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September 26, 2014
The Human Experience (Interview with Claire Ashby, Author of WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME)
Welcome, welcome my friends! Today we have a very special guest on the blog, one of my favorite people in the whole world and one that fans of the blog will already be familiar with: Claire Ashby!
[cheering]
Claire is here today to promote her debut novel, WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. She has agreed to come on the blog today and submit to the usual gibberish questions that I ask my guests, so instead I FLIPPED THE SCRIPT and asked her ordinary ones. Take that, expectations!
Now let's meet the author, and then dive right into the interview. Oh, and make sure to stick around for the giveaway at the end!
About Claire Ashby:
Claire Ashby was born and raised in the heart of Atlanta. At a young age, she began keeping journals and over time embellished the details of her quiet days. Eventually, she let go of reality altogether and delved completely into the world of fiction.
When she’s not reading or writing, she spends her time watching extreme survival shows and taking long walks after nightfall. She has an unnatural love of high places, but still regrets the time she skydived solo. She believes some things are better left to the imagination. She resides in Austin with her family and a pack of wild dogs.
You can follow her on Facebook, Twitter, or her website.
Interview:
SK: Welcome, welcome, Claire! Thanks for stopping by. Let's dive right in. Your male lead, Theo, is a GWOT veteran. Was it difficult for you to put yourself into a military mindset? What kind of research did you do?
CA: Incredibly difficult. I’ve never served in war. I started reading military blogs and I discovered all these raw, brilliant accounts of day-to-day life. Military blogs share the human experience, in a way I didn’t find in the media. They’re first person accounts of war in real time: you’re not here, but this is what’s really happening.
I also talked to a lot of people, read books, watched movies. One of the books that left the biggest impression on me was, WAR, by Sebastian Junger. Sebastian Junger also made the deeply moving documentary, RESTREPO, with Tim Hetherington, about a 15-month tour spent with a platoon in Afghanistan.
SK: Theo lost his leg during the war and I thought you handled such a sensitive subject particularly well. Did you run into any difficulties portraying a Wounded Warrior?
CA: Well, it’s heartbreaking. Since 2001, almost 2,000 Americans have had battle-injuries that lead to amputation. But again, we’re talking about warriors here, and I read story after story of veterans fighting to recover. Fighting to get their lives back on track.
SK: Romance is kind of horrifying to me, yet WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME was one of the best books I've ever read. How did you make your novel so appealing to male readers?
CA: Wow—thank you! I didn’t aim to make my story appealing to male readers, I just told Meg and Theo’s story the best I could.
SK: I understand you're very active in the (shudder) romance author’s community. Can you tell us a little bit about what groups you belong to and what events you've done?
CA: I’m a member of the Romance Writers of America. If you write romance or woman’s fiction, RWA is the place to be. They offer the best workshops, monthly meetings, writing contests, critique groups, and an annual conference that will blow you away.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, Claire! Everyone on the staff here is wishing you the best of luck with your debut.
About WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME:
Meg Michaels, a bookstore owner, has already walked away from two cheating exes. She’s learned her lesson and has her mind set on success—until she gets knocked up. Embarrassed and unwilling to discuss her situation with friends and family, she wears layers to hide the pregnancy.
When Meg gets sick at a party, she’s mortified. Even worse, Theo Taylor, the guest of honor, discovers her secret. Theo, an Army medic wounded in the war, agrees not to reveal her condition, and the two forge a bond of friendship that blossoms into love.
Theo is soon filling all of Meg’s late-night cravings—and not just the pregnancy-induced ones. But can their love overcome all the obstacles that stand between them and creating a happy family?
The novel is available exclusively on Amazon, and is free for KindleUnlimited subscribers! Make sure to pick up a copy and tell your friends about it on Goodreads.
Read an Excerpt
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[cheering]
Claire is here today to promote her debut novel, WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. She has agreed to come on the blog today and submit to the usual gibberish questions that I ask my guests, so instead I FLIPPED THE SCRIPT and asked her ordinary ones. Take that, expectations!
Now let's meet the author, and then dive right into the interview. Oh, and make sure to stick around for the giveaway at the end!
About Claire Ashby:
Claire Ashby was born and raised in the heart of Atlanta. At a young age, she began keeping journals and over time embellished the details of her quiet days. Eventually, she let go of reality altogether and delved completely into the world of fiction.
When she’s not reading or writing, she spends her time watching extreme survival shows and taking long walks after nightfall. She has an unnatural love of high places, but still regrets the time she skydived solo. She believes some things are better left to the imagination. She resides in Austin with her family and a pack of wild dogs.
You can follow her on Facebook, Twitter, or her website.
Interview:
SK: Welcome, welcome, Claire! Thanks for stopping by. Let's dive right in. Your male lead, Theo, is a GWOT veteran. Was it difficult for you to put yourself into a military mindset? What kind of research did you do?
CA: Incredibly difficult. I’ve never served in war. I started reading military blogs and I discovered all these raw, brilliant accounts of day-to-day life. Military blogs share the human experience, in a way I didn’t find in the media. They’re first person accounts of war in real time: you’re not here, but this is what’s really happening.
I also talked to a lot of people, read books, watched movies. One of the books that left the biggest impression on me was, WAR, by Sebastian Junger. Sebastian Junger also made the deeply moving documentary, RESTREPO, with Tim Hetherington, about a 15-month tour spent with a platoon in Afghanistan.
SK: Theo lost his leg during the war and I thought you handled such a sensitive subject particularly well. Did you run into any difficulties portraying a Wounded Warrior?
CA: Well, it’s heartbreaking. Since 2001, almost 2,000 Americans have had battle-injuries that lead to amputation. But again, we’re talking about warriors here, and I read story after story of veterans fighting to recover. Fighting to get their lives back on track.
SK: Romance is kind of horrifying to me, yet WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME was one of the best books I've ever read. How did you make your novel so appealing to male readers?
CA: Wow—thank you! I didn’t aim to make my story appealing to male readers, I just told Meg and Theo’s story the best I could.
SK: I understand you're very active in the (shudder) romance author’s community. Can you tell us a little bit about what groups you belong to and what events you've done?
CA: I’m a member of the Romance Writers of America. If you write romance or woman’s fiction, RWA is the place to be. They offer the best workshops, monthly meetings, writing contests, critique groups, and an annual conference that will blow you away.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, Claire! Everyone on the staff here is wishing you the best of luck with your debut.
About WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME:
Meg Michaels, a bookstore owner, has already walked away from two cheating exes. She’s learned her lesson and has her mind set on success—until she gets knocked up. Embarrassed and unwilling to discuss her situation with friends and family, she wears layers to hide the pregnancy.
When Meg gets sick at a party, she’s mortified. Even worse, Theo Taylor, the guest of honor, discovers her secret. Theo, an Army medic wounded in the war, agrees not to reveal her condition, and the two forge a bond of friendship that blossoms into love.
