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Someday I Will Find One

This first one is actually a true story.
"When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil."
"A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all working for NASA, were discussing where to go on their next expedition. Let's go to the Moon, the brunette suggested. No. Let's go to Mars, said the redhead.
The brunette and redhead sat there arguing until the blonde finally yelled, Stop arguing you two! I know where we should go on our next trip. Let's go to the Sun! The redhead and brunette looked at each other and began laughing. We can't go to the Sun, exclaimed the brunette. We would melt or burn up before we even got close! Duh! Not if we go at night! replied the blonde."
This story is also true.Well, only the part where they do shoot chickens at aircraft.
"Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. Horrified Britons sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.NASA's response was just three words, Thaw the chicken."
"What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts"
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
"What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The space bar."
"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket."  DoingJokestoday because I will be gone tomorrow.See you onSaturday!
This is,Always Looking For A Good JokeAnd Someday I Will Find OneJim Hauenstein
And,
“Don't tell me the sky is the limit. There are footprints on the Moon.”
- Joseph Shellim -
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Live Action Bebop

OnThursday,March 10th,2016,a day which will live in infinity,I wrote mySix Favorite Japanese - Non Hentai - Anime Series  Inuyashabecause my kids were still youngand we could watch this program together.  Furi Kuribecause who doesn't love a female characterel kabongingpeople with a guitar.Samurai Champloobecause the story lines were goodand they had a drunk main character I could relate to.  Neon Genesis Evangelion because this was the very first anime that I thought had a provocative story to tell. Trigunbecause he is the quintessential hero where his own problems never get solvedbut he always helping others.  Cowboy Bebopbecause it was a good story until the very end.But still a favorite.Now for the good news Netflix is developing a live-action ‘Cowboy Bebop’ series with anime’s director By Rick Marshall for Digital Trends.com In news certain to prompt howls of either joy or sadness, Netflix announced that it is working on a live-action  Cowboy Bebop series based on the popular anime of the same name. Long rumored to be in the works as a movie with Keanu Reeves once attached to star in it, the live-action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop is now headed to Netflix, and will take the form of a 10-episode series co-produced by the streaming service and Tomorrow Studios. Thor: Ragnarok and Star Wars Rebels screenwriter Christopher Yost will pen the script for the first episode of the series, with original anime series creator and director Shinichiro Watanabe serving as a consultant on the project. The original Cowboy Bebop anime premiered in 1998 and encompassed 26 episodes, a special, and a feature-length animated film, and is widely regarded in both in the U.S. and internationally as one of the greatest anime series of all time. Set in the year 2071, the show followed the crew of a spaceship known as The Bebop as they tracked down wanted fugitives around the galaxy and tried to earn a living as bounty hunters. The colorful cast of characters aboard The Bebop included Spike Spiegel, a skilled marksman and fighter whose laid-back demeanor hid a dark past; the hulking ship’s pilot and chief engineer, Jet; and the femme fatale Faye Valentine. Later episodes added the eccentric hacker Ed and a Welsh Corgi named Ein with a genius-level intellect. Netflixall ready did a fine job makingDeath NoteandFullmetal Alchemistinto live action movies!
This is,Will Always Have A Soft Spot In My Heart For Good AnimeJim Hauenstein,
And,
“Hackers are nerdy, pasty, tubby, little geeks with triple thick glasses and this is probably a demented otaku with smelly feet. So catching him will be a breeze!”
- Keiko Nobumoto, Cowboy Bebop Film Manga, Volume 1 -
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Pink Slim Meat

I have talked about food before on myBlog.Mainly in myPostcalledClean Meat.Which tells the story about the future of growing meat in aPetri Dish.You don't believe me?Read my storyClean Meatthen to find out the truth.I have worked in aPacking Housefor six years during the late nineteen-seventies.In that time,I ended up in charge of mixing all the chemicals that is put in all the different kinds of meat products that the company was selling.I worked directly with theChemistwho came up with different combinations to spiceand preserve the different products.I have seen what goes on first hand.Mainly,it is all business.Whatever makes the company the most money.The issue I would like to bring up today isPink Slim. Pink slime (also known as lean finely textured beef or LFTB, finely textured beef, and boneless lean beef trimmings or BLBT) is a meat by-product used as a food additive to ground beef and beef-based processed meats, as a filler, or to reduce the overall fat content of ground beef. In the production process, heat and centrifuges remove fat from the meat in beef trimmings. The resulting paste is exposed to ammonia gas or citric acid to kill bacteria. In 2001, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) approved the product for limited human consumption. LFTB prepared using ammonia gas is banned for human consumption in the European Union. Wikipedia
There is a reason that;About 80 percent of antibiotics produced in the U.S. are given to farm animals. This steady stream of antibiotics contributes to the development of antibiotic-resistant bacteria and superbugs that cannot be killed by standard antibiotics. Clean meat does not require the use of antibiotics. Clean Meat
Now they are putting a cleaning product in our food?Ammonia!The reason I am bringing this up,since there was a big backlash during2104is,if we don't keep a watchful eye on this industry,they will again try to slip tainted products out to the public instead of taking a financial loss.If you go toFoodSafety.gov you will find that there have been24 Recent Recallsin2018alone.Example:Swift Beef Company Recalls Ground Beef Products due to Possible E. coli O157:H7 Contamination That is what theAmmoniain our food is suppose to kill.E. coli.Why do I worry about such things?I have kidsand grandkidsand great grandkidswho have to eat thisSoylent Green.
 This is,I Already Quit Eating Fast Food Years AgoJim Hauenstein,
And,
“When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?”
- Red Tash -
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A Oneway Ticket To Mars

