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Missing me?

Working incredibly hard, Haram Bawbag nearing completion and on target for getting Little Shiva into resin  by July.

Pandemic has been a bit of a godsend.

Writing coming soon, once I get through about a month of solid art fury.

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Let me explain the UK Coronavirus Strategy to you.

Tried to go shopping last night, and very few masks were in evidence, and still a few sneering faces.  I am trying not to look at these people, as they are probably going to be dead over the next year or two. I am considering making a new hoodie explaining the following to them in very few words:

It has come to my attention that people still aren’t understanding what the conservative strategy is on Covid19, so I am going to explain this again.  Boris may also like to join us, because I think to an extent he has been scuppered by his own laziness and need for attention.  He isn’t innocent of this, but he is certainly a victim of his own poor strategy.

When he was induced to make the ‘some of your loved ones will die’ speech, he meant it. Up to half a million people are scheduled for deletion if they continue to pursue their dreams of ‘herd immunity’ which probably doesn’t exist. There have been many reports of reinfection from the far east.

This is not Sweden, nobody is spreading chicken shit on the parks, and nobody is bothered if you die.  Once they have cleared out the carehomes and disabled at home, they will simply focus on another group that they do not like.  They may try further inroads into Labour voting territory, they may try catholic areas in Northern Ireland, who knows who they will want to kill next.

The point is, that Boris has unwittingly been very clear about the strategy.  He is a terrible blurter, and I do not usually even need to hear much of the speech to know what is going on.  I knew exactly what was happening throughout Brexit, and I think I heard all of seven words of his truly awful speeches.

Anyway, the point is I was there for him when he needed me, and I am very sad to see his debut into leadership being torpedoed by the death cult at number ten.

So, since he was skiving off school when the non-preparation and strategy was set up, we have to assume that it fell to Dominic Cummings and his little clique, who have done financially very well out of Covid19.  The milking of the NHS for app money is only one problem however, Matt Hancock also has financial interest in the current strategy, so he is not really someone you want overseeing anything to do with health.

So, to pursue a plan of herd immunity they need to infect as many of the population as they can.  The only reason for any lockdown at all is to slow the rate of infection so that medical staff can cope with the deluge of admissions. People keep making the mistake of thinking the strategy involves preservation of life.  It does not.

The PPE complaints on Twitter do not seem to be coming from Tory voting areas.  Several very keen tories have reported empty wards and oodles of PPE.  This may be a coincidence, but I do not think it is.

Cummings has also ensured that the virus rips through the carehomes by ordering that over 75s do not get treated in hospital and effectively seeding carehomes with infected patients. I think we can assume he doesn’t like his parents very much.  The following is from the Independent, three days ago:

Carl Heneghan, director of the Centre for Evidence-Based Medicine and a practising GP​, said he could not understand the clinical reason for that and warned care homes may have been “seeded” with coronavirus. 

You have to understand, to carry out a cull of this magnitude, not only do you have to con people into refusing medical treatment, or simply do it for them, you have to get people to infect each other.  Doing it via medical staff is a rather brilliant move.  It means that anyone already sick gets more sick, which means more savings on welfare payments. Nobody gives a shit about care workers because they don’t earn anything, so they weren’t going to make the mistake of issuing PPE to them when they could be used as bioweapons. Give them a badge! Likewise the supermarkets and remaining shops.  Who cares if they die, as long as they infect more people!

So Mr Cummings has simply employed his great love of complex systems to kill off a few hundred thousand useless eaters. Whilst you all clap! Very good.

I have been saying to people since the beginning of this that it is their responsibility to stop spreading the virus.  They aren’t listening, which is why it has got as bad as it has so far.  There is just no helping you.

Considering how much Boris likes being liked, he evidently isn’t the sharpest tool in the box, as the covid19 strategy is not a vote winner.  Whilst the economic landscape has to change to cope with Brexit, this extreme form of streamlining is going to lead to a very boring high street, as the smaller businesses simply give up, the banks tighten their belts and refuse to lend to anybody, and the bigger brand names he is so fond of demand yet more concessions.  We are likely to be left in a position where we are maybe lucky if we are competing with Indonesia for manufacturing work.

Anyway, to conclude.  When they say they are successful whilst misleading the public and the press, they mean it.  The strategy doesn’t involve protecting anyone and they literally don’t care if you are affected or not.  They are covered under the indemnity that parliament signed off on, and which Keir Starmer has been so ingratiating over. Once they have completed their cull, there will still be plenty of people who are stupid, deluded and vicious enough to vote Tory.

