocky Horror.
If you have a
Facebook Page,
please notify the
"Nerdist News With Jessica Chobot"
at
"www.Facebook.com/Nerdist"
about this historic date coming up
and let's get the
American Release
of the
"Rocky Horror Picture Show"
the credit it is due.
The
Federal Government
also needs to declare
September 26th
a
National Holiday.
This is,
Saying Those Pictures Of Me Dressed Up Like
Frank N. Furter
Are Photo Shopped,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it."- Frank N. Furter -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you reading?
Sign up as a Follower,
or Set up my Blog
as your Homepage
on your Web-browser,
or Leave a Comment,
or a Suggestion,
and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 23, 2017
Catching Up
Today,I need to catch up on replying to the recentCommentsI have received on some of myPosts.
On my
Post,
Remembering The Big Wow
I received two
Comments
from,
either the same reader,
or two different people who didn't want to use their names
and sign in as
Anonymous.Anonymous September 13, 2017 at 12:38 PMGood post!!!!!
Anonymous September 13, 2017 at 12:38 PMDon't. E creepy though weirdo
I guess myCommenton one of the contestants in theBest Costume Contestwas a little too weird for them.But as myDadhas always told me,"No matter how old you get, you will always look at beautiful things. That includes women. It's when you act foolishly towards those women and do something stupid, when you know they will never reciprocate, that is when you become a weirdo."
On my nextPostThe Zombie KillerI suspect the person who signed in asAnonymousis my daughter since the story is about her son,my grandson.Anonymous September 14, 2017 at 9:14 AMLove it!!!!
On myPostHow Absurdsomeone with recruiting ties toIndiahas left aComment,not on my work,but to advertise their business.It is the third time on thisPostthat someone from anAsiancountry has advertised on this story.Maybe they think their fellow countrymenand women are reading my stuff?Kavya September 23, 2017 at 6:09 AMApply Here NHM Daman & Diu Recruitment
I still think they should have the decency to read my story,Commenton my story professionally,before advertising on myBlog.If they don't,I am going to get tired of themand just delete them,before anyone can see what they are advertising!
This is,Asking You To Have Enough Courtesy To Read My Material,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable only by purchase.”
- David Foster Wallace, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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Thanks for reading.
On my
Post,
Remembering The Big Wow
I received two
Comments
from,
either the same reader,
or two different people who didn't want to use their names
and sign in as
Anonymous.Anonymous September 13, 2017 at 12:38 PMGood post!!!!!
Anonymous September 13, 2017 at 12:38 PMDon't. E creepy though weirdo
I guess myCommenton one of the contestants in theBest Costume Contestwas a little too weird for them.But as myDadhas always told me,"No matter how old you get, you will always look at beautiful things. That includes women. It's when you act foolishly towards those women and do something stupid, when you know they will never reciprocate, that is when you become a weirdo."
On my nextPostThe Zombie KillerI suspect the person who signed in asAnonymousis my daughter since the story is about her son,my grandson.Anonymous September 14, 2017 at 9:14 AMLove it!!!!
On myPostHow Absurdsomeone with recruiting ties toIndiahas left aComment,not on my work,but to advertise their business.It is the third time on thisPostthat someone from anAsiancountry has advertised on this story.Maybe they think their fellow countrymenand women are reading my stuff?Kavya September 23, 2017 at 6:09 AMApply Here NHM Daman & Diu Recruitment
I still think they should have the decency to read my story,Commenton my story professionally,before advertising on myBlog.If they don't,I am going to get tired of themand just delete them,before anyone can see what they are advertising!
This is,Asking You To Have Enough Courtesy To Read My Material,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable only by purchase.”
- David Foster Wallace, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading?
Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
September 22, 2017
Beer Is All The Proof I Need
Hey, have you heard that Apple, the computer company, wants to develop their own Autonomous Cars? They have a huge problem to overcome first before their cars will work. You see, they are having trouble loading Windows!
I can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to live in a Gated Community!
If you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get recognized once in awhile. It's at Family Reunions, but I still get recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be self-served!
When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master." Because of all the beer I drank, all the of time. When I look back and think about all the money I spent on beer over the years, if I had that money now, think of all the beer I could buy!
This is,Hoping To Bring You A Little Joy On This Friday,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- Benjamin Franklin - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading? Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
I can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to live in a Gated Community!
If you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get recognized once in awhile. It's at Family Reunions, but I still get recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be self-served!
When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master." Because of all the beer I drank, all the of time. When I look back and think about all the money I spent on beer over the years, if I had that money now, think of all the beer I could buy!
This is,Hoping To Bring You A Little Joy On This Friday,Jim Hauenstein,And,
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- Benjamin Franklin - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading? Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
September 21, 2017
The Man From Mars - Episode Twenty Seven
I wasn't sure which stop we were at when I was asked to wake up and switch to another bus to continue on our journey. I knew that my itinerary said I would be swapping buses twice on my way back east. But my head was still groggy from the intense dreaming I've been going through, while I was sleeping on this bus.
In those dreams, my whole life somehow seemed intertwined with Ponleak's, the Man from Mars.
By getting off this bus my suspicions were, and I know it has been documented over the years, that Law Enforcement Agency was waiting for me outside and they liked to apprehend their most wanted while they were asleep. When the suspect has less time to comprehend what was going on around him.
And that is exactly what I felt was coming.
Until my head cleared a little while I was waiting in line to debark.
