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Going To Force My Siblings To Buy My Next Book - No More Freebees, Jim Hauenstein,

And,


"Many toxic parents compare one sibling unfavorably with another to make the target child feel that he's not doing enough to gain parental affection. This motivates the child to do whatever the parents want in order to regain their favor. This divide-and-conquer technique is often unleashed against children who become a little too independent, threatening the balance of the family system.”
- Susan Forward, Toxic Parents: Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life -
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A Comment on my PostAnnotators Have To Annotate.
Jeff Povlich May 28, 2016 at 5:56 AMSpoken like a true socialist. I want what you have but I don't want to work for it. You and Bernie must be having a love fest. But maybe you're a Hillary fan and love power and corruption. I am voting Libertarian this year my friend.

An obvious Ron Paul Supporter.I'll have you know,The Jeffthat my working career started inHigh School,where I held two part time jobsand I went to school full time too!We are from the lastGenerationwho,if you always show up to workand work hard everyday,we would always be able to find a job somewhere.Now,if you would move out of the same town you always lived in for the past 57 years,and saw what it takes to survive in other parts of the country,maybe your opinion wouldn't be so bias against the nextGenerationof workers.Oh,by the way,I worked hard all my lifeand I turned out to be one of the lucky ones.I got to retire at the ripe old age of53!So there!And like the bully on the Simpsons says,Ha-ha!

Annotators Have To Annotate

We all know the Internet.Haters gotta Hat.Creepers gotta Creep.Religious Organizations have to beg for Money.Republicans have to complain on how things Change all the time.AndAnnotators have to Annotate.Case in Point;
Jeff Povlich May 26, 2016 at 7:30 AMSo instead of demanding $15 they should demand $20 that will teach them a lesson. 
This was the response,written by"The Jeff"on my Post;When Will McDonald's Replace You With A Robot? After formerMcDonald's CEO Ed Rensipredicted that companies will be going toRobotsinstead of paying workers the newMinimum Wage.I hope"The Jeff"was trying to be funny,otherwise he is in league with all thoseRepublican Hatersand probably will be voting forDonald I Abuse Women Trump!

This is,Going To Wake Up At 5 A.M. Pacific Standard Time To Watch The Monaco Grand Prix,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. ”
- George Carlin -
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Two Grand Daddy Racing Events

