Dane Cobain's Blog, page 27
February 1, 2017
In a State (Guitar Tab)
CAPO ON THIRD FRET
VERSE: Em, G
CHORUS: Em G, Am
Verse One:
I was in a state of empathy,
all I cared about was everyone else.
Expensive liquor and therapy,
form the grounds of my emotional self.
Chorus:
As I walk along the streets on a cold and windy day,
with my guitar across my back, it seems like everybody’s in my way.
And there’s nothing I could do to change the man I am,
If I was someone else, I wouldn’t need your help to stand.
Verse Two:
I was in a storm of emotions,
a metaphorical rain in my head.
Every day I go through the motions,
knowing one day we will all be dead.
Chorus:
As I walk along the beach, below a star-filled Sunday sky,
I look forward to another week and wonder how the last one passed me by.
And I’ll play it back and forth in my head, since there’s nothing else better to do,
am I half alive or am I half dead? And will the morning bring something new?
Verse Three:
I was in a state of clarity,
as I stopped to take a look at the view.
Having seen the state of humanity,
I still give credit where credit is due.
Chorus:
I’ve seen a bridge in to the stars at the pinnacle of my dreams.
There’s never a place too far, or a vision too near, it seems.
And if the only place to go is the one inside my head,
then let the lyrics start to flow and let the guitar tab run red.
It Won’t Be Long (Guitar Tab)
VERSE: E A E B, B A# A E, B E
BRIDGE: F# B E A, A B E
CHORUS: D A E
VERSE ONE:
I threw my notebooks in the fire,
breathed a sigh as they expired,
I never wanted to help put out the flames.
The walls said to me, ‘You’ll never believe
what it’s like to be a first-time buyer.’
VERSE TWO:
So I gave my dog a bone,
a medallion, a mobile phone,
so I could call her when I’m lonely in the night.
The judge, he guilty found her,
and bluebirds flew all around her,
and I have never felt so damn alone.
BRIDGE:
I’ve never wanted to know the secret
of a long and happy life.
I’ve never wanted to go to meetings
to learn to get out of this town alive.
VERSE THREE:
Remember the promise you made me,
if I fell then you’d come to save me,
I’m heading for the ground and you’re not here.
I said you were my moonlight in the early afternoon light,
as the taste of her old nicotine forgave me.
CHORUS:
So say you won’t forget me,
it won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
You wish you’d never met me,
it won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
She’ll always protect me,
it won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
Your empty threats upset me,
it won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
It won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
It won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
It won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
It won’t be long ’til I’m gone.
Like Bleeding (Guitar Tab)
CAPO ON THIRD
INTRO: A (palm muted)
VERSE: A D, A G Riff, D A G Riff
INTERLUDE: A D A E Riff
CHORUS: D C G G
VERSE ONE:
You treated me like a foot-note to your novel,
and I swear this is the last time.
Do I stay at home or go outside?
No telephone and six sleepless nights,
I won’t be there to catch your fall anymore, yeah.
INTERLUDE:
Yeah, yeah.
VERSE TWO:
I’ve been gone for a week and no-one even noticed,
’cause I am, I am a dreamer.
I’m not the only one to ask for oxygen,
I’m just trying to write the best folk song
tired eyes have ever seen, but I’m not part of the indie scene, so…
CHORUS:
Shout if you let the fire go out,
and there’s nothing you can do to make you feel like you’re alive, so…
Scream if you’re down and out,
’cause there’s nothing you can do or say to take that crazy pain away and…
Feel like you’ve overdosed, like the holy ghost, like the sun.
(So shout and shout and shout and shout,
and scream and scream and scream and scream
and feel and feel and feel and feel
like you’re bleeding.) x2
INTRO:
Go!
INSTRUMENTAL VERSE
VERSE THREE (Quiet):
I don’t know how I’ll sleep at night,
when my bones contract stage fright
but I know… that I know nothing.
I’m just a jealous guy, I can kiss the sky,
and I know I hardly knew you.
CHORUS (last bit x6 instead of x2)
January 31, 2017
The Lover I Despise (Guitar Tab)
CAPO ON THIRD FRET
VERSE : C D F C G C G
PRE CHORUS: Am G
VERSE ONE:
I once hired a boat to see where I would float if I cast away from the shore.
The sea said to me, ‘a gift is never free’, in a salty, breezy roar.
PRE CHORUS:
Is there something you want to tell me?
Is there something you want to tell me?
VERSE TWO:
I once told a lie to the lover I despise, it haunts me when I sleep.
She asked me, ‘truthfully, do you think that I believe in an oath you’ll never keep?’
PRE CHORUS:
Is there something you want to tell me?
Is there something you want to tell me?
I could tell you but I won’t.
She said, ‘I could tell you but I won’t.’
VERSE OUTRO:
I guess there’s nothing that you want to tell me.
I guess there’s nothing that you want to tell me.
William Peter Blatty and International Copyright Law
So there I was
thinking book bloggers
provide a vital service,
a bit like
the editors
at the SF Review.
