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March 27, 2020
So now you have Coronavirus…..
Give up meat, wheat, cheese, potatoes, milk products and sugar. If you must have them at all, make it every second day and focus on maximum bang for the buck. Black pudding is good, supermarket chicken is not. You get the idea. Fish is also fine.
Replace anything you have given up with fruit and vegetables. A whole pineapple is not difficult if you put it in a smoothie or dream up whatever suits you as ways of consuming it. Coconut cream you may have, cream or milk you may not.
If you want to invest in some amla, raw chocolate and blueberries, do that, they are also good.
No coffee but white tea is fine. You want as much fibre and antioxidants as you can get.
Get a chewable vitamin c, and if you are able to, chew at least one every three hours. You will go through a lot.
Make some friars balsam, if you cannot find it, with storax and benzoin. Put it in a pan and use it as an expectorant. You want to get the temperature in your nose and throat up a few degrees, so take your time and use a towel over your head.
Sleep a lot. And now some more. Eat something of the above when you wake up as your lymphatic system will be working very hard.
Avoid stress as the headaches will come back and you will be less physically able to cope.
Use protective wear for at least forty days after you feel well enough to return to the public as you are still infectious.
I am sick of telling people to cover their hands, nose, eyes and mouth. Sick of it. Why are people so fucking stupid?
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March 26, 2020
Whazzap Bojo
Saw you were in, don’t know what you want. I presume you want a less irritated answer to very simple things which appear to be confounding your alleged experts.
Here is your list of shit to do.
If I was you, I would get NHS regional procurement onto Alibaba and sort out the PPE without the usual process. This is a procurement rather than a supply side issue.
I would also be making a speech recommending Vitamin C/fruit and that the public should get themselves industrial masks and rubber gloves to avoid any supply clashes. They will have to find their own way of covering their eyes.
Besides that, sanitizer is far more cost efficient to make. I have about 8 litres because I made it myself.
Don’t throw too much more money at this, as once we can get people to mask, goggle and glove, the medium term issue is vastly reduced. Oh thanks for the lame business help, that is wonderful, not.
If they can’t manage to show sufficient responsibility to protect each other, then I am sure you will get Vallance’s required infection rate and more. I would suggest you deal with that issue before it deals with you.
Experimenting with expectorants at the moment, update will be later this week.
I see the USA is really winning this week. Go Team America! We do not want to come first in this race.
Stay well,
Ina
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March 25, 2020
Well now you know how I’ve felt since 2003
Coronavirus interactive map from FT
Feel free to click above for the reason you are stuck in your house and the economy is about to go haywire.
Japanese and South Koreans had their masks on the first day. They arent irresponsible, filthy braggards like Americans and the English, hence judged incapable of following instructions and sent to bed without tea.
If you have not got yourself an easy to sanitize pair of rubber gloves, some large goggles and a mask by now, I suggest you get one so we can all get on with the rest of our lives. Here is a helpful site to assist you in making your own mask, since apparently the NHS are demanding that people risk their lives because they have insufficient supplies, despite said supplies being readily available online.
Apparently people who take the flu jab are also at considerably more risk than everyone else, which makes me rather suspicious since I was asked not two weeks before the story broke whether I wanted one. No thank you, I replied. I am not a subscriber to funded for profit science.
Vitamin C is also now proving helpful in New York as well as China. Again stuff you all, I am not conforming to become a stupid aggressive moron like the people I met in Waitrose, of all places, last week. Asda is very civilised in comparison.
Being stuck in the house for several years taking care of my mother and father has its advantages. I am well used to being in lockdown, for one thing, and I have several resources to draw upon to make it profitable.
Other people are not fortunate enough to have disgusting relatives who gossip about them and abuse them every time they blink, so they may be finding this more of a struggle than I am. Poor things.
It is particularly unfortunate to be in lockdown in Spain apparently, especially if you are a pensioner. I receive reports directly from hospitals and people who live there and neither sounds desirable.
The lockdown will weaken fairly quickly however, so you can get back to shopping. Off licenses and large chain retailers are now essential even as I write this. Business however, needs to change. I work all over the world. There is no reason why you cannot do the same.
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March 21, 2020
For Little Shiva and Boris re coronavirus in London
OK boys, I know neither of you like to take advice, but here is what I’ve got, based upon Wuhan, Italy and my contact in Slovenia who is the editor responsible for coronavirus there. I have put together an action plan for you, because I would rather you didn’t die.
Boost your immune system. Eat a whole pineapple every day for your lungs, take vitamin C every three to four hours, do everything you can to consume more fresh vegetables along with whatever else you shovel down.