In the meantime, WEAR A FUCKING MASK YOU MORONS. I am bored with telling you not to play along. They have told you right out what they are doing.

 

 

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We have no Prime Minister

 

That mask took me weeks and weeks.  My former friend contributed the wig and the base for it, I spent several weeks with t tiny paintbrush getting the lips, they eyes, the nose, the skintone looking right.  It is now lying in a cat basket somewhere in the house.  It would make a better prime minister than the real thing.

The idea at the time was to create a video dialogue so that I could explain easily and quickly how to negotiate the choppy waters of Brexit, because simply reading it does not work nearly as well as edutainment.  I was concerned about the welfare of the population at the time.

The project did not get completed because of Little Shiva getting me fired and my friend refusing to participate, which left me with noone to operate the camera.  As a result we have two major disasters instead of one. I don’t have all the answers, but I do have the benefit of not wanting to actually kill people.

To be fair, he did not expect to become Prime Minister, and even when it was clear that it was on the cards, did not want to be Prime Minister.  I wonder now, having established that he is neither a good leader nor capable of creating strategy, if it would not be better if he were not Prime Minister.

I have spelt out a number of times what he would have to do to get his position back on track.  The things he needs to do include getting rid of the clique responsible for making use of covid19 as an opportunity for eugenics – because presumably nothing bad will ever happen to these people and they will never experience unemployment, disablement or old age, so they think this policy is an actual vote winner.  I have direct experience of people like this, and in terms of eugenics, the world would be better off if they had never been born.

Stanley Johnson wrote a book about reducing the population right after having five children, none of whom are useful or particularly pleasant people as it turns out.  We do wish you hadn’t bothered, Stanley, and for matter your father shouldn’t have bothered either.

So, apart from failing to remove the people responsible for this mess and replacing them with a less bloodthirsty alternative, what else do we have as failings?

Failing to identify Matt Hancock’s overseeing of NHS supply chain as being a significant problem.
Failing to answer emails from suppliers, instead focusing on big brand suppliers to delay provision of equipment.  This was in order to get people to sign forms in care homes and at home declining medical treatment.
Failing to simply look up the existing material on Covid19 and replicating the actions of a successful nation.  Successful nations now include Vietnam, South Korea, New Zealand, Germany, Australia
Failure to attend meetings and query what was going on.
Reliance on Dominic Cummings to relay scientific information he now claims to rely on.  “Oh, it’s OK Boris, just a few pensioners.” Who voted for Dominic Cummings? Has it crossed Boris’s mind that the target group include his own father?
No need to protect expensively trained medical staff or carers because we actually want people to die so they are the ideal means of transmission. Certainly no reason to protect supermarket workers or delivery staff because they are cheap, and therefore worthless.
Failing to take heed of the 2016 report on pandemic preparation.
Failing to turn up and do the actual job.
Failing even to count the corpses properly or acknowledge mistakes.
Failing in his duty of care to the public.
Even his own scientific adviser is saying that they are likely to be seeding the care homes with infection.

Boris was on this website the night he became Prime Minister. I was quite touched at the time.  I am now very angry. He is yet another in a long list of people who just aren’t good enough. I get passed over at every opportunity in favour of people like this. I fully expected when I pointed out that the advice on wearing a mask was incorrect that he would do something about it.  He did not.  This is deliberate.

No, instead we get endless PR videos and soundbites, which are not very useful.  Boris is not a good leader, nor is he a worthwhile Prime Minister.  All that is going to happen as a result of the pandemic is:

A few tory boys will make some money, Matt Hancock via SCCL, Marc Warner has already siphoned more than 250 million for an app which nobody in their right mind would install on their phone.  The people making the decisions on this are incompetent. Nobody cares.

The measures they have put in place because of the pandemic will be used against dissenting voices.

Probably mandatory vaccination provided by yet another fucking useless Tory.

Saying that ‘this is not the time’ and ‘when this is over’ is not good enough. People are dying now because you are a failure.

We have no Prime Minister.  We have an empty mask who is barely capable of managing himself, never mind the country. I cannot tell you what a disappointment this has been.  Apparently the only thing Boris cares about is Boris.

 

 

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The Difference between Boris and I

Ok so it is time for a round up before BJ gets back to work.  Here is why I think you should resign, Boris.