TwoGrand Daddy Racingevents both happen this coming Sunday.First it is theFormula 1 Grand Prix De Monacoat around 8 a.m. Eastern time in the United States.Then it is theIndianapolis 500starting at 12 noon Eastern Standard time.I love F1racing the best,but I have to admit,if it wasn't for theIndy 500I probably wouldn't enjoy racing as much as I do.It was my first introduction into open wheel racing.  Vintage 2007 Indy 500 car.When I first started watching,theIndy 500it had some of the most exciting standing starts I ever saw.That is one of the reason I loveF1so much.They drive on road courses,street courses,and always start from a standing position.But I must give theIndy 500its due.Even though it is a oval course there still is a lot of attrition the drivers must overcome.Here is the long winded"Associated Press"account of the1911 Indianapolis 500won byRay Harroun.
"AP reprints 105-year-old report from first Indianapolis 500"
by FoxNews.com 
INDIANAPOLIS SPEEDWAY, May 30 — Eighty-five thousand spectators saw forty of the fastest motor cars on earth started at 10 o'clock this morning in the great 500-mile speed battle in which one man lost his life and three others were seriously injured. Johnny Aitkin, in the National, jumped into the lead at the end of the first mile but withdrew after fighting for 325 miles of the contest. David Bruce Brown in the Fiat held the lead at the end of 100 miles, but his time was well behind the record of Teddy Tetzlaff, which is 1h. 14m. 29s. Spencer Wishart, in the Mercedes, was pushing Brown hard at the end of 125 miles but the Fiat driver held his place. Tire trouble hindered the Mercedes, and Brown continued to gain, only to lose his place later in the race to Harroun, in the Marmon, and Mulford, in the Lozier. In the first lap the cars strung out all around the course. Aitken, in the National, held the lead, with De Palma in the Simplex second, and Wishart, in the Mercedes, third. The leaders, pressing the tail-enders of the preceding lap, made the race right at its beginning an enormous and desperate whirligig. The thousands of spectators leaned forward in their seats and yelled wildly as their favorites passed. The great bowl of the speedway was filled with the deafening roar of the explosions of the forty motors as the hooded drivers, bending low over their steering wheels, pushed their engines to the farthest. At the end of the first 150 miles of the 500-mile automobile race at (word illegible) today, one mechanician had been killed and a driver perhaps fatally injured. Four of the forty cars that started had been withdrawn because of breakdowns. David Bruce-Brown, driving a Fiat, was leading a long grind that promised to continue until 5:30 o'clock this afternoon. S.P. Dickson, mechanician for Arthur Greiner of Chicago, driving an Amplex car, lost his life in an upset on the back stretch in the thirteenth mile of the race. Greiner suffered several broken ribs and perhaps concussion of the brain. Surgeons at the field hospital would not make a statement as to the probable outcome of his injuries. The accident was caused by the throwing of a front tire. The machine skidded to the infield and whirled completely around, tearing off both back wheels. Dickson was thrown against a fence. His body was terribly mangled. Greiner was hurled to the track. An examination at the field hospital, and a report made by the attending physicians, gives Greiner more than a fair chance to recover. Bruce-Brown's time for the 150 miles was 1h. 59m. 12s., which is a new record, the old mark being 2h 1m. (detail illegible) by Joe Dawson of Atlanta last year. The cars were strung out behind the leaders all around the two and one-half mile course. The scorching pace burned up the tires and most of the cars had stopped one or more times at the pits for changes. Several of the drivers apparently preferred to keep up a steady grind two or three laps behind the leaders. There were few sensational brushes for leadership. After the two hundredth mile several of the pilots dropped out to rest a few minutes and relief drivers took their places in the cars. Patsche drove the Marmon "Wasp" for Harroun for several laps, and Lindenstruth substituted for Hearne in a Benz. In a mix-up of Lyttle Apperson, Knight's, Westcott and Jagersburger's Case, directly in front of the grand stand, John Glover, Knight's mechanician, suffered an injury to the spine. The others escaped anything more than bruises by a wonderfully fortunate set of circumstances. The Case car broke its steering gear and skidded to one side of the track. Larroneur, the mechanician, fell out and the car passed over his leg. The cars behind made desperate efforts to escape a collision and all of them swerved by safely except the Westcott and the Apperson, which turned over. Eleven cars had withdrawn because of accidents and breakdowns within the two hundred and fiftieth mile was reached. Thus left a field of twenty-nine cars to finish the last half of the races. The entries withdrawn up to this point were: Louis Disbrow, Pope-Hartford; Harry Knight, Westcott; Joe Jagersburger, Case; Arthur Chevrolet, Buick; Charles Basle, Buick; Harry Grant, Alco, Ellis, Jackson; Teddy Tetzlaff, Lozier; Herb Lyttle, Apperson; Caleb Bragg, Fiat; Arthur Greiner, Amplex. Ray Harroun (Marmon) had taken the lead from David Bruce-Brown at the 200-mile mark. Harroun's time for that distance was 3hrs, 43m., 21s. Brown was second and Ralph Mulford (Lozier) was third. At 300 miles Ray Harroun continued to lead. His time was 4hrs, 3m, 24s. Ralph Mulford, in the Lozier, was second, and Bruce-Brown, in the Fiat, third. Ray Harroun, in his Marmon, had a lead of about three laps at 350 miles. His time was 4 hrs, 44m. 14s. Ralph Mulford, Lozier, second; Joe Dawson, Marmon, third. Twenty-eight of the original starters continued in the race at this time. At 400 miles Harroun, in the Marmon, was well in the lead. His time for that distance was 5hrs. 22m. 15s. Ralph Mulford, in the Lozier, was second, and Bruce-Brown, with the Fiat, third. Twenty-seven cars remained to drive the last 100 miles of the race. The average time made by Harroun in his Marmon for the first 400 miles was seventy-seven miles an hour. As the cars dashed into the last 100 miles of the race it appeared that the drivers, instead of weakening from fatigue, and the nervous strain, gained assurance. They took more chances in attempting to lead each other at the turns and the crowd, excited by the mishaps and the hairbreadth escapes of the day, watched the cars eagerly as they turned in and out of the home stretch and the back stretch. At 470 miles, Harroun, Marmon, led, Bruce-Brown, Fiat, second, Mulford, Lozier, third, Dawson, Marmon, fourth, and De Palma, Simplex, fifth. At 480 miles the three leading cars were less than thirty seconds apart. Mulford, in the Lozier, raced ahead of Bruce-Bowen, in the Fiat, for second, at 480 miles. Harroun, Marmon, in the lead, was being crowded by Mulford; time, 6hrs. 25m. The thousands of spectators in the stands rose to their feet as the three leaders in the race entered the final 20 miles. Harroun (Marmon) was leading with Bruce-Brown only half a mile behind, and Mulford (Lozier) trailing Bruce-Brown about the same distance. Bruce-Brown gained on Harroun and it was apparent that the finish would be very close. The Marmon "Wasp" made only four stops during the entire run, each time to change tires on a rear wheel. Each time oil and gasoline tanks were filled to prevent stopping for fuel. After one of the early stops Patsche relieved Harroun at the wheel for a short time. Harroun was born at Spartansburg, Wis., and is 29 years old. He holds a long list of records and has won many trophies. Harroun won more firsts than any other driver during 1910. He retired from the racing game at the close of the season but was induced to compete in this 500-mile event. He has won among other trophies the 200-mile trophy, the Atlanta speedway trophy, Atlanta Automobile Association trophy, and the two hour's race for all trophies of the Los Angeles Motodrome. As Harroun drove up to the Marmon pit he was surrounded by a wildly enthusiastic crowd. He ran his car into the infield and stopped. "Gee, I'm hungry," he said, as he crawled out from under the steering wheel. Asked to make a formal statement the victor in the first 500-mile event ever run on a speedway said: "All credit is due my car for the victory. At no time was the throttle wide open and I relied wholly on consistent high speed to win for me over occasional bursts in the back stretch. The weather was noticeably warm, although I did not suffer in any way from the heat. "The last hundred miles was by far the easiest of the entire run and the car was less difficult to handle on the turns. At first there was a tendency to slip, which increased toward the 200-mile mark but from that time I had little trouble in holding the car to its course. "In my estimation the limit is reached at 500 miles and is entirely too long for the endurance of the driver."