I thought about it. I was awakened by the the man in black, with the help of a fellow passenger who could do sign language, so she could relay his wishes to me.
For the life of me, I never once thought that this guy could have been a mute. A mistake that could cost me, I was hoping, not my life.
So, unless I haven't heard about any new government policies being enacted to hire the mute, this guy behind me could not be working for any Law Enforcement Agency. I don't believe they would hire someone who couldn't speak and put them out in the field. How could he communicate with other officers in an emergency.
He couldn't.
So then my imagination went wild. He must be working for a particular person. Someone who trusted him completely. To do their bidding and keep his secrets.
Again, the first few paranoid thoughts that came to mind were, he is working for a drug lord, maybe the mafia, or some antique collector who has discovered violence is the best way to beat his competitors to the prize.
Either way, at the steps, I am being pushed forward from behind by other passengers, to keep on moving out of the bus.
Before going outside, my mind starts racing.
If I have to, I will not go down without a fight, I thought. The amulet may fall into the wrong hands soon, but I am going to take as many of the bad guys as I can with me.
If I am going to die, I am going down fighting.
If all that reverie I was going through, remembering the life Ponleak had while he was still on Mars has taught me anything, is that the power like the amulet has, creates jealousy and a craving among the people who know about.
They want it for their own devilish means. Not to help people, but to control them.
On the last step, I get a heavy handed shove from behind by the man in black.
I stumble forward, reaching out with my right hand, preparing myself to hit the pavement.
Instead, I almost fall into the legs of some fellow, who I assume was waiting for me. I knew this because he caught me, with both hands under my right shoulder.
I was staring down at his perfectly pressed Ralph Lauren's slacks and shimmering black leather Calvin Klein's Oxford shoes when he picked me up and tossed me backwards, with hardly an effort, to the man in black behind me. Back to the person who had pushed me forward in the first place.
I looked up, to see who had saved me from crashing, face first, into the parking lot.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
I screamed, "Ponleak!" Catching him off guard, when I took a couple of steps forward and hugged him. Hugging him hard. As if we had been best friends for years, but I haven't seen him for awhile.
I was very happy to see him. Happy to see the Man from Mars.
To Be Continued...
Next Thursday.
This is,Excited About The Next Three Episodes,Since They Will Just Be In Time For The FallNielsen TV Ratings,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I asked him what the amulet meant to him, what its meaning was. At first, I thought he wasn't going to answer. But then, in a haunting voice, he said that it represented the dance with death.”-Terry Goodkind, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading?
Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
In those dreams, my whole life somehow seemed intertwined with Ponleak's, the Man from Mars.
By getting off this bus my suspicions were, and I know it has been documented over the years, that Law Enforcement Agency was waiting for me outside and they liked to apprehend their most wanted while they were asleep. When the suspect has less time to comprehend what was going on around him.
And that is exactly what I felt was coming.
Until my head cleared a little while I was waiting in line to debark.
I thought about it. I was awakened by the the man in black, with the help of a fellow passenger who could do sign language, so she could relay his wishes to me.
For the life of me, I never once thought that this guy could have been a mute. A mistake that could cost me, I was hoping, not my life.
So, unless I haven't heard about any new government policies being enacted to hire the mute, this guy behind me could not be working for any Law Enforcement Agency. I don't believe they would hire someone who couldn't speak and put them out in the field. How could he communicate with other officers in an emergency.
He couldn't.
So then my imagination went wild. He must be working for a particular person. Someone who trusted him completely. To do their bidding and keep his secrets.
Again, the first few paranoid thoughts that came to mind were, he is working for a drug lord, maybe the mafia, or some antique collector who has discovered violence is the best way to beat his competitors to the prize.
Either way, at the steps, I am being pushed forward from behind by other passengers, to keep on moving out of the bus.
Before going outside, my mind starts racing.If I have to, I will not go down without a fight, I thought. The amulet may fall into the wrong hands soon, but I am going to take as many of the bad guys as I can with me.
If I am going to die, I am going down fighting.
If all that reverie I was going through, remembering the life Ponleak had while he was still on Mars has taught me anything, is that the power like the amulet has, creates jealousy and a craving among the people who know about.
They want it for their own devilish means. Not to help people, but to control them.
On the last step, I get a heavy handed shove from behind by the man in black.
I stumble forward, reaching out with my right hand, preparing myself to hit the pavement.
Instead, I almost fall into the legs of some fellow, who I assume was waiting for me. I knew this because he caught me, with both hands under my right shoulder.
I was staring down at his perfectly pressed Ralph Lauren's slacks and shimmering black leather Calvin Klein's Oxford shoes when he picked me up and tossed me backwards, with hardly an effort, to the man in black behind me. Back to the person who had pushed me forward in the first place.
I looked up, to see who had saved me from crashing, face first, into the parking lot.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
I screamed, "Ponleak!" Catching him off guard, when I took a couple of steps forward and hugged him. Hugging him hard. As if we had been best friends for years, but I haven't seen him for awhile.
I was very happy to see him. Happy to see the Man from Mars.
To Be Continued...
Next Thursday.
This is,Excited About The Next Three Episodes,Since They Will Just Be In Time For The FallNielsen TV Ratings,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I asked him what the amulet meant to him, what its meaning was. At first, I thought he wasn't going to answer. But then, in a haunting voice, he said that it represented the dance with death.”-Terry Goodkind, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading?
Sign up as a Follower,or Set up my Blogas your Homepageon your Web-browser,or Leave a Comment,or a Suggestion,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