Theo is soon filling all of Meg’s late-night cravings—and not just the pregnancy-induced ones. But can their love overcome all the obstacles that stand between them and creating a happy family?
The novel is available exclusively on Amazon, and is free for KindleUnlimited subscribers! Make sure to pick up a copy and tell your friends about it on Goodreads.
Read an Excerpt
a Rafflecopter giveaway
September 24, 2014
More Trifecta Winners!
Some of you may recall a few weeks ago I highlighted a few of my favorite reviewers after they completed the Kozeniewski Trifecta (reviewing BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.) This is a rare and illustrious fraternity, and I'm happy to announce today that we have a few more exemplars of good taste joining it.
Shawn Remfrey
Meet Shawn! This is the person that most of you authors, publishers and whatnot keep in contact with! I am the owner and head reviewer of Literary Litter. I also do reviews for Minding Spot. I've been an avid reader since the age of five and a reviewer for several years. What keeps me busiest, though, is helping authors through the beginning phase of their books.
You can find Shawn on Twitter, her website Literary Litter, and the LL Facebook page.
And here are the links to Shawn's completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
Nikki Howard
I have an incurable book addiction and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I will buy a book based on its cover alone. I love promoting authors. I am... the Ultimate Reader.
You can find Nikki on Twitter, her website Horror After Dark, and the HAD Facebook page.
And here are the links to Nikki's completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
Mary Fan
Mary Fan lives in New Jersey, where she is currently working in financial marketing. She has also resided in North Carolina, Hong Kong, and Beijing, China. She has been an avid reader for as long as she can remember and especially enjoys the infinite possibilities and out-of-this-world experiences of science fiction and fantasy.
Mary has a B.A. in Music, specializing in composition, from Princeton University and enjoys writing songs as much as writing stories. She also enjoys kickboxing, opera singing, and exploring new things--she'll try almost anything once.
You can find her on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, her blog, or her website.
And here are the links to her completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
Shawn Remfrey
Meet Shawn! This is the person that most of you authors, publishers and whatnot keep in contact with! I am the owner and head reviewer of Literary Litter. I also do reviews for Minding Spot. I've been an avid reader since the age of five and a reviewer for several years. What keeps me busiest, though, is helping authors through the beginning phase of their books.
You can find Shawn on Twitter, her website Literary Litter, and the LL Facebook page.
And here are the links to Shawn's completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
Nikki Howard
I have an incurable book addiction and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I will buy a book based on its cover alone. I love promoting authors. I am... the Ultimate Reader.
You can find Nikki on Twitter, her website Horror After Dark, and the HAD Facebook page.
And here are the links to Nikki's completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
Mary Fan
Mary Fan lives in New Jersey, where she is currently working in financial marketing. She has also resided in North Carolina, Hong Kong, and Beijing, China. She has been an avid reader for as long as she can remember and especially enjoys the infinite possibilities and out-of-this-world experiences of science fiction and fantasy.
Mary has a B.A. in Music, specializing in composition, from Princeton University and enjoys writing songs as much as writing stories. She also enjoys kickboxing, opera singing, and exploring new things--she'll try almost anything once.
You can find her on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, her blog, or her website.
And here are the links to her completed trifecta: BRAINEATER JONES, THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO, and BILLY AND THE CLONEASAURUS.
September 22, 2014
Release Announcement: AT HELL'S GATES
Hey, everybody, I'm very happy to announce the release of the AT HELL'S GATES charity anthology, featuring my short story EXPLODING SHIT ZOMBIES, set in the GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO universe. It's now available for purchase as an ebook on Amazon and Smashwords. (Paperback coming soon!)
All proceeds from this anthology go to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, a charity dedicated to supporting Wounded Warriors suffering from PTSD and TBI. I just picked up my copy to help support this worthy cause, and I hope you will as well.
Just a quick reminder: every book's success depends on word-of-mouth. If you'd be so kind as to share or tweet this new release on social media, or even just tell your friends about it in person, I'd be very grateful.
Thanks so much to all my friends, family, and fans for making this release and my entire writing career possible!
September 19, 2014
September 17, 2014
BRAINEATER JONES Cartoon (OIAF Update)
Well, my friends, it's that time. If you've been following me on FB or even casually on the blog here you've probably heard me mention the Ottawa International Animation Festival a few times. Zee Risek, owner of Flying Iguana Animation Inc., is going to be pitching the BRAINEATER JONES animated series for the next few days. In fact, for all I know, he may be pitching it right this second.
*hyperventilating*
Okay. Well. The fun news for you guys is I've seen the final pitch packet. And it's a whopper. I've already posted some of the preliminary sketches here and some of the finished work here. Here are the last few pieces of art that you've never seen before. If you still haven't and you've never heard me make this plea before, please consider leaving a review for BJ here so that Zee will have an easier time selling a well-reviewed product. Godspeed, Zee! And thanks for all your support, everybody!
This splash page originally contained Zee's contact info, but I'm guessing he doesn't want me splashing his cell phone all over the internet. Or maybe he does? Doesn't matter. We're all about to blow up anyway and then we won't be able to beat off the Paparazzi with sticks.
Kumaree Tong, the femme fatale. I like how she's smoking. In the book she smokes (SPOILER ALERT!) Chesterfields. You can also see on her arm where the makeup is sort of rubbing away.
Lazar (aka Russ, aka Forday, aka aka aka etc.) the ultimate huckster. Come on, don't you just trust that what he's selling you is legit? Just look at how earnest he seems!
*hyperventilating*
Okay. Well. The fun news for you guys is I've seen the final pitch packet. And it's a whopper. I've already posted some of the preliminary sketches here and some of the finished work here. Here are the last few pieces of art that you've never seen before. If you still haven't and you've never heard me make this plea before, please consider leaving a review for BJ here so that Zee will have an easier time selling a well-reviewed product. Godspeed, Zee! And thanks for all your support, everybody!
This splash page originally contained Zee's contact info, but I'm guessing he doesn't want me splashing his cell phone all over the internet. Or maybe he does? Doesn't matter. We're all about to blow up anyway and then we won't be able to beat off the Paparazzi with sticks.
Kumaree Tong, the femme fatale. I like how she's smoking. In the book she smokes (SPOILER ALERT!) Chesterfields. You can also see on her arm where the makeup is sort of rubbing away.
Lazar (aka Russ, aka Forday, aka aka aka etc.) the ultimate huckster. Come on, don't you just trust that what he's selling you is legit? Just look at how earnest he seems!
September 15, 2014
Getting Published is What Happens when You're Supposed to Be Doing Other Things (An Interview with H.E. Goodhue, author of TIDAL GRAVE)
Welcome, blogodiles! It's rare that I actually get starstruck by a guest who comes on the blog. Most of you are scum and you know it. (Sorry! Sorry! Kidding! Kidding!)