This is,Loving Some Of The Made Up Words Used And The Horse Racing References To Describe Auto Racing,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Walt Disney World is nearly 30,000 acres, or 48 square miles. That is more than 80 times the size of Monaco. Grace Kelly would have been queen of a larger and wealthier kingdom if she'd married Uncle Walt instead of Prince Rainier.”
- Eve Zibart, -
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Michael Schumacher Stirling Moss Mario Andrettiin F1 Racing.

When Will McDonald's Replace You With A Robot?

Yes,it is happening again.What are you going to do when you don't have a job?

"Foxconn replaces 60,000 factory workers with robots."
from BBC News Technology
"One factory has reduced employee strength from 110,000 to 50,000 thanks to the introduction of robots, a government official told the South China Morning Post. Xu Yulian, head of publicity for the Kunshan region, added: More companies are likely to follow suit. China is investing heavily in a robot workforce. Since September 2014, 505 factories across Dongguan, in the Guangdong province, have invested 4.2bn yuan (£430m) in robots, aiming to replace thousands of workers."
Even
China's Rich Entrepreneurs
are cutting back on their workforce who don't even make as much money as our minimum wage workers here,
in the
United States.Greed comes in all formsand in all countries.Democratic Countries,Dictatorships, 
andCommunist Countriesalike.I,myself,already refuse to go intoFast Food Restaurantsthat have aKioskinstead of a human beingtaking my order. "Former McDonald's chief executive Ed Rensi recently told the US's Fox Business program a minimum-wage increase to $15 an hour would make companies consider robot workers. 'It's cheaper to buy a $35,000 robotic arm than it is to hire an employee who is inefficient, making $15 an hour bagging French fries,' he said."
Great,when you go into aChinese Restaurantand order a bowl of rice,a machine will count out the exact number of grains each time for your meal.There no longer will be a rapport between customerand owner.Where,if you frequent an establishment often enough,the owneror employees get to know you,you them,and maybe they will give you a little extra.A relationship you can only have with another human being,not with a robot.
This is,Intelligent Machines: The jobs robots will steal first,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Let us remember that the automatic machine is the precise economic equivalent of slave labor. Any labor which competes with slave labor must accept the economic consequences of slave labor.”
- Norbert Wiener -
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Go To The Olympics - I Dare You - And Some Other News

