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Where is Boris?

Now this topic has been burning away on social media all day.  I can tell you he is not online as much, as Chevening has it’s own IP I imagine Chequers also does, so I am guessing he is either using his mobile or he has no access to the internet.

We have seen a variety of hilarious fanboi excuses today, including mentions of his ‘heavily pregnant fiance’ – I am guessing these people think that celebrity pregnancies are a bit like soap opera pregnancies with artifically speeded up gestation.

Personally, were I blessed with privilige and running the country, I would be seen to do as much as possible for the thousands of families who are losing members at the moment, whether that was effective or not. (Opting out just means you are your father all over again.)

The fact he is demonstrating that he and the totty are far more important that anything you or public services could possibly need tells you a lot about the failures of the British system.  He is hoisting himself by his own petard (and if you are using the mobile Boris, please interpret this as my kicking your ass to save it)

Piers Morgan has finally become useful as a surrogate opposition, since we no longer have one, and even The Times has today published a damning article about the mismanagement of the pandemic. It is not looking very good. (I know you are a whizz at PR Boris, but eventually even the fanbois will know someone who died.)

The fanboi tories online are expressing great outrage that anyone would question anything Boris does, as if the 130000 dead under austerity and however many they kill this time don’t exist because they don’t have their faces on the TV.  They don’t even seem to give a shit about the relatively well off doctors and nurses dying due to inadequate PPE because the intention was for them to be the weapons of this eugenics project and spread the virus whilst treating other things.  You have to admit, it is an incredibly effective way of reducing ultimate burden on the NHS if you wipe out the patients. It is basically what was done to my parents and many other elderly people every day, they have just extended it.

For the record, if you cannot be bothered taking responsibility at this point, I think maybe resigning might be an option since hiding until you’re well is just going to cause you more problems later.  Grief takes longer than a couple of weeks, and there are an awful lot of people grieving.  I am sure the totty won’t care, since she apparently does not care about terribly much.

In the event that you are being parked because Elliot and Cummings came up with this, and as I suspect you are merely the lead vocalist of a rather dirgy death metal band, then we need to get you out of there and you need to find alternative allies rather than continuing to play along with this.  It seems that what is likely to come next is the inevitable attempt at a mandatory vaccine and probably ID scheme.

Basically what I would do is this:  Appear on camera, mask goggle and glove up and tell everyone else to also find some means of doing so as it will shorten the period of lockdown.  People are still wandering around as if they are on holiday and are FAILING TO TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ENDING THE LOCKDOWN.

I would make this a key point as it is prolonging the economic damage, and tories are most certainly central to it.  Introduce them to the idea that they should not need to be parented, that sounds very tory.

Take personal responsibility for resolving the matter of procurement preventing Matt Hancock adequately supplying the NHS and shout about doing it.

Get rid of some key people and replace them with people who actually care and who you have thus far not been encouraged to listen to.

Replace Cummings with someone who has your best interests at heart rather than indulging in immature ramblings due to their megalamania.  If the totty doesn’t make you happy, let her down gently and move on with a grown up.

Here is some Mongolian death metal to cheer you up in the meantime.  Your PR team is shit, and I am very pissed off with you.  I offered to help and your sidekick failed to respond.  This could have been avoided.

Ina

 

 

 

 

 

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Celebrity Coronavirus and other Stories

So, in a week where we discover the fifth strain ‘Celebrity Coronavirus,’  which is the one where you recover in seven days and are magically not infectious, such as Prince Charles and Matt Hancock, or the one where you spend a couple of nights with foreign nurses in ICU and then return to bonking at Chequers in 48 hours, such as Boris Johnson, we discover how full of shit people really are.

I have just left a situation in which an overcrowded shop, apparently relying on God to determine how many of the non-isolating customers die, continue to share the virus.

In my part-time role as essential worker, I was verbally abused every single day I was out for wearing proper protective gear.  As I am immune, I do not actually require it, I was wearing it for the peace of mind of the people I was dealing with and as a public statement that I do not want to kill you.

In Scotland, this is taken as weakness in much the same way being a carer was taken as weakness, so I was accused of various things by mad people until I removed the mask, at which point they ran away. I was talking to a girl the other night who had also had the virus, and she remarked that she thought she was immune and yet infectious, so was breathing on people for fun.

