Bart King's Blog, page 4
January 1, 2019
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
This will never not make me laugh.
Found this note inside a copy of Beverly Cleary’s BEEZUS AND RAMONA ...
... and now I can’t rest until I know if Miles got his money!
Sorry, it's not a very old Lang sign.
(You know, Auld Lang Syne?)At the gym:
ME: Look at all these New-Year’s-resolution people working out, lol
EVERYONE ELSE: Why is that bald guy sitting on the rowing machine backwards?
EVERYONE ELSE: Why is that bald guy sitting on the rowing machine backwards?
December 5, 2018
SPY STUFF: One of the best books of 2018?
The good people at Powell's Books have posted their best kids' and young adult books of 2018 . . . and The Pocket Guide to Spy Stuff is on the list! (A big thank you to this mysterious "Gigi L.")
"Hello, is this the sign shop? It is? Good. I need a new butt!"
... said the cigar-store owner, after a storm knocked down his old sign.
[bookstore moments]
PERSON 1: I need a new butt.
PERSON 2: What?! Why would you say that—
PERSON 1 (holds up book)
