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My friend just posted this on my Facebook page.
This is a totally weird coincidence, because I was Bart King last night too!
In real life, I'm actually Bartholomew. This name can also lead to problems, one of which was captured in the classic film Spaceballs, after John Candy's character ("Barf") was asked for his full name:
November 1, 2017
A SHORT HORROR STORY
There was an unexpected knock at the door.
Let that sink in.
(With a nod to Tom Tomorrow.)
A SLIGHTLY LONGER HORROR STORY
His fingers met a soft, plastic-wrapped object.
Jerking his hand out of the pocket, he tried to remember the last time he’d worn this coat. Was it for a dog walk—last week?
And in a chilling rush, two words sprang to his mind: Biodegradable bag.
Let that sink in.
(With a nod to Tom Tomorrow.)A SLIGHTLY LONGER HORROR STORY
His fingers met a soft, plastic-wrapped object.
Jerking his hand out of the pocket, he tried to remember the last time he’d worn this coat. Was it for a dog walk—last week?
And in a chilling rush, two words sprang to his mind: Biodegradable bag.
Notes I Took on Last Night's Trick-or-Treaters
1. Our second trick-or-treater was dressed as Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman into space.