Get a mask, minimum PPT 2.5, preferably with attached sealed goggles. Welding goggles are ideal as they seal in the eye cavity, which can also become infected.
Wear gloves. It is not always possible to wash your hands or sanitize them as often as you would like, so wear gloves as much as possible when you are near other people. When you are on your own, you can take them off so that you can again wash your hands and play with your face etc as much as you like, before again washing them to put gloves on again.
Cover as much of yourself as possible, and put your clothes into the washing machine as soon as you get home.
Bleach every surface and if not busy make yourself some sanitizer from aloe, alcohol and glycerin.
Try to maintain distance from other people, but when this is not possible, your mask and goggles should be on.
Break into a sweat at least once a day, masturbate a lot, poop as much as possible and use youtube to learn further lymphatic drainage techniques as this is important to your immune system.
Use benzoin as an expectorant with steam. Breath this in daily at least once, making use of a towel and a pan of steam. You may also wish to consider some lungwort tea.
Get some carbolic soap.
Ignore the government’s scientific advice on not bothering with the above as they apparently don’t actually know anything. Either that or they want you to expire. I would rather you didn’t
Ina
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March 19, 2020
A Critical Look at Coronavirus – we have questions
Ok, so I have been chatting with some other people who aren’t stupid, and we all smell some pretty major rats with the way this is being handled, for many reasons:
The information being given to the public does not relate to the anecdotal information. Whilst this is common in situations where some of the people involved suffer from ‘science’ snobbery – as in they believe that their epistomology is superior to everybody else’s – we don’t quite understand how this could be mishandled to the degree it appears to have been.
According to the information most people seem to have, there is no point in wearing a mask because it is ineffective. This is a bit like saying condoms are ineffective. Clearly a virus originating in the nose and mouth should be prevented by covering your nose and mouth. Why nobody that is not Victorian or Korean accepts this I do not know. I would have thought that it would make sense to even the stupidest person, but apparently not. It is also far easier to effectively clean a nice smooth glove than it is to get into every crevice of your hand, so whilst washing them is nice, wash them and then put them in a glove and wash them again.
Coronavirus also has an incubation period, which varies according to your immune system. Whilst your average Joe incubates it for five days, a healthy person can incubate it for far longer. (I once delayed the onset of shingles by three weeks because of my knowledge of nutritional health, for an example of delaying the onset of a full blown virus) This means in the case of coronavirus that you could be cheerfully spreading it for up to forty or so days without knowing it. Clearly the only answer to this issue is to mask and glove up to protect others rather than messing about with training yourself not to touch anything.
The official line is that you are looking out for a fever and dry cough. This is far too late. All the available anecdotal information that I looked at indicates that you are actually looking out for a sore throat, tiredness and travelling headaches. This is approximately a week earlier than any potential fever and dry cough. So are we to understand that you actually want people to spread this disease and recover from it without knowing that you had it?
Why is Sir Patrick Vallance still Chief Scientific adviser when he induced the Prime Minister to make a speech which would normally add up to career suicide? Why would you still listen to someone who appears to be delibarately misunderstanding the nature of a virus which is known to repeatedly infect the same person? You would have to be a complete numpty to suggest any herd immunity solutions to this, or perhaps a hardline Tory who has never experienced any real difficulties in his life and who does not value ‘useless eaters.’
I also question this lockdown idea. This would seem to be a lethally stupid economic idea and a trigger for a number of changes to civil liberties which are entirely undesirable and which neither I, nor any far sighted individual would countenance for a second. This may be a novel virus, but the practical solutions to it are all well documented by the Victorians, who had thousands of respiratory infections and oodles of experience with pneumonia. Why is this not being entertained? It is not even possible to question anyone about it, far less propose an alternative.
I also wonder why the public are being discouraged from boosting their immune system, since this affects immunocompromised people. Why would you do this? This ought to be a golden opportunity to remind people that their diet ought to be of huge concern.
Are we to assume that this is all a series of huge errors of judgement, not from our government, but from everyone’s? If so, it is definitely time, dear reader, to join a political party or perhaps start a new one.
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Is this the Coronavirus we’ve been waiting for?
I do wonder, seeing the effects of this virus on the masses, whether this is the virus the hippies and conspiracy theorists have been waiting for? It is certainly sorting the sheep from the goats.
Went to the supermarket today, and it was a sea of unthinking faces. They are still over-shopping, to the extent that you cannot expect to get some products from the supermarkets at all, and yet only four out of a thousand people had managed to cover their face.
Tried to talk to some middle-aged authors about this on facebook, and apparently they believe that because masks and gloves have been written off as ineffective, they do not need to bother with them as these things will afford them no protection.