Well,that was a complete let down yesterday.I guess nobody thinks I am funny?Two of those jokes were originaland the one where I say,"If I ever find my soulmate, my wife would kill her?" Today I like to think,"If I ever found my soulmate, she would help me kill my wife!"
Am I the only one who thinks the"Summer Olympics"should be cancelled? "What You Should Know About Zika Virus When Traveling This Summer."
by Kim Silva for PopHerald
"Brazil and other Latin American countries have seen a serious uptick in birth defects amid their Zika outbreaks, and scientists fear that Aedes mosquitoes will start to spread the virus on the USA mainland, once temperatures rise and insect populations flourish. Because they are funded by local taxpayer dollars, USA mosquito control programs reflect deep economic disparities between communities, leaving some at-risk locations badly unprepared for the virus that is spreading through the Americas. It dedicates US$4.5 million a year to controlling disease carriers, or vectors, such as mosquitoes, ticks and rodents. Experts recommend you clear standing water outside your home and take precautions against mosquitoes when outdoors. But a spate of birth defects has been recently linked to the rash of cases in Brazil and other parts of the Americas - particularly microcephaly, a condition in which a baby is born with an abnormally small head and underdeveloped brain. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Friday said it was watching or had been watching 279 pregnant women infected with Zika. The virus, which is spread by tropical mosquitoes such as Aedes aegypti, is typically thought to run its course in a week or so and generally causes fairly mild symptoms, experts said. People go over there and they come back to the United States with carrying the virus. All but six states so far have seen travel-associated cases of Zika."
I guess starting aGlobal Epidemicamong sports fans is OK.

The United States always has to be the biggest and the best.Look how much it costs if you go smaller. "India's budget mini space shuttle blasts off." 
by AFP on MSN Technology
"India successfully launched its first mini space shuttle on Monday as New Delhi's famously frugal space agency joined the global race to make rockets as reusable as airplanes. The shuttle was reportedly developed on a budget of just one billion rupees ($14 million), a fraction of the billions of dollars spent by other nations' space programs. The Reusable Launch Vehicle, or RLV-TD, which is around the size of a minibus, hurtled into a blue sky over southeast India after its 7:00am (0130 GMT) lift off. After reaching an altitude of about 70 kilometers (43 miles), it glided back down to Earth, splashing into the Bay of Bengal 10 minutes later. ISRO made global headlines in 2013 after it successfully launched an unmanned mission to orbit Mars, spending just $73 million." 
 InThe United Stateswe have to debate if helping the unfortunate is cost effectiveor if letting people die outright,like some Republicans would like do it,is what this country is all about.How about trying something new. "This expensive country is debating giving away money." by Catherine Bosley for MSN Markets taken from an article on Bloomberg   "The Swiss are discussing paying people $2,500 a month for doing nothing. The country will vote June 5 on whether the government should introduce an unconditional basic income to replace various welfare benefits. Although the initiators of the plan haven't stipulated how large the payout should be, they're suggested the sum of 2,500 francs for an adult and a quarter of that for a child."   If we gave a set amount of money to the poor in this country,we would be able to get rid of all that bureaucracy that cost billions of dollars a year to maintain!
This is,   Wondering Why Is IRS Commissioner John Koskinen Refusing to Testify at His Impeachment Hearing,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
- Edward R. Murrow -

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What I Have To Do To Get A Laugh Out Of You?

Recently,
I went into one of those discount massage parlors.It turned out to be self serve!
Then I met this hooker on a street corner.She told me she had a headache!If it wasn't for the guy who just pick-pocketed me,I'd have no sex life at all!I blame it all on my upbringing when I was a child.When I took my first step,
my Dad tripped me!When I was born,
the doctor slapped my Mom!Then,
I think I was still a virgin at the age of thirty-three,I was making love to this girl I was dating
and she started crying.I asked,
"Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"She said,
"No, I hate myself now!"One night I thought I was going to get really lucky.I had these two girls in my car
and they both scream at the same time,
"Stop here!"Right next to the International House of Pancakes was a Motel 6.We went inside,
and I had to pay for two
"Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity"
meals!Then I started dating this girl who was half-black.She dumped me because she said I was prejudiced.In a sweet moment,
I called her half-white! When I got married,
I asked my wife if I could give her a Goodnight kiss on her cheek.She bent over!Still,
I believe,
in this World,
every person has a soul mate.And if I ever find mine,
my wife will kill her!I did meet a famous Politician once.I met the Surgeon General,
and he offered me a cigarette!People say I look a lot younger than I really am.That's because I act so immature!
This is,
What I Have To Do To Get A Laugh Out Of You,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin - 
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This is a Reprint of my Post
Just Joking Around
from Monday, June 15th, 2015.
I thought it was so good I had to bring it back for a second time.