What would you do if you had aBillion Dollars?Or11,361,750,000 Yen?Or6,721,710,000 Russian Rubles?Exactly,I would do the same thing.I would start my ownSpace Program,calling my companySpaceX.Practice theTake OffsandLandingsa few hundred times with my spaceship,then fly myselfand a some of my best friends to thePlanet Mars!Actually,I will only take the ones who will listen to meand follow my every whim.But what the hey!We are all equal onMars,as long as everyone does what I say.Because if it wasn't for me,none of them would be in the life threatening situation they find themselves in.Living onMars.My name? Elon Musk says he will probably move to Mars By Hamza Shaban for the Washington Post on Chicago Tribune.comDespite a high likelihood of dying even before arriving and daily conditions hostile to human life, Elon Musk said in an interview Sunday that he'll probably move to Mars. The SpaceX chief executive said there's a "70 percent chance" he'll get to Mars within his lifetime, with plans to permanently resettle on the Red Planet. Musk said his desire to colonize Mars is driven by the same passion that fuels people to climb mountains - for the challenge. "We've recently made a number of breakthroughs that I am just really just fired up about," Musk said during an interview with "Axios on HBO." Musk's remarks are the latest in a series of bold announcements that have defined his career in recent years, from his aim to transform the auto industry with electric vehicles made by his company Tesla to the goal of colonizing Earth's neighboring planet. SpaceX aspires to send its first cargo mission to Mars in 2022, according to its website, with a manned mission targeted for 2024. Musk announced last week that the company has renamed its massive Mars vessel the Starship (it was previously dubbed the Big Falcon Rocket). The rocket boosters that will allow the vehicle to escape Earth's gravity are called the Super Heavy. NASA, too, has ambitions to send humans to Mars, though sometime in the 2030s. China is also expanding its space program with the goal of launching a Mars probe around 2020. Scientists are interested in going to Mars for a host of reasons, from learning more about the origins of life to better understanding the rise and collapse of potentially life-supporting environments. During the interview, Musk compared the proposition to colonize Mars to explorer Ernest Shackleton's expeditions to Antarctica. He said the price of a ticket to Mars would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, with no guarantee of return or even survival during the trip or upon landing. But despite the daunting journey, Musk sees a worthwhile trade-off. "You know there's lots of people who climb mountains. You know why do they climb mountains? People die on Mount Everest all the time," he said. "They like doing it for the challenge."
[image error][image error]This is the same guy who had to step down asChairman Of The BoardofTesla Motor Company.He had some bad managerial practices.All I can hope is,that when he takes his one way ticket toMars,he leaves me the rest of his money in a will. This is,Did You Watch The InSight Lander Land Today?Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“You need to live in a dome initially, but over time you could terra-form Mars to look like Earth and eventually walk around outside without anything on. So it's a fixer-upper of a planet.”
- Elon Musk -

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Goodbye Twitter

I have written about my obsessionor should I say my addiction,to my cellphone before.As far back asFebruary 21st, 2014in aPostcalledLesson Learned!There have been others like myPostHelp Me!but myCouncilorhas told me I need to do something about it,starting today.I just got out of aATC Meeting.An acronym for Addicted To Cellphones Meeting.Just like all the other help organizations out there making money from the down trodden,we have aTwelve Step Programthat I must follow religiously to get on a path of recovery.Right now,I am not going to go into every step I have to takeand I am not going to tell you I cannot be cured like alcoholics.I just need to start by taking my first step. "I admit I am powerless over my addiction and that my life is unmanageable when I am holding my cellphone."   My first step is,Deleting All The Twitter Feeds I Follow! Goodbye@bbcdoctorwhoSo long@chuckliuAdios@StarTalkRadio Bye bye@BadAstronomerAdieu@F1 Toodle-oo@WeAreLegion540I am going to miss youAnonymous. Man,does that hurt!Withdrawal should only lastA Couple Of WeeksmyCouncilortells me!   This is,A Made Up ScenarioI Am Not Addicted To AnythingJust Don't Ask To Touch My PhoneJim Hauenstein,
And,
“The girl told me that her mobile phone had proposed to her when it gave her a ring.”
- Anthony T. Hincks -

