Marguerite Bennett's Blog, page 250
August 31, 2016
queercuddleslut:
aviself:
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*
*absentmindedly...
*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*
*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*
August 30, 2016
kumagawa:
WHY DOES THE JP AVENGERS POSTER MAKE IT LOOK LIKE...
WHY DOES THE JP AVENGERS POSTER MAKE IT LOOK LIKE TEYRE TRYING TO KILL HAWKEYES FAMILY OMM
House descriptions with sass
Gryffindor
-*finishes a story* “omg that reminds me of that time..”
-“am i genuinely excited or just humble bragging, probably both? you’ll never know?”
-*tries to fix hair way too often*
-“literally everyone is my fam”
-“yeah let’s hang out!! but only for like 5min because i have other plans”
Ravenclaw
-“i don’t brag often but fuck yes i know i’m one of a kind”
-“yes i’m aware i look like shit but i’ve weighted the smell:no shower ratio and i can last until tomorrow at 3:48am”
-“omg get these humans away from me RIGHT NOW”
-“i did see that meme. i’ve seen all memes. just give up with your dignity”
-“okay you’re right but my reasons are better”
Hufflepuff
-“fine yes cut me to get on the fucking bus it’s not fucking going anyWHERE”
-“living cute and drama free”
-“breathe and maybe the bad thing will go away” *it doesnt* “well fUCK”
-*small incident* “literally did not sign up for this”
-“god i’m so full” *sees friend with food* “are you gonna finish that?”
Slytherin
-“i hate people” “you’re a person” “yes but i’m literally better”
-“excuses are pointless”
-“my blood is 98% coffee and 120% GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE”
-“are you actually trying to intimidate me? lol cute”
-“my loyalty, my choice. you break that? you deal with it, cause i’m gone”
Mmhmmm.
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