Nevertheless, today's guest is a horror author I've admired for a while, ever since the mortifying cover to his third novel first blazed itself indelibly into the backs of my retinas. (Don't worry, we'll talk about that in the interview.)
I'm talking, of course, about the inimitable and amazing H.E. Goodhue, author of the brand-spanking new TIDAL GRAVE! Let's get to know the man first, and then jump right into the interview.
About H.E. Goodhue:
H.E. Goodhue is an author and educator. Goodhue's series, ZOMBIE YOUTH (Severed Press) has been called “unrelenting”, “thrilling and exciting” by both fellow authors and literary critics. Goodhue is also the author of PINK SLIME, LOVE BUG, TIDAL GRAVE, and the the soon to be released, DRY ROT. H.E. Goodhue currently resides in New Jersey with his wife, daughter and two hardheaded pit bulls.
You can find out more about him on Amazon, Facebook, and Twitter.
Interview:
SK: Hi, H.E.! Thanks for being with us today.
HEG: Hey Stephen! I'm happy to be here, but being that I basically broke in, I guess I should just be happy that you don't have a guard dog or baseball bat.
SK: Ha ha, if only you knew how I felt about both dogs and baseball. Let's get started. If you could eat anyone's brains, living or dead, whose brains would you eat?
HEG: Man, that's a tough question. I can only eat one? I'm not a glutton or anything like that. Hell, I'm actually a vegetarian - I know that you (Mr. IH8Veggies) and I will have to agree to disagree on this one. But anyway, what's the point of being undead if I have to have self control? Although you didn't specify that I was a zombie, which brings this question to an entirely new and uncomfortable level. Do you have a hole in your basement floor and a basket with lotion in it?
I guess, the straightforward answer seems like it should be someone like Einstein or Lincoln, but that's too easy. Keith Richards would be an interesting one, though I'm not sure what's knocking around in there. But in truth, since I've become a father and my daughter discovered Caillou, I'd want to eat the brain of the person who created that awful show. Hopefully, I'd eat their brain before they had time to release that evil little monster into the world. Granted, I might need a time machine to pull that off. Is it okay that I base my answer upon the availability of a time machine?
SK: [actually laughing] I can't believe someone actually read my IH8Veggies article! That's awesome! Yes, time machines are naturally fine. But as for the "alleged" lotion hole, I plead the 5th. Moving on...how did you get hooked up with our mutual publisher, the legendary Severed Press?
HEG: Honestly, I was supposed to be doing other things. I was sitting in a graduate class, which was awful, and was editing ZOMBIE YOUTH: PLAYGROUND POLITICS instead of listening to the recycled drivel that was wafting back to me from the front of the room. Randomly, I wondered if a publisher would be interested in ZY, so I started submitting it to them online - again, not doing what I was supposed to do. I ended up with three publishers interested in it, but Severed stood out. They appreciated the genre, put out quality books and didn't ask their authors to sign deals in blood. Severed Press had a solid reputation and I was happy to sign on with them.
SK: Let me just get this out of the way: your cover for PINK SLIME is the. Grossest. Cover. I have ever seen. I'm sure there's a story behind both its conception and creation.
HEG: THANK YOU! I love that cover! As I said before, I'm a vegetarian, but that's not really where PINK SLIME came from. I'm not really into preaching to people or thinking that my way is the right way. But anyway, I had been hard at work on the ZOMBIE YOUTH series and got to a point in one of the books where I was offing characters left and right. I realized that I was a little burnt and needed a palate cleanser.
Don't get me wrong, I love writing and reading about zombies, but I wanted to write about a monster than didn't get much love, something that wasn't corrupted to make it more palatable. I'm tired of monsters becoming shiny or too human. They serve a purpose and it gets lost when they sparkle, which is why I always liked the blob. It's a pure monster. There is no way to make the blob sexy, at least no way outside of Japanese comic books. I strung this thought together with aliens, cheeseburgers and that gross pink crap they cut ground beef with and decided to try and write a story using that as a prompt.
PINK SLIME oozed out of that brain break and granted I'm biased, but I think it's a solid story. It's definitely horror, but it's got some funny parts and a guy named Squirrel, so what's not to love? Severed Press was crazy enough to pick it up. When it came time to design the cover everyone kind of shrugged. So I said how about a pile of cheeseburgers oozing slime? I didn't really think it would happen, but a day later Severed sent me three beautifully sticky options for the cover.
The "winner."
SK: (E-mail me the other two. I'm not kidding. I have to know what the rejects looked like...) I understand you're from New Jersey. First of all: my condolences. Second of all: where do you do the shore thing? Wildwood? Cape May?
HEG: Hey now, don't start insulting the great Garbage State! That stupid show was full of morons, that for the most part, weren't even from my state. I grew up pretty close to the beach. Fortunately they were smaller beaches that didn't have pretty names like Wildwood or Cape May. I learned to surf at a beach called 'The Pit', which was a pretty accurate name. It really was a pit of rocks that you had to climb down to get to a small strip of sand and ocean. Some days you'd find more beer balls than shells, but it was still a great place. Sadly, some soulless developer bought the land and built condos. All the good places go toe up eventually, but I still love the good ole' Armpit of America. I honestly don't think I could manage living in another state. Jersey has great folklore, crazy people and good music - I'd miss it too much to ever leave.
SK: Nah, trust me, I have enough personal experience with New Jersey (shudder) not to base my preconceptions on The Sopranos. Next question: Was school a LORD OF THE FLIES-style ordeal for you? I'm just looking at your ZOMBIE YOUTH series here and extrapolating...
HEG: That's not an uncommon assumption for people to make when they look at the ZY series, but in truth, school really wasn't that bad for me. Everyone thinks I was Piggy, which probably should make me feel bad, but whatever. I'm not exorcising educational demons in ZOMBIE YOUTH. Sure, I suffered the usual embarrassments and rites of passage - in 6th grade I tripped an entire line of people during the Electric Slide at my first school dance. I still hate that song, but not school per se.
ZOMBIE YOUTH is set in a school for a couple of reasons. First, a fellow teacher and I were talking about what would happen if zombies ever got loose in a school. I kept arguing that the students would do much better than the adults because they were more resilient and hadn't committed to one way of thinking. And second, schools are where young people prepare to run the world, but lately it seems like their abilities are being seriously underestimated and undermined.
When it came time to pick a title for the book my wife suggested ZOMBIE YOUTH because of an article she had just read. It used the term to devalue young people and rambled on about how they were unprepared and the world was swirling the bowl. I seriously disagreed and wanted to use the term against them.
I ran with these ideas and created a world where the students literally would have to run everything and have no guidance. It felt right that a school would be their base of operations.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, H.E. Any parting shots for your fans?