I might have gotten rid of theTwitter AccountsI follow,but I still have myAccount.@JimTwoBuckHowie
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James Hauenstein Is Going To Mars

 I might be a little too old to become anAstronaut,or will not be around when there isTourismonMars.But I bet myNamehas beat your name toMars.Unless,of course,you are one of the other2.4 Million Peoplewho signed up to get their name put on aComputer Chipgoing toMarson theInSightlander. Your Name is About to Land on Mars! On Monday, Nov. 26, 2018, just before noon PT (3 p.m. ET; 2000 UTC/GMT), NASA’s InSight mission will land on Mars! The spacecraft will plunge through the thin Martian atmosphere, heat-shield first, and use a parachute to slow down. Then, it will fire its retro rockets to slowly descend to the surface. Yours is among I am in theMars Frequent Flyer Club.It says I have been aMartiansince10/07/2017.[image error][image error]I have301,223,981points earned.sorry,it is a little late for you to sign up,but I will keep an eye on the nextNASA Missionwhere you can your name up in space. 
This is,Going To Have My Name Stamped On A Computer Chip Right Next ToMatt Damon's,I HopeJim Hauenstein,
And,
“They say once you grow crops somewhere, you have officially ‘colonized’ it. So technically, I colonized Mars. In your face, Neil Armstrong!”
- Andy Weir, The Martian -
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Happy Thanksgiving America

This Is,Hoping YouAnd Your Family Have Enough To Eat Today,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. (American Football) This is not coincidence.”
- Erma Bombeck -
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Happy Thanksgiving To A Giving Aaron Rodgers

Here is aHappy Thanksgiving Storywhich needs to be told overand over.I am sure everyone has heard about theCalifornia Wild Fires.All the destructionand the loss of life it have caused.Like me,I hope most you have donated,what you can,to a charity which helps the victims.Here is someone who is giving back to theCommunityand theStatehe grew up in.Green Bay Packers' Aaron Rodgers donates $1m to California wildfire victims
The Guardian.com/sports
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has donated $1m to victims of this month’s wildfires in California. Rodgers was born, and spent much of his childhood, in northern California and said on Wednesday that he wanted to help his home state. In northern California, where I was born and raised, the city of Paradise burned to the ground, and many of the residents who got out are now displaced to my hometown of Chico and across the north state, Rodgers said in a video posted to his Twitter account. I personally reached out to my friends and the mayor of Chico to find out how to be of the most help. And raising money for both immediate needs and the long-term recovery is what is needed most right now.

Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
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Happy Thanksgiving This Coming Thursday

I know I am a couple of days early,but hopefully by hearing these songs now,you will get intoThe Thanksgiving Spirit!If you haven't already.


I know theWorlddoesn't celebrateThanksgiving,but the idea behind it should be celebrated by all.


Be thankful forLife,Family,and if you have itGood Health.


If you areReligiousbe thankful for your beliefs.



If you are anAtheistbe thankful for the truth.



If you are aCreationistyou have nothing to be thankful for,because you are being duped!



Be thankful thatNASAwill be selling tickets to outer-space.



Be thankful for your good fortune by giving to a charity of your choice.


I am thankful for a bright future for myFamily.



Yes,I am anOptimistand I believe the future will be bright.


This is,Wishing The World Has A SafeAnd Happy Thursday This WeekJim Hauenstein,
And,
“I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual. It is surprising how contented one can be with nothing definite - only a sense of existence.”
- Henry David Thoreau - 
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Furry Fandom

It has been a while since I even heard about a story about theFuries,that I thought the fandom had faded away.Last night though,I saw a program onCNNcalledThis Is Life With Lisa Ling,subtitledFurry Nation.  "The furry fandom is a subculture interested in anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, speaking, walking on two legs, and wearing clothes. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of people who gather on the Internet and at furry conventions." WikipediaI really liked the story because it explained how,this is not a lifestyle for sexual deviants.Like the people who dress up forComic Book Conventions,these are people who take on the persona of the character they dress up as.In turn,they are releasing anxiety they feel from lifeand in some cases,become extroverts instead of introverts.People who are socially awkward becoming social!Anxious? Try becoming a 'furry'
Like the song says
Whatever Gets You Through The Night
by
John Lennon

This is,
I Admire Anyone Who Can Be Themselves
And Does Not Follow The Norm
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!”
- Mandy Hale -
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