Bart King's Blog, page 21

T-GIF!

Listen, I can't share any gifs right now cuz I'm doing housework. [image error]
I'm exhausted from that! Time to take a fun break.
O-kay...maybe it's time to go outside. One, two, ready? AHHHHHH!

Sound familiar?

Correction of the Week!

Okay, it's bad enough that they called hot dogs "sandwiches" . . . But spelling ketchup as "catchup"? Cancel my subscription!

Two Things:

1. There is clearly quite a story here. 2. I would prefer not to know what it is.

DEFEAT OF THE CLAW MACHINE

Mom just sent me an old home movie of my first dunk.

Such a great memory!

I don't know who drew this...

...but this comic has been cracking me up!

T-GIF!

You know who cracks me up? People who get mad at inanimate things. My best friend used to do this ALL the time. He'd stub his toe on a chair, then kick the chair — and hurt his foot even more! With that in mind, may I present...
But then there are the people who are SO cool, inanimate objects work with them. Take this dude — and dig the hair flip!

What’s something that nobody looks cool doing?

Dan Rubinstein asks, “What’s something that nobody looks cool doing? I’ve got running with a backpack on and swatting at bees.” Other responses: Eating a cupcakeCatching a bouncing ping pong ballGetting on or off a ski lift.Drinking from a straw.Switching from sunglasses to eyeglassesTaking off a turtleneckGetting into or out of a hammockUsing a couponTrying to hold together & eat a hard taco after your first bite shatters the shellWearing a jersey in the standsPokémon GoPutting a belt back on after going through airport securityWalking downhill fastHaving “Happy Birthday” sung to youWalking into a spider webDog paddlingSlow-jogging through a crosswalk at a 4-way stop in flip-flops while cars are waitingHaving the hiccupsPutting on pillow casesFishing through change to find the exact amountBacking up on a motorcycleWalking in ski boots

That's pretty cool — hey!"

The elegant flying fish evades it's underwater predators by taking flight...