Our story starts in March, because March is when I became aware that Covid19 was going to be an actual problem, instead of being more like SARS and H1N1, which turned out to be faraway problems and not part of my life at all.

Anyway back in mid March, I wrote this for Boris.  I like to entertain him when he drops by for his now and again cheer himself up visits. As you can see I am not particularly lovey about it, but Boris and I have a similar reading history in early life, so that is why I like to indulge him.  It’s not much fun being me.  You would need to ask him whether this is particularly amusing or not, he would probably deny knowing anything about it.  (he does and has done since 2016)

The Demise of Lucifer Ogilvie

We also share a similar background in terms of the level of seriousness of politics, although I am about to demonstrate that our interpretation of that is very different, also due to upbringing.  He is all about the power, I am all about the responsibility.  This is the last attempt I am going to make to knock some sense into his head before he heads back out, attempting to resolve the requirements of donors, party, civil service and his DUTY TO THE ACTUAL FUCKWITS THAT VOTE TORY.

Anyway, so in mid March we get our first inkling that this is serious.  I had been thinking life was a bit too nice, but I did not have any idea it was anything to do with the virus.

Boris, however had known for a month or so by that time, and had failed to attend five COBRA meetings despite the imminent global pandemic that he must have figured out was going to show a clear comparison of healthcare systems across the world.

There is a reason for this fuck up of mammoth proportions.  Coordinating with the most punitive healthcare system in the world – the USA, would be one of them. I will demonstrate the others as we go in bold.So our first point of divergence would be not attending those meetings. If I was fortunate enough to be Boris, I would have been there.

At this point Cummings attending the SAGE meetings would also be relevant.  If you cared about public health, would you send a batshit crazy eugenicist megalamaniac to attend the meetings of some socially hindered scientists in order to later claim to be following science that does not exist?

Herd immunity was already known at that time to be a myth.  China had already reported that reinfection had occured more than once, I have not bothered to check the other countries who have been far more competent than the UK in regard to this.  Were I in Boris’s position, I would have been paying more attention to my responsibilities rather than leaving it in the hands of this clearly hate fuelled person whilst bonking my girlfriend.

Then we have the hand shaking at the hospital.  Boris at this points pretends not to know any of the science, nor has he apparently done the afternoon of research that I did when I realised this was going to be a problem.  During the course of this afternoon, I quickly realised that the information we were being presented with by the WHO and in fact our own government was spurious to say the least.  eg.  Vitamin C was being used to treat the virus in hospitals, but the public was not to take any vitamin C.  Everyone in the Wuhan videos were wearing masks and visors, we were being told it was no use.

So, I surmised, the clues as to whether you had the virus were probably wrong too.  Sure enough, when I looked up the anecdotal evidence from people who had actually had the virus, a fever and cough are quite far along into the virus, and at this time nobody knew how long you incubated it.  They still don’t tell you anything about incubation, or how long you have had the virus by the time you realise it.

From this I figured out that the information we were given was being given for a reason.  Clearly they want us to have a poor immune system, which most of the UK has anyway due to our crap diet and entertainment habits, further they want us to infect each other.  There is also a clear policy within government not to wear masks, which makes no sense at all when the virus is respiratory and airborne.

Boris then goes back to bonking the girlfriend, with no regard for her or her unborn baby.  This is what they want us to believe.  He also apparently goes to some lengths to infect as many people as possible.  This is not following even the science they are punting to us. The minute he had shaken hands with infected people and staff he should have been in full protective gear, as I was when my friend coughed in my car and announced he had the virus, which he probably picked up from one of his many medical appointments.

He then goes into isolation and demonstrates that they are capable of working from home, but apparently require cash to do so.  To be super-fair about this, he did actually look worse than I was at any stage, thanks to my unreasonably healthy diet. No sign of a mask or PPE to demonstrate to the public what appropriate behaviour is.

The doctors treating Prince Charles and Boris also seem to have had rather hazy ideas about what is correct. We have not been explicitly told in this country, but other countries reported only 70% accuracy with the tests and in no way should you assume seven days after having the virus or one day after being in ICU that you are clear of it.  Any sensible person takes precautions on infecting others regardless, as I did when I was infected by my friend.

Another question is why did he get a test when NHS staff and the public could not and were refused hospital places at this time?  A young mother died hours after she was refused medical help, so why would a moderately ill and otherwise healthy man who ‘is following the science’ get treatment and testing? Matt Hancock is another case of this.