In the meantime, my former co-worker, who has children and a wife who works in a carehome, continues to put everybody at risk by not wearing a mask. I have discovered that I view masks as a code for whether people have a brain and social conscience or not.  The sneering people without the masks are welcome to die as soon as possible. My fellow essential workers feel much the same way.

I kind of hope quite a few of these people die instead of the carehomes full of elderly and the hospitals full of NHS staff.

I had my first symptoms three days before Bojo.  I have worked throughout, have managed to prevent the progress of the virus by antioxidant means, and am still finding it quite difficult to deal with stress without physical symptoms.  In the event I had been in ICU two days ago, I certainly wouldn’t be travelling forty miles to bonk my girlfriend.

The primary reason for this fakery is so that he cannot be challenged too vigorously in parliament.  It is an attempt to be a ‘man of the people’ and distract from the facts.  The second reason is to promote immigrant nurses, which were pointedly mentioned.  This is because they seem to be killing so many staff by not providing adequate PPE that it will be almost impossible to function without them.

In the meantime dear old Stanley continues to uphold the British class system, which he believes he is a part of because the Johnson con has been going so long, by making inappropriate comments to the press.

So, we can look forward, after thousands of needless deaths and spurious loss of life via the DNR orders signed by the disabled, to a persistent attempt to maintain the same bullshit system.

No thanks. You can keep your shitty values.  Mine are better.

 

 

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Yes Boris, Nah Tory – Coronavirus

This last month has been utterly sickening.  May the thoughtlessness of people know no bounds.

Apparently Boris cannot follow basic instructions.  I too have had the virus, followed my own instructions and was fine, despite the best efforts of the person who stated that he was ‘not bothered in the least’ about infecting me.

I was very lucky, because I immediately donned protective gear on the off chance that I had been infected. I was able to work from home throughout being ill .

As my efforts via our incompetent government evidently fell on deaf ears at the WHO, I have contacted the WHO to ask why they are pretending not to know that people exhale.

I have also discussed the matter with a Senior medical practitioner in India and with a government official in Africa (don’t know which country, I took what I could get.)

I should not have to rely on anecdotal evidence from Wuhan via youtube to find out how best to protect myself, and why they seem so keen on having the sheeple infect each other I do not know. Something serious is most definitely afoot.

Also rather jarring is the patchy provision of PPE to the NHS.  Staunch Tory areas are reporting no problems at all, whilst other NHS providers have endless problems with equipment and actively refuse to allow medical staff to protect the public and themselves by COVERING THEIR MOUTHS.

The delightful tories of twitter have responded to Boris falling ill with this being a team game and issue of personal fortitude, which is how tories think.  If the problem doesn’t happen to them, it doesn’t exist or it is a matter of personality.

In the meantime, civil liberties have been attacked for the next two years, with the public cheering them for doing it.  This is not OK.

Another issue which has been highlighted by this is the incredible racism displayed by people’s reaction to it.

China attempted to contain the infection, and when they failed to do so, accepted responsibility.  It still may not be their responsibility.  I suggested to an enterprising journalist today that he examine similar incidents of mysterious outbreaks near research facilities in other parts of the world rather than jumping on the ‘we all hate China because they sell stuff’ bandwagon. It’s just racism.  Racism is racism.

Someone suggested to me that we wait for the results of Austria and some other white country to see if we could end the lockdown.  The best results are still those of South Korea, Japan and Taiwan.  Enough with the fucking racism now.

So, right you dont like poor people so they can die whilst supplying you with shopping.  You don’t like elderly people, so they can die because you are quite happy for them to be declined medical treatment as long as it is out of sight and the care is provided by an unmasked and badly paid carer, who is also at high risk of being infected, but nobody cares.  You don’t mind that the NHS is actually being used to TRANSMIT THE VIRUS, because all you have to do to create that situation is refuse to allow staff to wear PPE, as actually happened to more than one nurse and doctor.  You don’t mind being a bit racist, as long as it is towards people in the far east who cannot answer you back, even though they have been far more responsible than your own government. You don’t mind that disabled people are being asked to sign DNR and refuse medical treatment even if they need it, as long as it is nice and tidy and in their own homes.

The flu jab makes you far more susceptible to the virus.  I was asked if I wanted one not two weeks before the announcements started.  No thanks.  I’m not in your playpen.

If Boris does not come out of hospital ready to make some serious changes to English culture, I will personally make it my business to taketh away.  Capiche, Lucifer? It is now blisteringly obvious that those snivelling wimps you surround yourself are no match at all for anyone.