HEG: Thank you! I appreciate you allowing me to wander over and stay for a bit. Everyone says it, but I truly do appreciate each and every person who takes the time to read something that I have written. Through writing I have met some very cool people (both readers and writers) and I whole-heartedly appreciate their feedback and support. Please feel free to find me on Facebook or Twitter.
I've got a few things in the works with Severed Press right now - a new zombie series and quite possibly some more sea monster mayhem. My latest book, TIDAL GRAVE, just came out and people seem to be enjoying it, so I'd say it might be worth a read.
Thanks again for having me! Like Severed Press, you're one of the few who are doing things right. Too often authors find themselves jealous of rank, sales or deals, but as far as I'm concerned we're all in this together and should celebrate success because it draws more attention and respect to the horror genre.
About TIDAL GRAVE:
Every summer the residents of Sunset Island are besieged by an ungodly plague - tourists. Ray Weller, known to most as The Captain, pilots the ferry that brings the very thing he hates to the shores of his beloved island. Ray loathes the tourists, detests his job and nickname, but will soon discover that Sunset Island is threatened by something far worse than tourists.
Something lies beneath Sunset Island. Something ancient and long forgotten. Something man should never have woken from its slumber.
As a hurricane cuts Sunset Island off from the mainland, residents and tourists alike, are trapped as the sea reclaims the island. Sharks, fleeing what has risen, swarm the flooded streets. The creature, starving from its long hibernation, swims towards Sunset.
Now Ray must find a way to save the island he loves and maybe even a few of the people he hates.
Purchase it now on Amazon US and Amazon UK.
Nevertheless, today's guest is a horror author I've admired for a while, ever since the mortifying cover to his third novel first blazed itself indelibly into the backs of my retinas. (Don't worry, we'll talk about that in the interview.)
I'm talking, of course, about the inimitable and amazing H.E. Goodhue, author of the brand-spanking new TIDAL GRAVE! Let's get to know the man first, and then jump right into the interview.
About H.E. Goodhue:
H.E. Goodhue is an author and educator. Goodhue's series, ZOMBIE YOUTH (Severed Press) has been called “unrelenting”, “thrilling and exciting” by both fellow authors and literary critics. Goodhue is also the author of PINK SLIME, LOVE BUG, TIDAL GRAVE, and the the soon to be released, DRY ROT. H.E. Goodhue currently resides in New Jersey with his wife, daughter and two hardheaded pit bulls.
You can find out more about him on Amazon, Facebook, and Twitter.
Interview:
SK: Hi, H.E.! Thanks for being with us today.
HEG: Hey Stephen! I'm happy to be here, but being that I basically broke in, I guess I should just be happy that you don't have a guard dog or baseball bat.
SK: Ha ha, if only you knew how I felt about both dogs and baseball. Let's get started. If you could eat anyone's brains, living or dead, whose brains would you eat?
HEG: Man, that's a tough question. I can only eat one? I'm not a glutton or anything like that. Hell, I'm actually a vegetarian - I know that you (Mr. IH8Veggies) and I will have to agree to disagree on this one. But anyway, what's the point of being undead if I have to have self control? Although you didn't specify that I was a zombie, which brings this question to an entirely new and uncomfortable level. Do you have a hole in your basement floor and a basket with lotion in it?
I guess, the straightforward answer seems like it should be someone like Einstein or Lincoln, but that's too easy. Keith Richards would be an interesting one, though I'm not sure what's knocking around in there. But in truth, since I've become a father and my daughter discovered Caillou, I'd want to eat the brain of the person who created that awful show. Hopefully, I'd eat their brain before they had time to release that evil little monster into the world. Granted, I might need a time machine to pull that off. Is it okay that I base my answer upon the availability of a time machine?
SK: [actually laughing] I can't believe someone actually read my IH8Veggies article! That's awesome! Yes, time machines are naturally fine. But as for the "alleged" lotion hole, I plead the 5th. Moving on...how did you get hooked up with our mutual publisher, the legendary Severed Press?
HEG: Honestly, I was supposed to be doing other things. I was sitting in a graduate class, which was awful, and was editing ZOMBIE YOUTH: PLAYGROUND POLITICS instead of listening to the recycled drivel that was wafting back to me from the front of the room. Randomly, I wondered if a publisher would be interested in ZY, so I started submitting it to them online - again, not doing what I was supposed to do. I ended up with three publishers interested in it, but Severed stood out. They appreciated the genre, put out quality books and didn't ask their authors to sign deals in blood. Severed Press had a solid reputation and I was happy to sign on with them.
SK: Let me just get this out of the way: your cover for PINK SLIME is the. Grossest. Cover. I have ever seen. I'm sure there's a story behind both its conception and creation.
HEG: THANK YOU! I love that cover! As I said before, I'm a vegetarian, but that's not really where PINK SLIME came from. I'm not really into preaching to people or thinking that my way is the right way. But anyway, I had been hard at work on the ZOMBIE YOUTH series and got to a point in one of the books where I was offing characters left and right. I realized that I was a little burnt and needed a palate cleanser.
Don't get me wrong, I love writing and reading about zombies, but I wanted to write about a monster than didn't get much love, something that wasn't corrupted to make it more palatable. I'm tired of monsters becoming shiny or too human. They serve a purpose and it gets lost when they sparkle, which is why I always liked the blob. It's a pure monster. There is no way to make the blob sexy, at least no way outside of Japanese comic books. I strung this thought together with aliens, cheeseburgers and that gross pink crap they cut ground beef with and decided to try and write a story using that as a prompt.
PINK SLIME oozed out of that brain break and granted I'm biased, but I think it's a solid story. It's definitely horror, but it's got some funny parts and a guy named Squirrel, so what's not to love? Severed Press was crazy enough to pick it up. When it came time to design the cover everyone kind of shrugged. So I said how about a pile of cheeseburgers oozing slime? I didn't really think it would happen, but a day later Severed sent me three beautifully sticky options for the cover.
The "winner."
SK: (E-mail me the other two. I'm not kidding. I have to know what the rejects looked like...) I understand you're from New Jersey. First of all: my condolences. Second of all: where do you do the shore thing? Wildwood? Cape May?
HEG: Hey now, don't start insulting the great Garbage State! That stupid show was full of morons, that for the most part, weren't even from my state. I grew up pretty close to the beach. Fortunately they were smaller beaches that didn't have pretty names like Wildwood or Cape May. I learned to surf at a beach called 'The Pit', which was a pretty accurate name. It really was a pit of rocks that you had to climb down to get to a small strip of sand and ocean. Some days you'd find more beer balls than shells, but it was still a great place. Sadly, some soulless developer bought the land and built condos. All the good places go toe up eventually, but I still love the good ole' Armpit of America. I honestly don't think I could manage living in another state. Jersey has great folklore, crazy people and good music - I'd miss it too much to ever leave.