Since the source of the infection appears to be airborne via one’s nose and mouth, this does not give me much hope that it is safe for any socially conscious person to be out. It doesn’t matter how much protection you do of the public, if they are too stupid to participate there is then only a little sanitizer between you and disaster.
Alas it does take some time to get one’s full equipment, and so I await about 30 PPT2.5 masks for my current loved ones, who have very important elderly people in their midst and who, like me, do not particularly want to have coronavirus.
I am now looking at videos of people literally brawling over toilet paper and wondering if their premature deaths are a bad thing?
I am also wondering why Patrick Vallance is still being listened to, since apparently he cannot manage to muster the social conscience to protect the public or offer useful advice beyond “Let us kill the useless eaters!” It may be Conservative to the core, but it isnt very compassionate, now is it?
On the other hand, I have to say I do not share the miserable selfish stupid people’s disrespect for government at present, the conservatives and SNP alike have had a very rocky boat of late, and yet again have been rocked by a new crisis. I think so far it is all going rather well, in terms of illustrating just how dependent they are on good advice and how hard the decision making process has to be.
This would have been a lot simpler in wartime, when we would have simply been putting mattresses out in the schools and pulling together to ensure that the little darlings that are most likely to survive and infect other people are segregated from the people actually doing the work.
Instead we have people claiming that it doesn’t affect them, so they don’t give a shit about infecting other people.
Looks like Vallance will get at least his 60 percent.
In the meantime if you are over 40 or so, you can die, it’s fine. We now live in Logan’s Run.
To be honest, looking at some of the people marching about elbowing each other out of the way for milk and toilet paper and not giving a damn about other folk, I’m OK with your death, to be honest. There are a good few conservative voters in that crowd however, you might want to take a look at that.
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March 16, 2020
Coronavirus Whinging – Sturgeon versus Johnson
I have never seen so much bitter glass wall whinging from the population as right now.
On one hand we have worthless scum complaining that it is all a big fuss about nothing and unless we see two thirds of the population dying we have nothing to worry about so don’t bother protecting your health.
On the other we have people who think that “Nicola Sturgeon lacks leadership skills” and “Boris Johnson must resign” because they haven’t shut the schools.
I patiently explained to the worthless scum yesterday that as one of the people at risk from the infection, I do not trust hospitals and would rather not be ill, therefore I will be taking all the measures I can as not only do I not want to die, I do not want to see other people quietly offed in a hospital because they aren’t judged to be economically worthwhile. I cannot even say that this is the Tories’ doing, it happens regardless of party. I have seen it first hand.
I explained to the whinging masses this morning that Nicola Sturgeon and Boris Johnson are entirely unable to close schools because if they do that, the women who work for the NHS, the women who clean, the women who run quite a few of our services will then be unable to work because they have to stay at home to take care of their children, who are at a far lower risk of actual death in the first place.
This would also mean that elderly in care homes would be suffering, as care homes would be understaffed. Closing schools is not an option.
Closing pubs is not an option because people voted for a society in which people have to work to pay their bills. As long as pub owners are willing to pay a wage, people need the money to pay their rent. And yay, this costs the country no money, which is what the majority actually voted for.
As for claiming that the spurious herd immunity bullshit is somehow Boris’s doing. The culprit is the Tories’ scientific adviser, who clearly does not understand that a virus that repeatedly infects you is not likely to give anybody immunity. Boris Johnson got some bad advice and made a decision based upon the discussion he listened to. Since then at least three of the people deciding that killing a few more useless eaters wasn’t such a bad thing have the infection, which can only benefit the rest of us since they might actually get a clue.
When are you going to understand that you can’t blame people making political decisions for making the most practical decision for your welfare? Take some responsibility for yourself.
The last thing anybody should be considering is resignation. This is a test, and we need to use it to create a better country and a more practical way of doing business as a nation.
If you can’t formulate strategy, think for yourself or even be bothered joining a political party, mind your own business, and stop attempting to think.
That is what you do the rest of the time.
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March 15, 2020
FTAO Downing Street
FFS would you let me help him already? This is torture.
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March 10, 2020
Sorted
Phew,
Glad that is sorted out. That was a rather frantic and very tiring day.
Moving swiftly on, I am working hard on another project at the moment and will not be back in action as Ina Disguise for about a month, whereupon things will be looking a lot more like a recognisable business project. This is a sad end to the heavily personal nature of Ina Disguise, but it is time to engage the ignition on this labour of love.
It is also time to do some writing, so this may delay things a tiny bit.
Wolfe, thank you so much for dropping in last week, it meant a lot to me.
Good luck with your Tiresome Tory Totty, Lucifer.
Here is my new theme song.
Toodle Pip
Ina
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