The rest of you are sychophantic, murderous, hateful twats and I don’t know if I actually care anymore.  There are billions of people in the world who have only fruit and facemasks for protection.  My guess is that they’ll fare a lot better than you in this pandemic.

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Seriously Little Shiva

What is it that you want me to say?

Looking at the same posts over and over again is pointless.

You are married, you have a huge family, you have plenty of money.

You are wasting time you could be spending on presumably being happy.

It isn’t like you are going to leave that  situation, so leave me alone.

WTF I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR BULLSHIT FROM DUDES

Ina

 

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There comes a point where disengaging is a good idea

That is as much as I can do, he is now avoiding the website as he thinks that I now despise him. I do not, but what’s the point? He was misled, as were several other governments who thought they knew better than the actual experts in the far east.

Yes, experts are frequently wrong, especially when they have had very easy lives.

Just in case you were wondering, that was a very real and literal lesson in not accepting authority when authority is wrong and caring about people you never expected to care about.

If anyone had told me that I would nag this person into saving his own ass at any point in my life, I would have laughed.

Anyway, I do not see that any further intervention is likely to meet with success unless he sees the light and makes a direct and official request, so I am off to take care of business. He knows where to find me.

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Ahem thank you but can you…..?

Matt Hancock should not be out without a mask, because he is still infectious 8 days after testing negative for coronavirus if he ever actually had it.  It is possible that his test was faulty, or that you are all using the same faulty doctor as Prince Charles.

I realise the guidelines are confusing, but it is very clear that you are infectious before and after you experience the symptoms so Matt Hancock is putting people at risk right now, and so will you if you do the same thing.

Thank you for the directive to cover up the carers, social workers as well as the NHS.

Can you now direct business to provide masks goggles and gloves for cashiers and other supermarket workers along with appropriate breath and handwashing breaks so that they can function safely? Unlimited sanitizer would also be helpful

They have all been exposed so much now that it is probably shutting the door after the horse has bolted, but it would provide an example for the public to follow.  They are still not fully grasping this.

If we can persuade the public to cover up sufficiently you will be able to end lockdown a bit quicker rather than having to follow the example from India or the Phillipines.

So called scientific advisers still arguing over whether it is useful – ignore them – this is just egoism rather than information and the WHO do not look particularly good for this either.  In fact telling people not to wear a mask until they have it has caused much of this mess.

Please leave the totty alone for at least another eight days after you come out, preferably do the gentlemanly thing and put her somewhere safe for three months.  I know there is likely to be at least one other one somewhere, so as long as she isnt pregnant that might be a better idea.

I would suggest that you also wear a mask and gloves for the eight days after you ‘test negative’ to provide an example for the public. People should be masking up whether they think they have it or not.

I would suggest a very grave speech acknowledging that knowledge is developing, you are desirous of safety and limiting loss of life etc etc.  Make it a crowdpleaser and let’s get this back on course.

Consider which you prefer, Dominic or Patrick.  One of them is going to have to go.

Best of luck

Ina

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Coronavirus – the Story so far in helpful Tweets

PM informed you, as he always does what was discussed by government and what was actually about to happen.

Basic implementation of maximum infection, which has incidentally included ignoring the two most successful countries, South Korea and Japan.  It is blisteringly obvious that when you have people that do not know they are carrying an infection wandering around breathing on people, the first thing you do is cover the source of infection and wear a mask.  Gloves and goggles are also advisable as the infection is known to enter your eye, but covering your mouth and nose whilst washing or otherwise covering and sanitising your hands would obvious ways of cutting infection rates.  Unless we have inordinately stupid scientists and members of the NHS  board at work, we have a conspiracy.

Absolutely correct.

So we already have a closet policy of offing the elderly, that nobody is even bothering to tell us about or discuss.  We have a petty weak media.  Forced DNRs ought not to be legal.  Staff in carehomes unlikely to be aware of the statistics on COVERING YOUR MOUTH AND NOSE. Social work department, in my experience will be aiding and abetting government policy and not bothering to inform or protect anyone.

See, they can manage to plan, just not plan to protect anyone.

Deliberately delaying the provision of ventilators to actively create the same situation we are seeing in Italy and Spain.  So basically medical and care workers are being used as biological weapons in this eugenics project Boris is presiding over.