SK: Nah, trust me, I have enough personal experience with New Jersey (shudder) not to base my preconceptions on The Sopranos. Next question: Was school a LORD OF THE FLIES-style ordeal for you? I'm just looking at your ZOMBIE YOUTH series here and extrapolating...
HEG: That's not an uncommon assumption for people to make when they look at the ZY series, but in truth, school really wasn't that bad for me. Everyone thinks I was Piggy, which probably should make me feel bad, but whatever. I'm not exorcising educational demons in ZOMBIE YOUTH. Sure, I suffered the usual embarrassments and rites of passage - in 6th grade I tripped an entire line of people during the Electric Slide at my first school dance. I still hate that song, but not school per se.
ZOMBIE YOUTH is set in a school for a couple of reasons. First, a fellow teacher and I were talking about what would happen if zombies ever got loose in a school. I kept arguing that the students would do much better than the adults because they were more resilient and hadn't committed to one way of thinking. And second, schools are where young people prepare to run the world, but lately it seems like their abilities are being seriously underestimated and undermined.
When it came time to pick a title for the book my wife suggested ZOMBIE YOUTH because of an article she had just read. It used the term to devalue young people and rambled on about how they were unprepared and the world was swirling the bowl. I seriously disagreed and wanted to use the term against them.
I ran with these ideas and created a world where the students literally would have to run everything and have no guidance. It felt right that a school would be their base of operations.
SK: Well, thanks for being with us today, H.E. Any parting shots for your fans?
HEG: Thank you! I appreciate you allowing me to wander over and stay for a bit. Everyone says it, but I truly do appreciate each and every person who takes the time to read something that I have written. Through writing I have met some very cool people (both readers and writers) and I whole-heartedly appreciate their feedback and support. Please feel free to find me on Facebook or Twitter.
I've got a few things in the works with Severed Press right now - a new zombie series and quite possibly some more sea monster mayhem. My latest book, TIDAL GRAVE, just came out and people seem to be enjoying it, so I'd say it might be worth a read.
Thanks again for having me! Like Severed Press, you're one of the few who are doing things right. Too often authors find themselves jealous of rank, sales or deals, but as far as I'm concerned we're all in this together and should celebrate success because it draws more attention and respect to the horror genre.
About TIDAL GRAVE:
Every summer the residents of Sunset Island are besieged by an ungodly plague - tourists. Ray Weller, known to most as The Captain, pilots the ferry that brings the very thing he hates to the shores of his beloved island. Ray loathes the tourists, detests his job and nickname, but will soon discover that Sunset Island is threatened by something far worse than tourists.
Something lies beneath Sunset Island. Something ancient and long forgotten. Something man should never have woken from its slumber.
As a hurricane cuts Sunset Island off from the mainland, residents and tourists alike, are trapped as the sea reclaims the island. Sharks, fleeing what has risen, swarm the flooded streets. The creature, starving from its long hibernation, swims towards Sunset.
Now Ray must find a way to save the island he loves and maybe even a few of the people he hates.
Purchase it now on Amazon US and Amazon UK.
September 12, 2014
THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO Fantasy Cast
A commonly recurring question in interviews is "Who would you like to play various characters if your novel is ever made into a movie." I've taken a crack at this once or twice before for BRAINEATER JONES, but to be honest, fantasy casting is something that I'm not very good at. I gather that some authors actually start with an actor in mind, then model the book character after him or her, so fantasy casting is actually the first thing they do. I'm kind of oblivious.
I was very lucky recently to have romance author and friend of the blog Claire Ashby send me her fantasy cast for THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO. (Make sure to check out her debut WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME. This is a seriously great book, and the only thing I've ever read that dealt fairly with the subject of Wounded Warriors.) I just want to say right off the bat, I'm very impressed with Claire's choices. It's a hell of a lot better than anything I would've come up with. So let's take a look at what Claire said, and I'll make a few comments along the way.
Henk "Howling Mad" Martigan
(Mark Ruffalo)
Yup. I can definitely see Ruffalo in this role, especially in this non-copyrighted picture. I gathered all these pictures on Wikimedia commons, so while they're all legal for use in my blog here, they don't all necessarily capture the character of the actors. Still, in this photo, I can see Ruffalo as a devil-may-care smuggler with an unwanted beard.
"Tuan" Jim
(Charlie Day)
Charlie Day is not, to my knowledge, Filipino, and I might prefer to have an actual Filipino actor play Jim. But in terms of general squireliness-cum-caginess, Charlie Day would fit the bill. He's definitely got a Jim vibe, especially in what I've seen of him in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Rand Bergeron
(Michael Cera)
Yup. Rand is not-so-secretly based on our very own Mark Zuckerberg, and I would have to pick either Cera or Jesse Eisenberg to play him. And Eisenberg is probably all zombied-out after Zombieland.
Reverend Coughlin Sonntag
(Brad Pitt)
At 50, Brad Pitt's a little young for the elderly Sonntag. That being said, we've seen him play older in Benjamin Button. And if anyone's got the convincing, charismatic conviction of Sonntag, it's the star of Fight Club.
Dwight "Hannibal Mo"
(Jason Segel)I had no idea who Jason Segel was until I had to look him up for this fantasy cast. That being said, this picture says it all. That IS Mo.
Leona "Butch" Candiru
(Aubrey Plaza)Another actor I never heard of, but I'm happy with. I had to check on Wikipedia, but Aubrey Plaza is actually half Puerto Rican, so I could see her playing the Hispanic Butch, and I could definitely see her playing the first half of the movie disguised as a boy. A pretty boy, but still.
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So, what do the rest of you think? Would you make any changes to this cast? What about Eve? Fall? Zakira? Papi? Kurtz? Chime in in the comments below and let me know!
I was very lucky recently to have romance author and friend of the blog Claire Ashby send me her fantasy cast for THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO. (Make sure to check out her debut WHEN YOU MAKE IT HOME. This is a seriously great book, and the only thing I've ever read that dealt fairly with the subject of Wounded Warriors.) I just want to say right off the bat, I'm very impressed with Claire's choices. It's a hell of a lot better than anything I would've come up with. So let's take a look at what Claire said, and I'll make a few comments along the way.
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Henk "Howling Mad" Martigan (Mark Ruffalo)
Yup. I can definitely see Ruffalo in this role, especially in this non-copyrighted picture. I gathered all these pictures on Wikimedia commons, so while they're all legal for use in my blog here, they don't all necessarily capture the character of the actors. Still, in this photo, I can see Ruffalo as a devil-may-care smuggler with an unwanted beard.
"Tuan" Jim(Charlie Day)
Charlie Day is not, to my knowledge, Filipino, and I might prefer to have an actual Filipino actor play Jim. But in terms of general squireliness-cum-caginess, Charlie Day would fit the bill. He's definitely got a Jim vibe, especially in what I've seen of him in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Rand Bergeron(Michael Cera)
Yup. Rand is not-so-secretly based on our very own Mark Zuckerberg, and I would have to pick either Cera or Jesse Eisenberg to play him. And Eisenberg is probably all zombied-out after Zombieland.