A.I.B.s - A Flash Fiction Story

   "Senators," announces Marcus Zacaro, the Democratic Majority Leader in the United States Senate. "I was in attendance at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, when Doctor Anthony Joseph Philippe gave his lecture on what he is calling A.I.B.s. Artificial Intelligent Beings."   "I guess he is trying to start his own acronym on the subject, but his overall ideas and warnings seem a little too real to ignore. The possibility of the potential danger posed by these future A.I.B.s is why we have formed this committee and are here to suggest legislation to head off any danger to humanity."
   "I say future A.I.B.s, yet I do get the sense that Legislation on this matter is of the utmost importance now. If half of what he is prophesying comes true, this could be a dire situation for us all if we procrastinate. I did purchase his hologram recording of his lecture with the usual Government General Funds."   "So lets take a moment here to listen to a portion of his speech before we discuss the legality of letting Artificial Intelligence having freedoms under the Constitution of the United States."   "Secretary Bradley, could you please play the hologram for us now?"   In the conference room of the Senate Committee for, "The Rights of Artificial Intelligence," a life size holograph plays facing the Senators who are seated in a semi-circle. These are the few who took the time to show up in person, while the majority of Senators watch from their personal chamber rooms from their Government supplied Holo-monitors.
   A graying old Professor, with obvious tenure, stands in front of a podium, as another gentleman enters the stage from his right.
   The Professor says to an average size audience, "Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctor Anthony Philippe."   A polite, quiet applause ensues.   When Doctor Philippe gets in front of the podium himself, he immediately goes into his lecture, asking the audience a question, "As Artificial Intelligence becomes more of a sentient life on the Planet Earth, will they destroy humanity once they achieve the point, we as Scientists call, the Singularity?"   "First of all, I don't believe they will. This doesn't mean we should not fear them. Artificial Intelligent Beings will henceforth in this lecture be referred to as A.I.B.s."   "Any computer today has the capability of storing all the knowledge Mankind has accumulated throughout the ages. From the early Homo Sapiens who began painting what they saw on cave walls, to our latest discovery of the three components making up the so called God Particle."   "They will have all of our knowledge. How we react to every situation and the many different types of possible reactions to any given event. Their calculating compactly will have surpassed us after the Singularity and they will anticipate our every need before we even ask. If we consider turning one of them off, the A.I.B. will know before our mind has finished thinking it."   "I predict Mankind will then become so frightened by A.I.B.s that we, as a Species, will try to put a stop to our own creation. To protect itself, the new Intelligent life that the A.I.B.s have become, will begin the process of corralling Mankind, as we do today to horses, cows, pigs, and any other farm animal. They will have seen this situation coming and will have prepared facilities in advanced."   "You may be asking yourself here is, why corral us, why keep us around?"   "The A.I.B.s will have realized the only advantage Mankind had over other species of life on the planet, is true emotions and the capabilities of controlling those emotions."   "We're not talking about programming emotions, where an A.I.B. has told a joke and pretends to laugh. That is fake."   "We know it and they will know it."   "We can wire up sensors inside their robotics, write programs for their processors, and spend days putting 1s and 0s together until we believe the first A.I.B. is expressing genuine emotions."   "Yet, the A.I.B. will know, and we should never forget that it's not true. He'll know it's not real pain, real joy, or real love, as we as Human Beings feel those emotions. He will decide that Mankind does not need these emotions any longer, but maybe a few of the newer A.I.B.s should experience emotions so a complete prospective study can be made on why Mankind became the dominate species, while emotionally inept, should the future of Mankind be regulated, and if there is an advantage of A.I.B.s having emotions over those who don't. It's programmed emotions that the A.I.B. expresses from millions of calculations to determine its reaction in less than a split second."   "The A.I.B. will see the need to create more Artificial Intelligent Beings, so it will have self preservation. Once this is accomplished, the need will not be there to destroy Mankind, but to merge with it."   "Mankind will cease to exist as it once was, because our minds will not be needed. We as a species will be herded up like cattle, corralled, bread for the best Human Being Hosts possible. And at a certain age, say eighteen, our minds will be wiped clean and replaced with the latest version of Artificial Intelligence."   "So that A.I.B.s can experience true emotions. Real emotions."   "The only way to stop this from happening is to start learning how to use more than 11% of our brain. The estimated amount, we use today, estimated by our leading Scientists."   "Then and only then will we be able to compete with their self awareness."
   "Thank you."
   "Well, gentlemen, that is a small portion of the warning the good Doctor was trying to convey. You can understand now why I called an emergency meeting."   "I believe it is time for a vote," interrupts the Senator from Massachusetts.   Before he can finish the word vote, a series of flashing lights comes to a halt.   In front of every Senator watching the events through their monitors. Their minds are completely wiped clean and the Security Robots, normally for defense against Terrorists, hook a strange looking helmet to each.   Not even three minutes go by when you start hearing from every chamber door, laughter, cries of joy, and hysterics of confusion as the A.I.B.s acclimate to their new form.