Anyway even by mid-March ISIS had advised suicide bombers to avoid crowded places due to the pandemic, and we were not yet in lockdown.  This was for a few reasons, but to be honest I completely understand why you would want the schools open as it affects the level of NHS staff.

The other reasoning behind this is that Boris is now trying to implement the imaginary herd immunity whilst the public and media catch on to the death involved in this plan, which Cummings was clearly aware of because we have to assume that SAGE are not complete morons behind closed doors.

One feature of this episode, here and in the USA, is that scientific and medical heirarchy is not particularly helpful on unknown territory such as this.  Neither is racism, and we are still buying into that when we refer to suing China or blaming China for a virus they clearly did not inflict on themselves.

The public are now going mental, fighting over toilet paper, verbally abusing people for wearing masks, hospitals and carehomes alike are already showing signs of lacking PPE or advice to use it and all this before lockdown starts on March 23rd, my reasoning for this is detailed above, his reasoning for this is maximising the number of infected people and NHS staff. They even said they didn’t want to do it too soon.

I had been wittering on about PPE for a week by this time, no sign of any action being taken.  Boris, in the meantime makes a speech about ‘taking that risk’ and the ‘death of your loved ones.’  This is nothing to do with science and everything to do with the assumption that Tory voters are voting for the death of ‘useless eaters.’

On March 28th even tory voters were bitching about NHS procurement, a problem we now know was actually the problem of SCCL, a company created by Matt Hancock to ‘oversee’ and presumably take a cut of all NHS purchases via his procurement system.  Several companies offered to provide PPE and were ignored.  Of 8000 companies contacting the government only 157 were regarded as big enough by Matt Hancock, so he had absolute control over this and how the regions were being served. Several rabid tories claiming no issues with PPE, several NHS staff at the same time risking their jobs by saying not enough is being provided.

Then we have the issue of ventilators, again we had suppliers ready to deliver, but they preferred to give Dyson a blank cheque to design new ones, which they have since cancelled the orders for since they are killing enough people in care homes.

April the first there is a report that over 75s are not to be treated and are to be allowed to die in carehomes.  Since then, we have reports of carehomes being asked to take people from hospitals, encouraging yet more infection.  Still no sign that care workers are adequately protected. The disabled at home are also sent forms effectively declining medical treatment, which I have since advised people to rip up.

On the bright side, the government did manage at the end of March to check how many burial spaces there would be that they could fill.

Even after lockdown, no directive to cover up carers and NHS, far less actually providing PPE being regarded as an important issue, is done until April the 2nd, by which time tens of thousands more people are infected and it becomes clear that not all deaths are being counted in England, which is the only country in the UK incorrectly reporting death statistics.

By April 10th I began to suspect that this was targetted eugenics, not just on the grounds of age and health status, but how you vote.

By April 13th I had been verbally abused so much in the street as a result of my essential worker status that I retired from that job as the shop I was working in were not only failing to protect themselves but their customers and the external staff, of which I was one.  People have apparently been trying to read information that they cannot effectively digest or make use of, as the owner of the business had sent me several articles indicating that he understood the potential for conspiracy, but did not actually understand that the bottom line is if you don’t want to play along with the tories, you cover your mouth and avoid spreading the virus.  I was not planning on waiting until these idiots killed their elderly relatives because they wouldn’t wear PPE.  This is why I had requested several times via the blog that the PPE issue was paramount.  Had he taken my advice, lockdown would be far shorter, but they wouldn’t kill so many useless eaters. I even went as far as questioning the WHO about this, not that I will get an answer.

Instead of actually protecting people, they have gone with a policy of concealing the actual number of deaths by failing to report the slaughter in care homes, by putting everyone involved in terrible danger, and in delaying the provision of PPE so that Matt Hancock can negotiate his cut.

Other things they have been charged with, like failing to test and trace, aren’t relevant if your aim is to use herd immunity as a cover for killing the disabled and elderly.  Everyone knows the lack of tory regard for non-working members of the community.  We have Sir Iain Duncan Smith to thank for that.  They are approaching 200k deaths now, most of which IDS got his knighthood for.

It has become clear that apart from making use of some rather submissive scientists who seemed to be avoiding doing any independent work, they also plan to use racism against China as weapons to defend themselves.  If I was Boris or Matt Hancock I would get out of this situation, as it is very clear what they were doing.