Reverend Coughlin Sonntag(Brad Pitt)
At 50, Brad Pitt's a little young for the elderly Sonntag. That being said, we've seen him play older in Benjamin Button. And if anyone's got the convincing, charismatic conviction of Sonntag, it's the star of Fight Club.
Dwight "Hannibal Mo"(Jason Segel)I had no idea who Jason Segel was until I had to look him up for this fantasy cast. That being said, this picture says it all. That IS Mo.
Leona "Butch" Candiru(Aubrey Plaza)Another actor I never heard of, but I'm happy with. I had to check on Wikipedia, but Aubrey Plaza is actually half Puerto Rican, so I could see her playing the Hispanic Butch, and I could definitely see her playing the first half of the movie disguised as a boy. A pretty boy, but still.
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So, what do the rest of you think? Would you make any changes to this cast? What about Eve? Fall? Zakira? Papi? Kurtz? Chime in in the comments below and let me know!
September 9, 2014
Today Only: THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO is on sale for $0.99
THE GHOUL ARCHIPELAGO is on sale for only $0.99 for the next 24 hours! This is my favorite novel and the best I've ever written. If you haven't, I really hope you'll pick up a copy. And if you have, I hope you'll share this sale with your friends, both cyber and meat. (Mmmm...meat...) Here's the purchase link:
Amazon
Want to know more? Well, every review of TGA is listed here. And here are what some of the latest reviewers are saying:
"This novel had so much depth and breadth to it that I think the front cover doesn't do it justice. This is no ordinary zombie novel, set in urban America."
- Raging Book Reviews
"Don’t get too attached though, Kozeniewski also shares George RR Martin’s ability to introduce and kill characters on a whim. No character is safe, and the person you think is the main character, I guarantee it’s not."
- Charnel House Reviews
"Summing this complex novel up into a few sentences is impossible, but it all comes together at the end and The Ghoul Archipelago delivers an excellent ending which left this reader satisfied. Don't worry, there is plenty of graphic sex, violence, and gore for those of you who demand lots of horror in your horror novel. In this case, Kozeniewski has also added plenty of heart."
- Feed the Zombie Children
September 8, 2014
Sex Sells (Interview With Sonnet O'Dell, Author of INTIMATE INVASIONS)
Welcome back, blogsticles! I'm very excited to have a guest for you on this fine Monday noontide. And not just any guest, but an author. And not just any author, but a paranormal romance author. And not just any PNR author, but a European PNR author. And not just any European PNR author, but...all right, I'll stop now. It's Sonnet O'Dell.
Sonnet's been nice enough to answer a few of my insane questions. So, let's take a minute to get to know her first and then jump right into the interview.
About Sonnet O'Dell:
Sonnet was born at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and spent the first six years of her life living in the town of Abingdon close to both her grandparents and most of the rest of her family.
She moved after that to Cornwall for three years and then to Devon for another three before moving to where she has lived for the last fourteen or so years. Sonnet now lives in Worcester, Worcestershire, famous for Lea & Perrin’s Sauce and as the site for the last battle of the Civil War.
Sonnet has had a passion for the written word from a very young age and enjoys nothing more than to read a good book. The worlds created by words.
You can follow her on Twitter, Facebook, her website, her blog, or e-mail her.
Interview:
SK: Thanks for being with us today, Sonnet! You’re the second British author we’ve had so far as a guest on the blog. Do you get a chance to interact much with your U.S. fans? Anything you’d like to say to them?
SO: Hi ~waves~ I’d like to interact with them more but they seem so shy :)
SK: Come on, people, let's show Sonnet a little intercontinental love! Okay, next question. What is the meaning or source of your pen name? And why do you use one rather than your real name?
SO: "What’s in a name, that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." I love Shakespeare. Which is why I chose Sonnet, his lyrical romantic poems, to be my name and O’Dell is an homage to my grandfather who passed before he got a chance to see me in print. My real name's sort of boring.
SK: If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
SO: LOL. Probably not. I know where I’ve been.
SK: This question comes from my #1 fan, who is a Libra. How does being a Leo influence your writing, if not your life?
SO: Well they say Leos are passionate, which I guess is true to some degree. I really put my all into each and every story I write. To give any less would be sacrilege. In life, reading my horoscope is just a bit of a giggle.
SK: Please help us solve the eternal debate. What is the correct way to pronounce Worcestershire?
SO: Hmm, let’s see if I can get it right, I’m not a native myself but I think it goes Wuss ter sheer.
SK: I’m not really “hip” to the “jive” but I understand there’s kind of a scale of naughtiness in fiction. It’s something like steamy, spicy, sticky, squeamy, and cuddly. (Or something.) Where does your work fall on the scale?
SO: I think I’ve covered all those bases at one time or another. The old adage is true, sex sells. People are drawn to the taboo of reading something naughty. It's our chance to be a little wild without anyone finding out.
SK: Well, thanks so much for stopping by, Sonnet! Any parting words for us?
SO: Thank you for having me. It was fun :D
About INTIMATE INVASIONS:
When she owns his heart and he owns her body, it will set them both free.
Erik is a Tigarian. His people came to the blue planet five generations before his birth and took over. The native inhabitants are forced to live wild in the forests and Tigarian men hunt them to sell into slavery.
Asia is a wild woman. When Erik meets her, he is injured and abandoned by his comrades. She cares for him and the two begin to fall in love with Erik promising to help her find her siblings and free them. When he is rescued, Asia is captured and Erik must buy her in order to continue their promise. Now Erik must get her and her siblings out of the citadel and to safety before it could be the end of all of them.
You can purchase it at Amazon US, Amazon UK, or directly from the publishers website.
Sonnet's been nice enough to answer a few of my insane questions. So, let's take a minute to get to know her first and then jump right into the interview.
About Sonnet O'Dell:
Sonnet was born at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and spent the first six years of her life living in the town of Abingdon close to both her grandparents and most of the rest of her family.
She moved after that to Cornwall for three years and then to Devon for another three before moving to where she has lived for the last fourteen or so years. Sonnet now lives in Worcester, Worcestershire, famous for Lea & Perrin’s Sauce and as the site for the last battle of the Civil War.
Sonnet has had a passion for the written word from a very young age and enjoys nothing more than to read a good book. The worlds created by words.
You can follow her on Twitter, Facebook, her website, her blog, or e-mail her.
Interview:
SK: Thanks for being with us today, Sonnet! You’re the second British author we’ve had so far as a guest on the blog. Do you get a chance to interact much with your U.S. fans? Anything you’d like to say to them?