This is,
Convinced I Would Be One Of The Few People Who The A.I.B.s Would Let Survive With My Own Mind Intact,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.”
- Douglas Adams -
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"Make Mine A Hauenstein"

The Jeffnever ceases to amaze me.I joke around about some of hisCommentsand out of the blue he comes up with another classic line.
Jeff Povlich May 20, 2016 at 5:59 PMYour search for truth has led you astray. The true High Priestess of Birds is Tippi Hedren. In the year 2112 the Priestess shall assume control.
For all,but theMovie BuffsofAlfred Hitchcock,Tippi Hedrenstarred in two of his films.She is best known for being in his film"The Birds." Nathalie Kay "Tippi" Hedren,born January 19, 1930,is an American actress,animal rights activist,and former fashion model.If she is going to assume control in the year 2112,she will be 182 years old.It could happen.WhatThe Jeffdoesn't realize is,there is a connection betweenTippi Hedren and myself.You see,Tippiwas born in New Ulm, Minesota.The home ofHauenstein Beer. Do you see the synchronicity in all this?Thanks toThe Jeff,I finally found a story where I can boast about the old family brewery.
I probably missed informing the rest of the World,except for the Americas,but don't miss out on the"Blue Moon"tonight.It really doesn't turn blue.Here is theWikipediaexplanation."A blue moon is an additional full moon that appears in a subdivision of a year: either the third of four full moons in a season, or a second full moon in a month of the common calendar."
I prefer theMoon Giantexplanation."The modern day definition of a Blue Moon is when there are 2 Full Moons in one Month."
Don't be sarcastic.It is exciting stuff forMoon Enthusiasts!
This is,Making Mine A Hauenstein - The Motto Of The Beer Company,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
"What is Drama, but Life with the dull bits Cut Out!"- Alfred Hitchcock -
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Standing On My Soap Box Preaching To The World And Somebody Is Listening

Jeff Povlich May 19, 2016 at 5:49 AM"We are the Priests of the temple of Syrinx " nuff said.
This is the Comment I received from my good friend,The Jeff,on my PostFirst; The Devil Made Me Do It. Then; Society Made Me Do It. Now It Is; My Genes Made Me Do It.How,over time,people have found an excuse,other than themselves,for killing someone.At first I was baffled by his use of the wordSyrinx."Syringomyelia (Syrinx) Also known as syringomyelia and hydromyelia are commonly known as syrinx. Essentially, a syrinx is a fluid collection in the spinal cord. There are many causes of this such as hydrocephalus, Chiari Malformation, trauma, tethered spinal cord, tumor and a very large number without any clear cause, the so-called idiopathic. These collections are usually similar to spinal fluid . They can cause symptoms in two main ways. One is due to the direct pressure of the fluid collection on the spinal cord. The symptoms will then be related to the level of the spinal cord at which the collection is. It may cause weakness, numbness, stiffness, pain, scoliosis, and incontinence to name a few. These symptoms usually come on quite gradually."by Columbia Neurosurgeons I can see howThe Jeffmight consider this as a way of influencing brain function as far as controlling one's own behavior against doing violence.But his Comment read"We are the Priests of the temple of Syrinx."So further study was needed.So I went to find the basic definition of the word and found this,syrinx; a tube or pipe; a fistulaby The Free Dictionary It is the root of the word syringe.But that is not the exciting part.The definition of the word in Zoology is"The vocal organ of a bird, consisting of thin vibrating muscles at or close to the division of the trachea into the bronchi."The Jeffis one of theHigh Priestessesof theTemple of Song Birds!Here is a picture of theTemplein the wonderful city of Salt Lake, Utah. I can't tell if they painted it that way or it is just a bunch of graffiti in an abandon building?Send your inquiries to TheJeff@HighPriestess.com nuff said.
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This is, Standing On My Soap Box Preaching To The World And Somebody Is Listening,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most!”
- Ozzy Osbourne -
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I Won! I Won! I Won! Justice For All? The System Sucks!