Here are my further issues with the NHS tracking app, gathered today:  Ben Warner is a ‘data scientist’ advising govt & sitting on SAGE. His brother, Marc – who worked with Cummings on Vote Leave – won a £250m NHS contract when Cummings entered Downing Street. And now the contract for NHS tracking app.

The hospitals they set up under the ‘Nightingale banner’  lying empty due to lack of staff – built with military involvement.

If I was the Welsh or Scottish First Minister, I would be preparing to put medical checkpoints on the border with England at this point, because in recent days they are shouting about locksteps to try and hide what they’ve done. If you think they will hesitate before either using you as scapegoats or sending some infected people into our countries they will not stop at doing that.

I was very fond of Boris, and I appreciate that he came from a very low emotional point to the point at which he finally became Prime Minister, but I will not be condoning killing the public and failing in the duty of care any time soon.  I appreciate there is an even bigger picture, which is why he has been absent, but this is neither forgiveable, nor funny. It is time for a sharp exit.

 

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Time to Quit

We have no Prime Minister, so it is time for a leadership race. Who do you prefer?

What Boris did Next

Given how this is likely to progress next month, might it be worth closing the border now? #scotland #snp #indyref2

— Ina Disguise (@InaDisguise) April 22, 2020

So today we have the news that Boris has taken time off canoodling with the racist totty, who has beein in Tatler attempting to reinforce the idea that China should be further punished, to take advice from the leader of the Flu Klux Klan, Donald Trump.  “Donald, Donald what lies would you like us to openly tell the public next?”  My respect level is now at zero.  Sorry old chap. My way or the high way.

We also have the first sighting of the military in the Daily Shitshow, which I do not bother watching as it is too embarassing. Expect to see a lot more of this, because the tory voters are quite possibly too stupid to wear a mask, which means they can keep this bullshit going for over a year.

This is an example of a rather pathetic tantrum rather than a show of strength. So now we know that not only are they planning on asking the public to buy into racism against the biggest loser in the pandemic, they are planning to enforce their imaginary authority even after a fuck up of this magnitude. Be very, very afraid.

In the event that you have been following developments as avidly as I have, you will now also know that Matt Hancock owns all the shares in SCCL, a private company he formed in 2018 for about twenty one grand to oversee NHS procurement.  Matt Hancock is quite likely to be heading under a bus, so Matt Hancock should be very afraid.

If you care to avoid playing along with the eugenics project, I will now again suggest that you get a PPT 2/5 or above mask, some bleachable rubber gloves and a visor or set of goggles.  You may wish to persist in spreading the virus you may or may not have, in which case you frankly deserve all you get.

In the event that this virus was created, and there is still a huge possibility that it was, I would politely remind you of the other events near research facilities over the last few years and ask you to go and review them.  China was poised to become the leading world power, so it is highly unlikely that they are at fault in this scenario.  Prime suspects are far closer to home.

They are now spinning a line about vaccination.  There has, thus far been no sign of a vaccine possible against the common cold, which is a close relative of Covid19, so don’t go holding your breath.

So, now we have a clear indication that the assumption of power goes with the idea of avoidance, rather than acceptance of responsibility, and you are supposed to go along with that as if it is true or become a dissident.

If the aim of this life lesson was reassurance that people are extremely lazy thinkers and/or stupid, furthermore that they are obsessed with their own status rather than giving a shit about you, the evidence is clear.  I have never felt less British.

Were it up to me, I would introduce checkpoints at the border and prepare for the worst.

 

 

 

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The Weakness of Conservatism – Covid19

First find someone to blame, then lose temper when assumption of authority is challenged, then lie.

You don’t apportion blame to someone for being ill, neither do you suggest that a global pandemic illness that is somehow the fault of the country losing the most from it. China is undergoing serious damage and is still trying to send out supplies.

You do not then assume that you are in a position of authority when you are not.  Losing the temper when being asked a question indicates internal disorder. Iain Duncan Smith has not been fit for work for some considerable time, and he should not remain in the party when his policies are responsible for so many deaths.

Suggesting that the government has been struggling to deal with this from the beginning is laughable.  Had they struggled with it a few weeks earlier, we wouldn’t have the problems we have right now. Instead Ren went to the COBRA meetings and clearly failed to keep Stimpy informed.