SO: Hi ~waves~ I’d like to interact with them more but they seem so shy :)
SK: Come on, people, let's show Sonnet a little intercontinental love! Okay, next question. What is the meaning or source of your pen name? And why do you use one rather than your real name?
SO: "What’s in a name, that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." I love Shakespeare. Which is why I chose Sonnet, his lyrical romantic poems, to be my name and O’Dell is an homage to my grandfather who passed before he got a chance to see me in print. My real name's sort of boring.
SK: If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
SO: LOL. Probably not. I know where I’ve been.
SK: This question comes from my #1 fan, who is a Libra. How does being a Leo influence your writing, if not your life?
SO: Well they say Leos are passionate, which I guess is true to some degree. I really put my all into each and every story I write. To give any less would be sacrilege. In life, reading my horoscope is just a bit of a giggle.
SK: Please help us solve the eternal debate. What is the correct way to pronounce Worcestershire?
SO: Hmm, let’s see if I can get it right, I’m not a native myself but I think it goes Wuss ter sheer.
SK: I’m not really “hip” to the “jive” but I understand there’s kind of a scale of naughtiness in fiction. It’s something like steamy, spicy, sticky, squeamy, and cuddly. (Or something.) Where does your work fall on the scale?
SO: I think I’ve covered all those bases at one time or another. The old adage is true, sex sells. People are drawn to the taboo of reading something naughty. It's our chance to be a little wild without anyone finding out.
SK: Well, thanks so much for stopping by, Sonnet! Any parting words for us?
SO: Thank you for having me. It was fun :D
About INTIMATE INVASIONS:
When she owns his heart and he owns her body, it will set them both free.
Erik is a Tigarian. His people came to the blue planet five generations before his birth and took over. The native inhabitants are forced to live wild in the forests and Tigarian men hunt them to sell into slavery.
Asia is a wild woman. When Erik meets her, he is injured and abandoned by his comrades. She cares for him and the two begin to fall in love with Erik promising to help her find her siblings and free them. When he is rescued, Asia is captured and Erik must buy her in order to continue their promise. Now Erik must get her and her siblings out of the citadel and to safety before it could be the end of all of them.
You can purchase it at Amazon US, Amazon UK, or directly from the publishers website.
September 5, 2014
The Novelization of the Television Show Wings? (A Guest Post by Melissa MacVicar, author of EVER LOST)
HAWM, bloginettes. Some of you may recall my victorious triumph over fellow author Melissa MacVicar in the Upset on the Internet (aka the Great 2013 Review Rumble) and her subsequent humbling act of contrition. And for those of you who don't remember, I just conveniently reminded you.
Never let it be said, however, that I am an ungracious winner. I was very pleased to invite Melissa back on the blog in honor of the release of her sophomore novel, EVER LOST. She'll be answering a question that's very near and dear to my heart. Make sure you stick around until the end, because our mutual publisher, Red Adept Publishing, is hosting a giveaway in honor of the blog tour. BUT FIRST...let's meet our guest.
About Melissa MacVicar:
Melissa MacVicar has lived most of her life on Nantucket Island. A true native, she's able to trace her ancestry back to the island's first settlers. After attending The Pingree School, she went on to graduate from Franklin and Marshall College with a degree in English. She also received a master's degree from Boston University School of Social Work. When she turned forty, Melissa decided to renew her adolescent passion for fiction writing. Having once thought writing a novel to be an impossible dream, she's proud to be achieving her childhood ambition.
Melissa currently lives with her husband and two children on Nantucket where she teaches 7th grade Writing Composition. When she isn't teaching, parenting, and writing, Melissa enjoys eating expensive chocolate, jogging, and watching her beloved Patriots.
You can find out more about her on her website, Twitter, and Facebook
I understand you're a local Nantucket author. Tell me, when will you be completing your novelization of the classic '90s TV series Wings? And can you tell us a little more about it?
The Novelization of the Television Show Wings?
Alternate title: Stephen Kozeniewski’s Delusions Revealed
Nantucket elicits a variety of responses from people, and I believe I have experienced just about all of them. Most recently, a cashier at a grocery store in Rhode Island, upon hearing we were from Nantucket, said, “Oh, that’s like, part of Martha’s Vineyard, right?”
By way of an answer, I simply nodded and hummed, because really, I don’t feel it is my responsibility to constantly correct the delusions of others. Live and let live, I say, delusions and all. I’m sure I have a few doozies of my own, and I prefer when people just let me hold onto them. Truly, it’s easier that way. Usually, they are harmless in nature. Only when they have to do with weapons of mass destruction do I feel the need to step in.
So when my online author friend, Stephen Kozeniewski, (SK: you could've just said friend...) just asked me to write a blog post, one of his delusions about Nantucket was revealed—the one about the television show Wings. Yeah, the one where people think that show is real. (SK: I said Wings was real?)
Because it had been a while since I had seen the show, I fired up my Netflix and stared watching. Seeing the show again was excellent. It has classic sitcom humor and early nineties charm. Like when one of the brothers, Brian, calls a gate at Logan Airport to leave a message for his ex-wife with the attendant. With no cell phones, I guess that’s how it was done. Seems so long ago, doesn’t it?
And after watching several episodes, I realized that the writers of the show actually got many things about Nantucket right. Shocking but true. This person had clearly traveled through Nantucket Memorial Airport and probably consulted several locals as part of his research. He or she might have even spent a few years living here based on their insights. So for Stephen, my friend and sometimes arch enemy, I have listed the top three things that the writers of Wings got right. After all, I want him to be clear about what he’s delusional about and what he’s not.
1. The Fog
Yes, the fog. As I sit here today, finishing up this post, there is pea soup fog out my window. The fog horn, an eerie, repetitive wail from Brant Point Lighthouse, sounds in the distance. Fog is a fact of life here and often closes the airport. In one episode of Wings, a wealthy passenger even tries to pay to have the airport cleared of the fog so he can leave. If only! I think the fog inspires the ever prevalent ghost stories that people like me write. Spooky indeed!
2. Everyone has a history.
Crystal Bernard’s character Helen Chapel works the lunch counter at the airport, just like her father did before her. The Hackett brothers remember her as the overweight girl they went through school with and the good brother, Joe, thinks of her like a sister. Helen was teased and bullied by the brother’s ex-girlfriend/wife, the elusive Carol. The show and the real island is full of stories like this so in this case, the writer is spot on.
3. Despite difference, we are like a family.
Even though they don’t always get along, the characters that populate the fictional airport on Wings are bonded by common circumstance. Locals today on island are very much the same. We will gripe about a person one day and go all out to help them the next, very much like we would for our own family. Our collective isolation makes us stronger. We know we are all better off because of each and every one of us doing our job and taking care of the community.