 

They did tell you the truth.  Boris said at the beginning that your loved ones are regarded as expendable.  Turns out quite a few more people are also expendable. Not sure who they think is likely to be left or why this is a good idea.  Seems like unnecessary savagery to me, but what do I know?  A lot of English people voted for it.

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Italy stops intubating the over 60s with coronavirus

Well, it looks as if Spain (see below) and Italy have pretty much fallen to coronavirus, and since we are likely to be in much the same position, my siblings must be peeing their pants! Far be it from me to remind them of their behaviour when it was their parents in the same position.

Saying that people over 60 will not be intubated means they will not get access to a ventilator, since you will inevitably need this explained to you.

Iain Duncan Smith falls into this category, so I propose that he goes first with a demonstration of leadership in our Logan’s Run future.  We can all decide whether we want to do it based upon his results. Until that time, we look forward to his demonstration of living on 94 quid a week, but only after 5 weeks of living on nothing at all.

Likewise, I imagine all conservative voters might also want to demonstrate to us how mild their symptoms are by turning down any potential treatment in order to establish their belief in survival of the fittest and herd immunity. Wouldn’t want the country to waste any money.

I imagine workers in the NHS, so keen to follow orders and finish off people’s relatives as they are in my experience, must be quite shocked to discover that they are not automatically immune from decisions from the top, further that scientific advice is not always pleasant or correct.

I may return to work this week, as I have a lot more freedom if I do, but I will see how I feel.  I am lucky to have many options in our changing landscape.

Expect an increase in recruitment for replacement police and NHS very shortly, and those of you who are out of work need not worry, as the crops will need to be tended to come the spring.

Again, please review the figures for Japan and South Korea for the error which has still not been dealt with to resolve this as quickly as possible.

 

 

TELL THE BUSINESSES TO PROTECT THEIR STAFF BORIS. MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT THEY ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID.

as predicted – Spain

 

 

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So I was asked what I think about Boris Johnson

Some think tank asked for my humble opinion – here we go:

Boris has been honest with the public and treated them like adults. We now know for a fact that this is a social engineering project devised by some easy life paternalist conservatives who want to be more lethal than Iain Duncan Smith. We know this because Boris told us. For that he will forever be my hero.

You could argue that this is a kinder way to kill the sick, disabled and elderly than having them go into hospital and not come out because they have been ‘misdiagnosed’ with dementia (31% increase in a year of death by Alzheimers’ in Scotland a couple of years ago) or because they have been judged to be economically unviable by three consultants, as happened to two members of my family. Social engineering is not new in the UK.

Having said that, he should have made clear to the NHS staff that they were to be at least partially responsible for their own PPE, that the virus was a very real threat and that issues with procurement in the NHS meant that if the government were not prepared to stock up on supplies, regional NHS would have to relax the rules in order to maintain equipment supplies.

Finally, he was evidently also misadvised on symptoms and transmission, exemplified by the fateful handshake of hospitalized patients, and seems also to have had no idea how much danger he was putting his pregnant bit of tedious tory totty in. We could also have saved ourselves billions of pounds and many thousands of lives by being advised to wear mask, goggles and gloves in January rather than shutting the country down to keep up with the international Joneses in case the figures look too brutal.

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Here is what no masks mean

No masks mean that you could be infecting up to sixty thousand people and still not know that you have Coronavirus.  If you do not cover the source of infection, you are exhaling your poison all over everyone else.

No masks means that the police are likely to become infected, leading to a situation like this:

200 NYPD officers down with Coronavirus in one day

No masks is the reason Japan, South Korea have a lower death rate and have flattened their curve. Have a look at the figures.

The peak is not likely until towards the end of April, so you are causing the problem TODAY.

No mask = no brain.

Also I take issue with these pictures of surgical gloves being circulated by mistaken and stupid people in the NHS, who apparently see this as a power grabbing opportunity.  Rubber gloves, which go past the wrist are perfectly adequate and a lot more practical for sanitizing purposes. It makes no sense at all to expose people to infecting others when it is unnecessary.

If I as a chef had turned up without proper protective equipment, I would not have been working at all.  There is no reason why you cant use a computer.

Apparently you don’t like having a functional economy.  I can’t help you with this level of stupidity and greed.

Wearing proper protective gear isn’t all about you.  It is about the people you breathe on.  It would also be a good idea to cover the rest of you too.

 

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