The economic damage is already enormous because of failures within the conservatives. (but isn’t it enlightening how quickly oil becomes worthless?)

And yes, Boris should have been at Cobra meetings when the pandemic issue was imminent.  Executive decisions were clearly necessary, especially when the cabinet is so green. Don’t even bother blaming tweedledee and tweedledum for this when the buck stops at Boris. He needs to accept the responsibility that goes with power. The fact he is still canoodling with the totty instead of running the country indicates that he doesn’t particularly want to.  What are you doing to him?

The Cheltenham races is a clear indication that the scientific advice that your rather weak willed and easily led medical adviser followed in error was incorrect.  Get a spine. Fresh air makes no difference to the spreadability of covid19 and nobody should have been making that assumption.

Don’t be confused about this.  This is a nice shiny example of how Tories operate, and what a great person to provide it.

The medical advice has been wrong all along, because the science has been unclear all along.  Why you didn’t simply follow the evidence from Wuhan and the example of South Korea is anybody’s guess.  I have never seen so much direct evidence of racism.  The deaths are on you.

I want to hear that you are going to take direct action to get the public covered up so that we can get the figures down.  I want ACCURATE REPORTING of the numbers of deaths, including the English figures in carehomes and at home as you have still failed to provide this, and we are all sick of the stupid messing about.  Nobody cares about your debates over the science and search for people to blame anymore.  Other people need to pay their bills.

From a personal standpoint, this has been a period of great opportunity, so I am having a great time and you can keep the lockdown going as long as you like, but it won’t help your position.

Try this reality check:  You have no real authority left because of this mess, and losing your temper over it just makes you even weaker.  If you want to apportion blame, get rid of IDS and Cummings. Then use the exorbitant amount of money you have saved from the people you have killed to make people’s lives better for a change.

You will also need to make it very, very easy for the entrepreneurial classes such as mine to rebuild the country, as this is a golden opportunity to create post-Brexit Britain.  Stop bailing out the same people you have given tax breaks to, and stop bandying brand names around.  The only people impressed by this are the kind of dozy fuckers that voted you in.  They don’t have a clue about politics and barely read the news, so impressing them is not helpful. All they understand is the child’s eye view of Iain Duncan Smith.  Let us blame someone else and if we win it is because we got the right answer.  We both know this is bullshit.

Fuck Churchillian conservatism, it will probably get you assassinated at this point.  Try going with someone who actually cared and helped people build the economy.

MOVE YOUR FUCKING ARSE BORIS I CANNOT MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER. YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

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You are so much fun

Good show, that man. Nice work.

Right I suggest we deal with the public mask issue via the businesses that are still open.  If you get the supermarkets and petrol stations masked, goggled and gloved that should get us about a third of the way to persuading the biohazard public to mask up. There are also spray disinfectants available for air that they could be using as the virus hangs for three hours after an infected person has been in.

There was an issue with the Guardian a couple of weeks ago, who were reporting Professor David Heyman at the  WHO of saying that masks were no good for protection, only for protecting others.  I suspect that he would be delighted to emphasize the protecting others rather than the useless bit.  The Guardian have misreported this twice now.  I think Heymann might be a good man for you to talk to about getting the public to cover up.  Here is his email address david.heymann@lshtm.ac.uk if you want to pass it on to your czar.

I got through the virus quite easily, because despite being a lazy little fat lady, I am a health freak and eat a lot of vegetables and fruit.  I have managed to get the word out to India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Ghana that basic defense is a lot of fruit and masking up as I managed to batter it before I even got to the sick/coughing part of the illness.  Still not doing stress, though.  That appears to be key.

So, you may wish to consider a nutritional adviser to make some statements regarding improvements in people’s diets.  That could use up some newstime and establish your continued interest in the welfare of the UK.  I also suggest some statements are made regarding unity, since policy is making you look more than a little anglocentric.

My friend is a leading journalist in Slovenia, so she had the Italian material.  PPT 2.5 and above is OK for civilian use, so they can find that quite easily via ebay.  Rubber gloves are way better than surgical, they last longer, can be used with mobile phones and are bleachable.

Get moving on this quickly too, perhaps delegate it to give the shitshow something to say other than telling us how marvellous we are when it isn’t true.

Tracing I think we may be too late for, but an accurate picture of areas the infected are in within cities would be enormously helpful for opening back up. Then we can get on with all the other stuff we need to get done to get this back on track.

Better late than never.

Ina

 

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