In closing, I want to thank Stephen for inspiring me to revisit the little gem that is the television show Wings. It reminded me of some of the things I love about Nantucket, and what life was like in the not too distant past before the internet and smartphones began to rule our world. As far as me novelizing the show, it is already too perfect just as it is in all its sitcom glory. I highly recommend indulging in a few episodes if you are ever in a need of a good laugh in a short amount of time. I can assure you it’s better than reading Stephen’s twitter feed. (SK: :'( )
That’s all for now! Check me out at the links below!
Website
Twitter
Facebook
About EVER LOST:
New town, new school, new ghost.
Jade has a dedicated boyfriend, an overprotective mom, and a full scholarship. Uprooted from Nantucket, Jade is installed off-island at her dad’s new house so she can attend snobby Layton Academy. Leaving Charlie behind is sheer torment, but living with her father has plenty of dangerous distraction—in the form of a terrifying spirit haunting her new school. Hottie classmate Mateo Fernandez can’t see the ghost, but he knows its story. He’d like to know hers, too, but Jade still misses Charlie, even though distance seems to be changing him.
With support from Mateo and the mysterious Noemie, Jade commits to helping the agonized spirit cross over. As she delves into the ghost’s past, the disturbing secrets Jade learns draw her into a deadly confrontation with a desperate man. If she can’t play his demented game, the spirit’s harrowing fate could become her own.
The novel is available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iStore, and Google Play. It is also listed on Goodreads and the RAP site.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
Never let it be said, however, that I am an ungracious winner. I was very pleased to invite Melissa back on the blog in honor of the release of her sophomore novel, EVER LOST. She'll be answering a question that's very near and dear to my heart. Make sure you stick around until the end, because our mutual publisher, Red Adept Publishing, is hosting a giveaway in honor of the blog tour. BUT FIRST...let's meet our guest.
About Melissa MacVicar:
Melissa MacVicar has lived most of her life on Nantucket Island. A true native, she's able to trace her ancestry back to the island's first settlers. After attending The Pingree School, she went on to graduate from Franklin and Marshall College with a degree in English. She also received a master's degree from Boston University School of Social Work. When she turned forty, Melissa decided to renew her adolescent passion for fiction writing. Having once thought writing a novel to be an impossible dream, she's proud to be achieving her childhood ambition.
Melissa currently lives with her husband and two children on Nantucket where she teaches 7th grade Writing Composition. When she isn't teaching, parenting, and writing, Melissa enjoys eating expensive chocolate, jogging, and watching her beloved Patriots.
You can find out more about her on her website, Twitter, and Facebook
I understand you're a local Nantucket author. Tell me, when will you be completing your novelization of the classic '90s TV series Wings? And can you tell us a little more about it?
The Novelization of the Television Show Wings?
Alternate title: Stephen Kozeniewski’s Delusions Revealed
Nantucket elicits a variety of responses from people, and I believe I have experienced just about all of them. Most recently, a cashier at a grocery store in Rhode Island, upon hearing we were from Nantucket, said, “Oh, that’s like, part of Martha’s Vineyard, right?”
By way of an answer, I simply nodded and hummed, because really, I don’t feel it is my responsibility to constantly correct the delusions of others. Live and let live, I say, delusions and all. I’m sure I have a few doozies of my own, and I prefer when people just let me hold onto them. Truly, it’s easier that way. Usually, they are harmless in nature. Only when they have to do with weapons of mass destruction do I feel the need to step in.
So when my online author friend, Stephen Kozeniewski, (SK: you could've just said friend...) just asked me to write a blog post, one of his delusions about Nantucket was revealed—the one about the television show Wings. Yeah, the one where people think that show is real. (SK: I said Wings was real?)
Because it had been a while since I had seen the show, I fired up my Netflix and stared watching. Seeing the show again was excellent. It has classic sitcom humor and early nineties charm. Like when one of the brothers, Brian, calls a gate at Logan Airport to leave a message for his ex-wife with the attendant. With no cell phones, I guess that’s how it was done. Seems so long ago, doesn’t it?
And after watching several episodes, I realized that the writers of the show actually got many things about Nantucket right. Shocking but true. This person had clearly traveled through Nantucket Memorial Airport and probably consulted several locals as part of his research. He or she might have even spent a few years living here based on their insights. So for Stephen, my friend and sometimes arch enemy, I have listed the top three things that the writers of Wings got right. After all, I want him to be clear about what he’s delusional about and what he’s not.
1. The Fog
Yes, the fog. As I sit here today, finishing up this post, there is pea soup fog out my window. The fog horn, an eerie, repetitive wail from Brant Point Lighthouse, sounds in the distance. Fog is a fact of life here and often closes the airport. In one episode of Wings, a wealthy passenger even tries to pay to have the airport cleared of the fog so he can leave. If only! I think the fog inspires the ever prevalent ghost stories that people like me write. Spooky indeed!
2. Everyone has a history.
Crystal Bernard’s character Helen Chapel works the lunch counter at the airport, just like her father did before her. The Hackett brothers remember her as the overweight girl they went through school with and the good brother, Joe, thinks of her like a sister. Helen was teased and bullied by the brother’s ex-girlfriend/wife, the elusive Carol. The show and the real island is full of stories like this so in this case, the writer is spot on.
3. Despite difference, we are like a family.
Even though they don’t always get along, the characters that populate the fictional airport on Wings are bonded by common circumstance. Locals today on island are very much the same. We will gripe about a person one day and go all out to help them the next, very much like we would for our own family. Our collective isolation makes us stronger. We know we are all better off because of each and every one of us doing our job and taking care of the community.
In closing, I want to thank Stephen for inspiring me to revisit the little gem that is the television show Wings. It reminded me of some of the things I love about Nantucket, and what life was like in the not too distant past before the internet and smartphones began to rule our world. As far as me novelizing the show, it is already too perfect just as it is in all its sitcom glory. I highly recommend indulging in a few episodes if you are ever in a need of a good laugh in a short amount of time. I can assure you it’s better than reading Stephen’s twitter feed. (SK: :'( )
That’s all for now! Check me out at the links below!
Website
About EVER LOST:
New town, new school, new ghost.
Jade has a dedicated boyfriend, an overprotective mom, and a full scholarship. Uprooted from Nantucket, Jade is installed off-island at her dad’s new house so she can attend snobby Layton Academy. Leaving Charlie behind is sheer torment, but living with her father has plenty of dangerous distraction—in the form of a terrifying spirit haunting her new school. Hottie classmate Mateo Fernandez can’t see the ghost, but he knows its story. He’d like to know hers, too, but Jade still misses Charlie, even though distance seems to be changing him.
With support from Mateo and the mysterious Noemie, Jade commits to helping the agonized spirit cross over. As she delves into the ghost’s past, the disturbing secrets Jade learns draw her into a deadly confrontation with a desperate man. If she can’t play his demented game, the spirit’s harrowing fate could become her own.
The novel is available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iStore, and Google Play. It is also listed on Goodreads and the RAP site.
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