Personally,
I read,
I write,
and I write about
what I read;
people read what I write
about what I read
and then they read it,
which is why I don’t review
indie writers –
they’re not always
professional,
even though
I am.
And then I logged in
one day,
checked my emails,
happened to check my spam
and lo and behold,
I’m in trouble.
William Peter Blatty,
the author of The Exorcist,
is dead,
and his lawyers
are coming
right after me.
See,
I had the audacity
to review his work;
I used his headshot
in the body
of a 5-star
write-up.
But’cha see,
I didn’t own
the copyright.
Now Blatty’s dead
but not yet buried,
and they gave him
two days to cool
before hitting me
with a cease and desist
and threatening to sue
my balls off.
I thought
I’d be keeping
his memory alive;
it’s been online
for a year or five,
but now he’s dead,
they want to bury him.
I guess it’s what
he would’ve wanted.
The Struggle
Some people
struggle.
The human brain
won’t behave itself,
and people across the world
get laid up
in crazy situations,
from Asians to Latinos,
Africans to Europeans
and slightly racist,
warm-blooded,
hard-drinking,
fast-living
North Americans.
Life is hard
but you already
know that.
Mood altering medication
flies off the shelves
and into the hells
we create for ourselves,
and every single murder
is like a ruptured plate
in the human race;
every war
is a fault
in our foundations.
It’s like building up a fall
and falling down again,
the way great men fall
and waste their lives online
or heat up rocks
in a teaspoon,
it’s not for me
because it’s not for everyone.
Now I look around
for a face in the crowd,
but I still haven’t found
what I’m looking for.
My father said
I never will.
January 30, 2017
Forever Alone (Guitar Tab)
Verse: G Em
Pre Chorus: Am G
Chorus: C D B G
End Chorus: C D
Verse One:
I’ll love you if you love me, although it’s plain to see,
this twisted world ain’t for me.
I’ll give back what I’ve got, although it’s not a lot.
No liberty for me.
Pre Chorus:
I’ll be forever alone.
I have no-one aside.
Chorus:
You’ll always be my angel.
You’ll always sing my melodies.
Held forever by the ties of love.
End Chorus
Verse Two:
I don’t have much more left, can’t ever face you again,
I can’t say sorry enough.
All I have is my life, and you know how I want
to throw it all away.
Pre Chorus:
I can’t say sorry to you.
I haven’t said enough.
Chorus:
You’ll always be my angel.
You’ll always sing my melodies.
Held forever by the ties of love.
End Chorus
Dialogue with Jack Cholmondeley
I was never
one for dialogue.
No one talked
in my early work,
and the plot
didn’t move much
either.
Usually,
I’d describe scenes
in vivid detail;
my first book
had a ten-page chapter
about the dream
a girl
had
the night
her mother died.
That book
is no longer
for sale.
But now I’ve turned
full circle;
I’ve gone dialogue-heavy
and I ought to
pay attention
to my surroundings.
I also have
a complex;
people frown
and sigh
and take
big gulps
of coffee.
I think
I over-egged
the pudding.
Anyway,
I wrote a line
of dialogue
and it might be
my best line
yet.
You won’t believe
what Jack Cholmondeley
said.
A Fox in the Night
It was cold
and dark
at one o’clock
in the morning.
I was the hunter
personified,
smoking a cigarette
to clear my head
in the middle
of edits.
I had
no hope
no love
no patience.
I was reading
a book
about murderers;
inside,
Britain’s Darkest Taboos,
some shitty documentary
first aired on ITV
about people
killing people.
It was quiet;
too quiet.
Then there was a rustle
and a sound
like a dog
someone trod on,
ad this beautiful
scared little
thing
came out
from beneath my girlfriend’s
Ford Focus,
dug through some bin bags
and hit the road.
That’s probably my fault;
I shouted,
“Oh shit!”
and went
inside.
Still,
we had a connection;
in a single second
we said everything
we needed to say.
I wish humans
were that easy
to deal with.
December 31, 2016
Love Poem for a New Computer
You,
my dear,
are a thing
of beauty.
I mean,
get a load of those countours;
you are amazing,
16 gigabytes of RAM,
ultra-fast processor,
triple screen capabilities
and holy moly,
I’d like to dip your LEDs
in maple syrup.
I haven’t even
met you.
The stories we’ll tell –
my god,
the work we’ll do.
I know you don’t have feelings,
but I’ve got enough
for both of us.
I shall name you
Jane,
so you can be Jane Cobain,
my little mainframe.
Dear God,
you’ve got more ports
than Portsmouth;
baby,
open wide
and get your trays out,
I’ve got a big ol’ disk
to put into you.
Jane,
I see your software;
you remind me of me
when I was younger.
And with your twin-speed
interior fans
with the built-in ventilation
and automation,
you make me wish
I was as cool as you.
Now let the race begin
to obsoletion;
I wonder
who’ll get there
first.