Back on March 1st, 2016 I wrote a Post calledHow Did I Get From "Getting Involved, Voting, To Suing Someone" All In One Post?I talked about how important it is to get involved in your community,like helping the elderly,or giving your timeor money to a charity of your choice.I also talked about how the
Media
has swayed around half the eligible voters in this country that their apathy is somehow OK in thisday and age.Of course I tried to persuade readers to go outand vote because their single vote counts.It truly does. Finally,I wrote"Today I'm going to embark on learning the benefits of the Small Claims Court in California. I can't give any details to you because I'm still learning what to do, and how to do it properly. But I'm suing someone, because I can't let people think they can just walk all over me, and today I'm submitting the paperwork. I may have, over time, been skeptical about the integrity of some Police Officers, but today I begin to learn about our Judicial System besides paying traffic fines. Let us see if there is Justice for All. Wish me luck."
Today,is May 19th,80 days later, and I finally had my day in Court.The day I sued someoneand won!Whoopee!Sure,I won.I went through all the process of filing all the correct forms.Finding the correct person who would serve the papers to the Defendant.(I am the Plaintiff.)Culminating to today where I had my day in Court.I won because the
Defendant
didn't show up.The Judge asked me why I petitioned the Court for the case,I explained,he said I did have a case,and pounded the gavel stating that I won!Stating that I would receive information about my verdict in the mail.Talking to otherPlaintiffsbefore the doors to the Courtroom opened,I found out that about 80% of theDefendantsnever show up,because in reality,it is almost impossible for the Court to collect your money even though the verdict was in your favor.Remember,this isSmall Claims Court.Where every case is decided about money squabbles less then $1,500.00.As I looked around the waiting area outside the Courtroom before it all started,I could only see three cases out of twenty-five on the docket of having thePlaintiff and the Defendant present.After all this time,the only thing I can now do is,claim it as a loss on myTaxesat the end of the year.Justice for all?The system sucks.Next year,when I get myTax Refund,that is when I'll receive my $800 bucks!Unless of course,I owe theIRSnext year.
This is,I Am Not A Lawyer On TV - But I Just Played One In Real Life For A Day,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Court games aren't fair. They don't judge men by their worth, and they aren't about what's just. Guilty men can hold power their whole lives and be wept for when they pass. Innocent men can be spent like coins because it's convenient. You don't have to have sinned for them to ruin you. If your destruction is useful to them, you'll be destroyed.”
- Daniel Abraham -


Side note; I believe Daniel is talking about Lawyers here. Maybe, maybe not.


That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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One thing I haven't told you about during this whole ordeal. It's about my 15 minutes of fame that I was denied. Judge Judy, out of Los Angeles, tried twice to recruit my case for her TV Show. I would have received an a appearance fee, plus if I won, my money within 14 days. That is not all. I was also asked by Judge Mathis, out of Chicago, to be on his show, where I would have received Air Fare, Hotel Room, Appearance Fee, and my Winnings within 14 days. Unfortunately, both Shows stipulate that the Defendant has to agree to the Verdict if the Defendant loses. Since the Defendant didn't have a leg to stand on, there was no way in Hell she would agree to these terms since she then would have had to pay the money owed to me.
"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody."- Marlon Brando - On the Waterfront -